124 result(s) for Funny Saint Patrick’s Day Quotes.
"May your day be touched by a bit of Irish luck, but also by a good dose of humor!"
"I'm not Irish, but I can drink like one!"
"The leprechauns made me do it!"
"May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night."
"If you think that you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"Why do Irish people make such good detectives? Because they can always find the pot o' gold!"
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"There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were!"
"I wish you a pot o’ gold and all the joy your heart can hold."
"You know you're Irish when you have to explain why your friends don't make it to your party!"
"The Irish are a very popular people. They are all over the world and they have a lot of fun!"
"A great friend is worth more than gold—but it doesn’t hurt if they buy the rounds."
"May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"If you don’t know your history, you don’t know what you’re talking about!"
"Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day!"
"Doing a jig in a pub is kind of like having a degree in Irish studies."
"Here's to the Irish! They make the rest of us feel like amateurs when it comes to drinking!"
"Let’s drink to the future, as we drink to the past!"
"The secret to happiness is putting your feet up on the table and your troubles behind you!"
"On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish - and that’s a good thing!"
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"The only thing that will be green on St. Patrick's Day is a pint of beer!"
"Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!"
"Everyone is in luck when one has a very good friend!"
"I'm not Irish, but I do enjoy a good pub crawl."
"I’m so glad we’re friends. If we weren’t friends, I’d be forced to hang out with you on St. Patrick’s Day."
"You say 'potato', I say 'pato-tot'. Let’s call the whole thing a festive Irish feast!"
"The Irish are a fair people; they never speak well of one another."
"St. Patrick’s Day: The only day you can wear green without judgment and blame it on being Irish!"
"I wish I had a gold coin for every time I got pinched on St. Patrick’s Day. Then, I’d have a pot of gold!"
"Why do you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!"
"Without the Irish, the world would be a dull place. And possibly dry."
"Everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. Even if we don’t know what that means!"
"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"To me, the coolest thing about St. Patrick’s Day is the fact you can pretend to be Irish for a day and no one will question it."
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"May the luck of the Irish be with you! And if it’s not, well, just consume more beer."
"St. Patrick’s Day is a reason to drink beer in a funny hat while wearing green and pretending to be Irish. What more could you want?"
"You don't need a four-leaf clover to find good luck. Just raise a pint!"
"I can’t give you a penny for your thoughts, but I can give you a pint for your St. Patrick’s Day cheer!"
"What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock!"
"A day without beer is like a day without sunshine. Lucky for us, beer is a St. Patrick’s Day essential!"
"On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish! Until the hangover kicks in the next day."
"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough!"
"Green beer: the other miracle of St. Patrick’s Day!"
"St. Patrick’s Day is like Halloween for adults; we just dress up as Irish and drink!"
"Why should you never tell secrets on St. Patrick’s Day? Because leprechauns are notorious gossipers!"
"At the end of the rainbow, there’s a party waiting. But first, can we get through the workday?"
"Here’s to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we’ll never forget, especially on St. Patrick’s Day!"
"Leprechauns: because what’s a party without a mischievous little guy hopping around?"
"May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"I can't find my leprechaun; could you check under your bed?"
"Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day!"
"May the luck of the Irish be with you!"
"If it weren't for the Irish, the world would be a dull place!"
"I have a great mind to join a golf club and see how long I last."
"A drink a day keeps the shrink away."
"St. Patrick’s Day: The one day of the year when everyone wants to be Irish, except for the Irish!"
"May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out."
"You know you're in trouble when the leprechauns start calling you 'shorty.'"
"Leprechauns may be small, but their shenanigans are legendary!"
"Shamrocks and shenanigans; let's paint the town green!"
"The only time I set the bar low is for St. Patrick's Day."
"May your hearts be light and your pockets heavy, may good luck pursue you each day and every hour."
"Why do leprechauns love to garden? Because they want to grow their own pot of gold!"
"On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish—whether they like it or not."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised... just like when she sees me on St. Patrick’s Day!"
"A glass of Irish whiskey in one hand, and a heart full of laughter in the other!"
"Why do Irishmen always carry their shillelagh? In case they need to defend themselves from fruit flies."
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito."
"Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a little leprechaun without his gold."
"Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck!"
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge—a true Irish saying!"
"Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with laughter, green, and a generous pinch of mayhem!"
"The secret of a good life is to go with the flow, like Guinness on tap!"
"May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent."
"I'm just here for the shamrocks and shenanigans!"
"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"The leprechauns made me do it."
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"Everyone is Irish on Saint Patrick’s Day!"
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond."
"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow, and may trouble avoid you wherever you go."
"Why shouldn’t Ireland be out of the Euro? It has no use for money. It works on the ancient currency of the rich, called the ‘pint’!"
"Irish you were beer!"
"There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish they were."
"I’m not Irish, but I do love a good party."
"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough."
"Leprechauns are like the mischievous fairies of the Irish folklore, reminding us that sometimes all you need is a little magic!"
"On Saint Patrick's Day, everyone’s a little Irish, unless you’re in the pub, and then everyone’s a little drunk!"
"St. Patrick's Day is the only day when it's socially acceptable to wear green and drink beer at the same time."
"May your glasses be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead."
"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light."
"There are many myths and stories about the Irish and their drinking habits; don't believe them. We drink in moderation!"
"I have a little leprechaun who keeps me company; his name is Murphy, and he always knows where the pot of gold is!"
"Drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die. Or maybe we won’t, but we might as well act like it!"
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems."
"I’m not really a drinker, but I have been known to whiskey away my cares every now and then!"
"At least in America, we have many holidays, and every holiday can be an excuse to drink beer!"
"If we didn’t have bad luck, we wouldn’t have any luck at all."
"May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you."
"I’m not Irish, but my coffee is!"
"Everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day."
"May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!"
"St. Patrick’s Day: the day you drink like a Irishman, and the next morning you wake up like an American!"
"There are two kinds of people: those who are Irish and those who wish they were!"
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because regular leaves are too heavy!"
"I saw a leprechaun, and he told me I could be anything I wanted. So I decided to be drunk!"
"Irish today, hungover tomorrow."
"An Irishman walks into a bar... and a few hours later, they’re still in the bar!"
"I can’t see my lucky charms because I’m still trying to find my keys from last night!"
"Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? It was Easter weekend, and they kept asking him for his chocolates!"
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"Drink and be merry, for it is St. Patrick's Day – the only day it’s socially acceptable to be a little mischievous!"
"Eat, drink, and be Irish!"
"If you don’t wear green on St. Patrick's Day, you're going to be pinched... that’s just the law!"
"A little rain never stopped a Irishman from enjoying a pint!"
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity; if drunk to excess, it promotes the same effect."
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."
"Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!"
"May your day be touched by a bit of Irish luck, brightened by a song in your heart, and warmed by the smiles of the people you love."
"The best way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? With a pint of good cheer and the company of good friends!"
"On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish, and everyone is hungry for a good laugh!"
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