130 result(s) for Cheesy Quotes.
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads."
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!"
"I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me."
"I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience."
"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
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"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"Never trust an atom; they make up everything!"
"I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming."
"What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!"
"I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you didn’t like it."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK but I feel like I’m just going through a bad phase."
"If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?"
"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."
"I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
"Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out."
"Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space."
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"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet."
"When in doubt, mumble."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"
"Love is like a cheese pizza. It’s all about the topping!"
"You’ve got to be a cheese-eater if you want to get anywhere!"
"I’m gouda enough to be here!"
"You’re the cream cheese to my bagel."
"Life without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze."
"If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be feta right."
"Everything I do, I do it for cheese."
"Spread the cheese, deny the disease!"
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"You’re as brie-lliant as a block of cheddar!"
"You crack me up like a good cheese!"
"Why did the cheese cross the road? To get to the other slice!"
"You gouda think I’m awesome."
"Cheesy lines deserve a cheesy rhyme."
"I’d rather be cheesy than boring."
"Life is gouda when you're cheesy!"
"Let’s sizzle like grilled cheese."
"You make my heart melt like a slice of mozzarella."
"Cheese is my spirit animal."
"There’s always cheddar opportunities around."
"Be a cheese enthusiast; you only live once!"
"Don’t worry, be cheesy!"
"Happiness is a warm, melty cheese sandwich."
"Keep calm and eat cheese."
"You are my nacho cheese."
"Falling in love is like melting cheese. It just happens."
"Saying ‘I love cheese’ is like saying ‘I love life’."
"You’re looking sharp! Like a cheddar."
"I'm nacho average person!"
"When you think you’ve found the one, better check if they’re brie-lliant."
"I cheddar not say anything more."
"Don't worry, be cheesy."
"You're grate just the way you are."
"I camembert to be without you."
"Every day is a gouda day!"
"You make me feel like I’m on cloud nine cheese."
"No worries, just cheese and crackers."
"You’re my main cheese."
"Let’s taco 'bout how awesome you are!"
"Stay sharp, stay cheesy!"
"You have a pizza my heart."
"The more cheese, the better the day."
"Too cheesy to handle!"
"I’m feta than ever today!"
"You've got a pepper jack kind of magic."
"What’s not to brie about?"
"Keep calm and cheese on."
"Your love is like a fine cheese, it gets better with age."
"Cheese is life, and life is cheese!"
"Good vibes and good cheese only!"
"Let’s get this party cheddar started!"
"Stay cheesy and proud!"
"Love is like a cheese: you have to get past the crust to get to the good part."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"I’m not just a cheese lover; I’m a cheese enthusiast."
"Cheese is milk’s leap toward immortality."
"Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese."
"Life is great. Cheese makes it better."
"There’s no such thing as too much cheese."
"Cheese: the only food that can make everything else taste better."
"You can’t make everybody happy; you are not cheese."
"Just like cheese, you get better with age."
"When you’re feeling down, just remember that every cheese was once a baby cow!"
"Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put cheese in my coffee."
"If loving cheese is wrong, I don’t want to be right."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that joke, but cheese lovers will appreciate it."
"You’re gouda enough just the way you are!"
"Life is cheddar when you're with your friends."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
"I can’t even think straight when I’m surrounded by cheese!"
"Even the most serious people love cheese."
"Behind every great cheese, there’s a terrible joke."
"Love makes the world go round. Cheese makes it worth the ride."
"Without cheese, life would not be as grate."
"My blood type is cheese."
"Eat cheese, be happy."
"Say cheese!"
"In the end, cheese is the real winner."
"Life is gouda."
"I cheese the one I love."
"You nacho my heart."
"You're the brie to my bread."
"I'm feta than ever!"
"Do you believe in love at first bite?"
"Life is like a wheel of cheese, full of holes."
"You make my heart melt."
"It's gouda to see you!"
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"I'm in a cheesy mood."
"Let's have a gouda time together."
"Every day is a gouda day when I’m with you."
"You are my favorite cheesy movie."
"May your life be full of cheese."
"You cheddar believe I'm going to make you smile!"
"This is nacho average day!"
"I’m feeling grate today!"
"Cheese might be the answer, but I can’t remember the question."
"You make everything cheddar."
"In a world full of crackers, be the cheese."
"I’m nacho average person."
"You had me at cheese."
"Stay strong, cheese seldom crumbles."
"Let’s create some cheesy memories."
"Much like cheese, happiness needs to be shared."
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