114 result(s) for Funny Quotes On Women’s T-Shirts.
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"I can’t adult today."
"Reality called, so I hung up."
"Don't follow me, I'm lost too."
"I'm only here for the snacks."
"I'll just have a salad... with a side of fries."
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"I'm like a butterfly: pretty to see, but hard to catch."
"Procrastinate today, panic tomorrow."
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year."
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
"I finally got my act together... but I can't remember where I put it."
"Sarcasm: just one of the services I offer."
"I’m not actually funny; I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking."
"I'm silently correcting your grammar."
"Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should see my sister."
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'!"
"The only BS I want is burgers and shopping."
"I woke up like this — tired."
"I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
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"I told my therapist about you."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized."
"My decisions are based on the fact that I can’t do two things at once."
"I’m a mess but I’m a fun mess."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"Sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to come."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should see my sisters."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"I’m not being rude, I’m just honest."
"Who runs the world? Girls who love wine."
"I may be wrong, but I doubt it."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
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"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I’m in shape. Round is a shape."
"I’m just here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"I’m here to avoid your texts."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom."
"I have enough jewelry – said no one ever."
"My pants have pockets, so I’m a feminist now."
"Sassy since birth."
"I’m actually allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm."
"I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words."
"I came. I saw. I made it awkward."
"I’m not a morning person. Or a night person. I’m barely a person."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll laugh at you."
"Procrastination is my superpower."
"I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be a donut."
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Chasing my dreams like they're cheese fries."
"I’m 99% caffeine, and 1% God knows what."
"I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong."
"If I was funny, I would have a good comeback."
"I can't adult today."
"I don't sweat, I sparkle."
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'."
"Life isn't perfect, but your outfit can be."
"I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"It’s not hoarding if it’s clothes."
"I woke up like this. (And I need coffee.)"
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"Sweater weather is better together!"
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
"I don't need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had a great idea, I’d be in a different tax bracket."
"I’m not lazy, just on energy-saving mode."
"I only like hashtags when they look like this: #TheBest."
"Today’s forecast: 100% chance of winning."
"I’m an angel, but only in the morning."
"They told me I could be anything, so I became a hot mess."
"I’m silently correcting your grammar."
"Too glam to give a damn."
"I’m not weird, I’m limited edition."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"If you think I’m cute now, wait until you see me in my pajamas."
"I’m here to be awesome, not to be ignored."
"I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."
"I told my therapist about my crush on Mr. Darcy. She said I should stop watching Pride and Prejudice."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should see my sister."
"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time."
"If I was funny, I would have a good quote."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
"You can't see me, but I'm judging you."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"I was going to take over the world, but I overslept."
"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how."
"Just because you're awake doesn't mean you should stop dreaming."
"I’m just a girl who decided to go for it."
"I have a nice purring cat at home; I can handle this."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
"Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
"The only time I feel alive is when I'm in a water slide."
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
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