128 result(s) for Shirts With Dirty Quotes.
"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
"I’m not a complete idiot — some parts are missing."
"My excuses are just as good as yours."
"Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters."
"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either."
"I told my therapist about you."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized."
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"I’m not a player, I just crush a lot."
"I have a nice personality, and a FACE to match!"
"Sarcasm: because beating the hell out of people is illegal."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"Of course, I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything!"
"If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you meet my other personalities."
"My love language is sarcasm."
"Working hard or hardly working?"
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"I am on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!"
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I will!"
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"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."
"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination."
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
"I like my women like my coffee: hot, rich, and keeping me up all night."
"Don't be denying me of my right to have a dirty mind."
"Yes, I have a dirty mind. But it's a clean, dirty mind."
"Keep calm and get your freak on."
"If I were to die right now, I would die with a smile on my face and a dirty thought in my head."
"I have a dirty little secret: I love bad boys."
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
"I've got a good heart, but this mouth!"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I love sarcastic things."
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"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy tacos, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I may be a handful, but that's why you got two hands."
"My room is not messy. It's an obstacle course designed to keep visitors out."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Trust me, you can dance – Alcohol."
"I would like to be a nice person, but everyone is just so stupid."
"I don't need a cab, I have a dirty mind."
"Take a deep breath, it helps."
"Warning: May contain sarcasm."
"I came, I saw, I made it awkward."
"You had me at 'let’s get tacos'."
"I have a degree in sarcasm."
"Caution: I have a dirty mind and a sharp tongue."
"The only dirty joke is one that isn't funny."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"I have a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy."
"You can't be sad when you’re holding a cupcake."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"I'm on a beer diet. I've lost three days already."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers."
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Napping is like a reset button for the day."
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I didn’t fall. I’m just spending some quality time with the floor."
"If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"If my boss knew how unmotivated I am, he'd probably not pay me to do this."
"I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time."
"I can tell by your face that when you're thinking, you sound like a car with no oil."
"A clean house is a sign of a broken computer."
"Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."
"Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes."
"I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"You can't see me, but I can see you. And I love what I see."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastination."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"Reality called, so I hung up."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"I'm the reason I’m late to everything."
"I don't need Google. My wife knows everything."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"I’m just here for the Wi-Fi."
"Sweatpants: Because jeans are just too hard."
"I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
"I’m not short, I’m fun size."
"If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
"I’m silently correcting your grammar."
"I’m like a butterfly: pretty to see, but hard to catch."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I’m a multitasker. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach photos!"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
"Fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life."
"I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet."
"The joy of dressing is an art."
"Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak."
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated."
"Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are."
"The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive."
"People will stare. Make it worth their while."
"Fashion is about dressing according to what’s fashionable. Style is more about being yourself."
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
"A woman should be two things: who and what she wants."
"Good clothes open all doors."
"Dress like you’re already famous."
"In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic."
"Fashions fade, style is eternal."
"To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the inner music that words make."
"We don’t need fashion to survive, we just desire it so much."
"Fashion is the mirror of history."
"The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides."
"I like to create trends, not follow them."
"You can be gorgeous at thirty, charming at forty, and irresistible for the rest of your life."
"Your dress can be anything you want it to be. Just choose something that inspires you."
"Fashion is poetry in motion."
"The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy."
"A fashion that doesn’t reach the streets isn’t a fashion."
"Fashion is art and you are the canvas."
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