100 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Running T-Shirts.
"Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"I don’t run to add days to my life. I run to add life to my days."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing."
"I run like a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"Running late counts as exercise."
"Just keep running—coffee is waiting!"
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"Pain is temporary; sweat is forever."
"I don't do marathons. I do spontaneity!"
"I run like a gazelle... if that gazelle had two left feet."
"Get fit in a split second—just not this second!"
"Today’s forecast: 100% chance of running."
"Resting is the best part of running."
"Running is my happy hour."
"Don’t stop when it hurts; stop when you’re done!"
"I run because I love food too much."
"Running: It's cheaper than therapy."
"I thought they said rum!?"
"Eat my dust!"
"Running: the only sport where you can be chased by zombies and be rewarded for it."
"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
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"Just run. It's cheaper than a gym membership!"
"Pain is temporary, but running from your problems is forever."
"I run to keep my sanity. Well, mostly."
"Running: the only place where I truly feel free (and a little sore after)."
"I run because punching people is frowned upon."
"Why do I run? For the endorphins... and the donuts."
"I run marathons, but only in my dreams."
"There’s no such thing as a bad run, only bad shoes."
"I run because I love myself… mostly."
"Running is a mental sport... and we’re all insane!"
"I thought I was a runner, but I just like wearing running shoes."
"Run like there's a zombie apocalypse behind you!"
"I'd rather be running than sitting in traffic!"
"I thought they said 'rum'!"
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"If you see me running, it's probably because I’m being chased."
"Will run for cupcakes."
"I run because it makes me feel alive. And I get to eat a lot."
"Run like you stole something!"
"Running is a mental sport, and we’re all insane!"
"Sore today, strong tomorrow."
"I run for fun, or at least till I hit the ground!"
"I run because I have no other excuse to wear spandex in public."
"I finished my workout—now it's time for my dessert!"
"The only race I'm committed to is the one to the finish line."
"Running: it's all about the cake!"
"I run like a toddler who just heard the ice cream truck!"
"Keep calm and run on."
"Too fit to quit!"
"Don't chase your dreams; run over them!"
"Eat. Sleep. Run. Repeat."
"My sweat is my fat crying."
"I run to be strong, but mostly for beer."
"Just keep running, just keep running."
"Running late counts as exercise!"
"I thought they said ‘rum’!"
"I just want to run fast enough to get away from my responsibilities."
"Will run for cookies."
"Running is not about being better than someone else; it’s about being better than you used to be."
"If I don’t run my race, I will eat my feelings."
"Run now, wine later."
"I’m in a love-hate relationship with running."
"Running: It's not just a sport; it's a way to avoid people."
"I run slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"I get my best ideas while running. Unfortunately, I can't remember them when I stop."
"Why run? Because punching people is frowned upon."
"Running is the only sport where you can be tired, sweaty, and enjoying yourself at the same time."
"My warmup is a 5K."
"If we weren't meant to run, why are there so many jokes about it?"
"My running pace is inspired by a sloth on vacation."
"Every time I run, I get a little closer to my treadmill goals."
"I run so I can eat cake."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"Running isn’t just a sport; it's a way to justify dessert."
"I run like the winded."
"Running: the only sport where you can be chased by a bear and still win."
"I thought they said 'rum.'"
"I don’t run to add days to my life, I run to add life to my days."
"Why do I run? Because punching people is frowned upon."
"I'm only doing this so I can eat more cake."
"If you see me running, it’s probably because I’m being chased."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Running is a mental sport... and we're all insane!"
"If you run, you are a runner. It doesn't matter how fast or how far."
"I run this city (ok, maybe just this block)."
"Dear stomach, you are bloated. Kindly run away!"
"I run to burn off the crazy."
"Sweat is just fat crying."
"I’m in shape... round is a shape, right?"
"I run for the taco truck at the finish line."
"Life is short. Run fast. Eat cake."
"Running late is my cardio."
"I run because I really, really like dessert."
"Out for a run. Or a walk. Or maybe just thinking about food."
"Will run for pizza."
"You had me at ‘let’s go for a run.’"
"Running is the answer. What was the question?"
"Just another day of running away from responsibilities."
"Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
"Running: cheaper than therapy."
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