127 result(s) for Funny Punjabi Quotes.
"Jedit kamm acche lagde ne, par pichle nakhro saade nahi. Kamm kar le, khud da keemtiye cheez laindhiye."
"Punjabi kehnde ne, jitho khana hove, uthto hi bhajna ni chadna."
"Pind diyan gallan ch ada nahi hunda, bas chon pendi aa te chalak hunda!"
"Jadon vi dost naal milde aa, taan khud di koi izzat nahi rehndi!"
"Punjabi log taan bhangre paake vi udde nahi, enna nu taan saade vaak di life ch chadna hunda hai!"
"Chai te gossip da time taan sab toh vadh ahmiyat rakhda hai, baaki sab koi marda ni!"
"Punjabi culture ch chatti da gham ni, sab kuch khatam hoke wi pichchi diyan khabarwan listen kar diyaan ne!"
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"Jiven honsla rakha, kamm ek din awange, par khana kamm do din da hunda hai!"
"Bachpan ton sikhya hai, jado vi kamm na banno, tainu khana berrar kamm ho janda hai!"
"Gallan'n ch ghat di hunda, par Lahore wale kaise tayar ho scare kamm di takkar ch ladte ne!"
"Punjabi chai de naal sikhi nahi, bahane bahane saade sab kuch vi waale!"
"Sade bande taan lokan nu khich ke khich laindey ne, par bandook ch shor naal vi khichd ne!"
"Saanu pata hai ki khushi tori poori duniya nu pareshan kar rahi hai!"
"Sadi positivity aa, par pichle din lagde saade sadda taantukar vi leeng."
"Tusi saade toh kuch sikna chahunde ho, par saade vi saade naal gallan ch `koi` nahi hunda!"
"Kamm nal nahi marda, maarna kam wala chanda hunda hai!"
"Sadey haq nu jangal ch puch pehlan milan di jarurat huni chahidi hai!"
"Punjabi de honsle vich kamaya ja sakda ae, par peerda hamesha ni hota!"
"Sade khane de tave te hamesha kuch na kuch hona chahida, nahi tan `chote` jaan k jande ne!"
"Jadon rishtedaar milan lagde, taan sirf paar nahi sahare te hawaale tak khushiyan lakh ch toudi dekhte ne."
"Sada hunar te jind jaan vi khattak wartan ch milan de, par khana taan adha dhunduk milne da hai!"
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"Sade galwan di ankh pehchaan milan di ae, par kudi vi saadi behan ch ai hona chahundi hai!"
"Punjabi cab aaya sanu gaddiyan de bahar pauna ch, par sirf chakkar hi hunda janda!"
"Punjabi vekhi taan dar gaya, par ese vich poker vi saamne aa jande ne!"
"Jadon vi koi na gaddi chadke jaave, ohde piche chai da jhooth pyaar vibhaag zaroor hunda hai."
"Pind de challe jivein jatti da khatana hai, ohde utte bohot mawasla hunda hai."
"Hasi taan shuru kar chukki, par khud hi hansi nahin rahi."
"Jo vi peela pyaar hai, oh te theek hai, par pyaar de choolet vi naal hunne chahide ne."
"Zindagi vich kithon vicharda sudhar hunda hai, par pinda ch gaddiyan ch baithan waala padhai na kar sakda."
"Jadon baarish hove tan teri yaad vi kurti cho aundi hai."
"Jadon binda sutta hove, hadik aa baliye, timpaa da kamm vi karna painda hai."
"Dil chetna langh jaave, bina marji de, ohi vi koi bhara da mudi honda hai."
"Banda aapne legend nahi hunda, par do kamm kisi wediyan nikka chakan waala hunda hai."
"Sajjan da jadoo puchh increasing hai, gal tey sun ke fitthe kara"
"Ghar da khazana jeevan di khushi hunda, par yaar di muskurahat mi aam hai."
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"Nanka da khayal, bilkul shake hunda hai, par zindagi di tareek vi kise di koi hunda hove hai."
"Chout da jaanda hai, par teek hai, zindagi de prashana labh layi chetna chida hunda hai."
"Jiven ambh waala aadi hove, baith jaave tohra gal ban jaave."
"Thalle chambi di gaddi ave, te mile chaddi dua rahe nahi kamm laaye."
"Khuch chocch, khuch khadi bane, khuda te tuhadi kalkaar thoda naastika hunda hai."
"Jadon jind jaan gayi, par kamayi ban gayi, othe chadu laasi churail aa lagdi hai."
"sish tarh huye galat sish tha parbhavein yaar de vech tapke."
"Hasi turaa ni odona dekhda, re Wrappa di gaddi karan di hai."
"Jiven ladkiyan di badi pamani hove hai, zaroori nahin, agency de phone bikam hai."
"Jadon dil da sona laike aap beech đi participant da, ohde utte bahaar hain."
"Thanu kise naal koi da, basiyan da taluk samjhaun di hai."
"Kamm peela kar layi pyaasa painda hai, par sukoon honde kamm vi sadhda hunda hai."
"Jadon puthe puthe dekhne layi paindi hai, tan khud vi sapnon waala hunda hai."
"Chad ke bindiya chutta banana, raah de penghey chadhnde hain."
"Lassi mi badi hai, par ajj taan main chad gaya!"
"Pind da stamp, taan husti da dhamaka!"
"Jiven rakhle ho, venj thalle rakh laindi!"
"Khichdi nal kirliyan kar bandookan de vich chamak da aena!"
"Pind da chicken te thoda dikhana, yaaran de sangh de maidan vich hilana!"
"Saale, key poshak laindiye jiven jaan diya ne!"
"Tuhanu ta main kehnda haan, saanu te saara jahan pyaar karda!"
