129 result(s) for Funny Wrestling Quotes.
"I'm going to put my heart and soul into this match, and probably my knee into their face."
"When the dust settles and the smoke clears, you will see that I’m the only one standing."
"I’m a great worker because I can make you believe the story. If the story’s good, I can wrestle a broom."
"I don't sweat - I sparkle!"
"Every time we get on the plane, we look at each other and say, 'Well, we’ve survived another one.'"
"My back is just like a training bra. It only holds two cups."
"If you don’t like what I’m doing, that just makes me want to do it more."
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"You’re calling me a loser? I’m the guy that can’t lose!"
"If you smell what The Rock is cooking, it better be good!"
"I’ll drop you with a little respect!"
"Sometimes you have to give up your image to become the man."
"Don't call me a dreamer. I’m a doer!"
"I’m not an athlete. I’m a performer."
"You can't spell big without 'I'!"
"The only thing better than winning is winning with style!"
"I am the best in the world at what I do!"
"My goal is to make my opponent think there’s no way out."
"I’m just a big kid in a sandbox."
"I don't walk into the ring. I stride."
"Proud to be the ugly duckling of wrestling."
"I'm a wrestling superstar. I can make anything work."
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"You can’t stop the reign!"
"I carry the weight of the world on my back, and I do it with a smile."
"I'm not an enigma. I'm a miracle!"
"I have more charisma in my little finger than most wrestlers have in their whole bodies."
"The fans pay for their ticket, and I pay their dues!"
"I’ve got a cup of coffee in one hand and a ladder in the other. I think I’m going to take a long break."
"You know, I don’t think anybody ever made me laugh harder than Vince McMahon."
"You can’t trust anyone in this business, especially me."
"I just want you to know that I’m going to be the very best, just like everyone else."
"I didn’t have a father growing up. I had a father growing down."
"I think we’re in a bit of a pickle now."
"If you smell what The Rock is cooking!"
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'"
"I’m not just a wrestler; I’m an entertainer. And the show must go on!"
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"I’m not saying I’m the best at what I do; I’m just saying you’ll never see anyone better at what I do than me."
"I’m really a nice guy, I just happen to enjoy being a lunatic."
"I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on Earth. Then I ask myself the same question."
"I’m not just the best; I’m also the prettiest."
"I always tell people I’m a purist, because I can’t spell 'sophisticated'."
"Wrestling is like chess, only with violence and no restrictions on the number of pawns one can have."
"I can’t tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."
"You’ve got a problem with me? Well, I’ve got a problem with you, too!"
"Wrestling is not just a sport; it’s a way to resolve conflicts with body slams."
"If you can’t win, make it funny!"
"I told myself I would never event or retire from wrestling. But then again, I never expected to get addicted to comedy, either."
"Winning isn’t everything, but it sure beats losing!"
"The only thing better than winning is making a joke about it later."
"To be honest, I never wanted to be a wrestler. Then I realized I could make a lot of money for getting hurt."
"I find it ironic that I’m a gimmick performer, when I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast."
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m a good guy who sometimes does bad things."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I will!"
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"If you're going to be dumb, you gotta be tough."
"I’m not a pretty guy. I’m a weird looking dude. But I’m pretty damn good at what I do."
"You don’t have to be a jerk to be successful in this business. But it sure helps!"
"I’m the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."
"Some say I’m a little over the top. You know what? I’ll always be over the top!"
"I love to see your face light up when you lose!"
"When someone asks you to take a picture, show them what you got!"
"I was the best in the world at what I did. They didn’t call me the best without reason."
"If I can’t make you laugh, I’ll make you cry. It’s win-win!"
"We’re all the same. Just different weight classes."
"I've been in the ring with some of the best wrestlers in the world. And I can assure you, I've come out on top with my charisma."
"I have huge muscles, and I’m very humble about it!"
"You can’t learn anything when you’re talking."
"I know I’m a good friend. But I'll be a better enemy!"
"Don’t be like a leaf in the wind, be like a rock in the river."
"I don’t tan, I just burn really bright!"
"Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection."
"I’m like a fine wine, I get better with age. And by ‘fine wine’ I mean really cheap wine!"
"The only thing I’ve got a problem with is that I’m pretty sure I’ve been doing this all wrong!"
"I’m not a role model. I’m just a guy who knows how to sell a few t-shirts!"
"I’m here to do what I do best, and that’s to entertain you."
"Eat, Sleep, Wrestle, Repeat! You know, in that order."
"In the ring, there are days when you’re the dog and days when you’re the fire hydrant!"
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m not a good guy. I’m The Guy."
"The only thing I’m guilty of is being awesome!"
"You gotta be a little crazy to be a pro wrestler."
"If you can’t keep up with my pace, you’ll think you’re in a race."
"I am the table!"
"I’m gonna take you down to Funkytown."
"I used to be a friggin' savage!"
"It doesn’t matter what you think!"
"I don't even like the term 'pro wrestler' because it's underneath what we do."
"Wrestling is not a sport, it's a way of life!"
"The more I sweat in peace, the less I bleed in war."
"You’ll never see the back of my hand!"
"At the end of the day, I’m just a guy who sits at home and watches wrestling."
"I am the best in the world at what I do."
"If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!"
"Don’t mess with the best or you’re gonna get the horns!"
"This is for all you fat, out-of-shape, wannabe wrestlers!"
"I’m the boss, I’m the beast, I’m the best!"
"Winning is a habit, so is losing."
"You don’t get what you deserve; you get what you work for."
"There’s a difference between a winner and a loser, and that would be me."
"In the ring, I am a shark. Outside the ring, I’m a puppy."
"I have a bigger ego than my bank account."
"You can't be a champion unless you've got a little bit of charisma!"
"I’m not just a wrestler; I’m an attraction!"
"Wrestling is a dance with a punch."
"The only thing softer than John Cena's body is his political stance."
"It’s not just a show. It’s a show of shows. And I am the star of the show."
"I’m a sucker for a dramatic entrance. The more ridiculous the better!"
"You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter!"
"Sometimes you have to break the rules to set things right. Or at least get a laugh."
"If you can’t beat them, make them laugh."
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m not a good guy. I’m just a funny guy."
"He’s like a kid in a candy store. A candy store full of bad decisions."
"When in doubt, just add more glitter."
"The only thing I love more than a good fight is a good laugh."
"Wrestling is like a buffet. You’ll love some, hate some, but you always go back for more."
"I've got an idea that’s just crazy enough to be a really bad one."
"I didn’t come here to play it safe. I came here to make bad decisions!"
"The best part about wrestling? The hairdos. No question."
"This business is like a joke; if you're not laughing, you need to change your punchline."
"You can't script a good time! But we sure can try!"
"Life is a stage and I’m the laughing stock of it all."
"I’m a big fan of the 'Oops' move. It's hilarious every single time."
"You want to know how to sell? Just watch me trip over my own feet."
"Just because my arm is in a sling doesn’t mean I can’t still throw shade."
"Comedy is a serious business. Not as serious as wrestling, but serious nonetheless."
"They told me to break a leg. So I did... and then I got a title shot."
"Think of life as a wrestling match; try not to get pinned."
"Laughing uncontrollably is better than losing."
"If I trip and fall in the ring, I prefer it to be while telling a joke."
"Remember, wrestling is 90% acting and 10% falling on your face."
"The best comedy is when you make a fool of yourself with flair."
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