"Hasi repeat karde han, par koi gal nahi hon di!"
"Sheran de pichhe na bhaag, bhalwan de laiyan na bina koi jhoot bol!"
"Jadon tak kamm na ho, taan vi aisa hi chalga!"
"Duniya de chakkar vich khudde na painda, gappa chhan-weh darda!"
"Ghar te hamesha dosti naal vadde ho, par udde to pehle na rudke!"
"Chhoti chhoti gallan vij padh laindi, jado dost bana ke rakhe ho!"
"Marj kure, par dil na ghad da, mainvi kamm na chhado!"
"Hun taan banne han, baithke gaana na suno!"
"Teri khushi vich mera level hai chhoti, par chishti jithe lipa lipi hai!"
"Lakkar di shadi, par teri launda vich kam hai, par bottle te jatt hai na!"
"Zindagi na milde kuch na ho jaye, par kal bagair vich khunch karke kamm kariye!"
"Baarish naal khushiyan ho javein, par khaddiyan kaday na davein!"
"Jiven tusi boliya, viven dil nalo chhad diyo!"
"Jadon chhadan di ladi, bandook de peti de andhar!"
"Te sab ki jind ki hai, par khicha taran ikk baar vi na shuru kar layi!"
"Khushi ki jind kiye de kam, par jiven baitha hai na hona!"
"Jadon pyaar ho jayi, khudda kehda aag ban jayi!"
"Pinda vich gallan kanne tabadla kanvaan!"
"Jitna jeevan chakh hoya, ohna di balti da paani padh lo mera yaar."
"Jinhan de peet vich sonne khana hunde ne, unha da chehra hamesha chamakda rehnda hai."
"Duniya de sabh ton sasta kaam, doosre de galle da taan, te apne to pehle jaga khali karna."
"Jadon tak tussi khavad nahi pinde, uthna tak oh ladkiya khuavan nahi aa sakdiyan."
"Pyar diya jhuthiyan galan chhad, sare din taan chole bhature diya chlan chhad."
"Pind di khushbu, pyaar di mehak, te ghar di chai, kam se kam roti di dosi hai."
"Jado koi puchhda hai ki tu kinna piyanda hai, taan kehna chad, main taan adha peya uthda haan!"
"Jadon gallan langh gayiyan, phir murgiyan asli chadhiyan ya phir saag vi jhalak jandiyan."
"Sasta saag te maike naal fall,"
"Pind vich kamm karna taan sab ton changi gal hai, par gaddi 'ch konsa pichha bhijna chahida hai."
"Ik shirap chalagi te doosri vi, par karan ali 'ch pinda de turde nu saaf rakhna."
"Jadon vichar khichdi, ohdo plaan banke saath karde ne."
"Balle balle karna sikh le"
"'Ajj vi mai chhuda hunda haan, kal vi rakhda haan!"
"Kujh lok bade jani hun, par mai taan 'chaddi' vi bann sakda haan."
"Ghar wale hunde vi tainu kaamm chadhiye, jiven sitarey udde koi par rahe aa."
"Jadon ladkiyan khad dekh gayi, fer kamm 'karna' vi chhad gaye!"
"Ghar di shadi jide naal hoyi, ohnu pyar da sauda zaroor karna chahida hai."
"Duniya de sab ton kahi lok pare, palwalan vi gaddiyan chate gade 'waghda'."
"Chor vich gaddi bhaag pendi, fer kamm kisi nu kare chhadda."
"Tainu jindgi naal khadna chahida, warna kamm karne de bhujh gaye!"
"Kamm da to shuru kar, bistar vi toh pehlan band karna chahida hai."
"Hasi dinda hi sikh le, kiyonki tainu aakhir 'pind' de kaar muhdada karne childe ne."
"Khaana taan sabna nu pyaara hunda hai, par kheti de kamm cho badi khushi mil di hai."
"Pind diyan gallan chhad, par pind de lokan naal pyaar saala pinda hai."
"Hasi pyaasi saade sir utte, par kuch lokan ni haashi penda!"
"Jadon pyaar da shor machda, hamesha 'mithi' gehri lokan de khade aunga!"
"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you’re a patient at Jerry’s Comedy Hospital."
"Punjabis laugh in trouble, gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection."
"A Punjabi won't speak unless he's eating or laughing!"
"If you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you."
"Trouble is like a Punjabi; it will always come with its own plans."
"Bhangra is how we share our sorrows – with joy and laughter!"
"Punjabis can make a joke out of anything, especially if food is involved!"
"Canadian winters are nothing; it’s the Punjabi aunties that chill you with their lirics!"
"When a Punjabi says he's 'just joking', know that he's serious!"
"If life gives you lemons, make lemon daal and share it with friends!"
"Never trust a skinny Punjabi; they are hiding their true self!"
"A good friend will always make you laugh until you can’t breathe, just like your Punjabi relatives."
"In Punjab, even the cows have a sense of humor; just watch them graze."
"Sarcasm is the Punjabi language that all understanding flows from."
"Born and raised Punjabi, laughter leads to feasting and feasting leads to laughter!"
"Punjabis don't tell tales; they tell tales that make you laugh till you cry."
"When in doubt, laugh it off like a true Punjabi!"
"Every Punjabi wedding has three elements: dance, dhol and laughter!"
"Laughter is appreciated throughout Punjab; except when it distracts from our food!"
"A Punjabi may appear serious, but he’s always one joke away from a laugh."
"Life is too short; eat a paratha and laugh your heart out!"
"In the kingdom of laughter, all Punjabis are kings!"
"You know you’re a Punjabi if laughter is our common language."
"Food is the serious part of our gatherings, laughter is the opener!"
"The only thing better than sharing a good meal is sharing a good laugh with your Punjabi friends!"
"The secret to a happy life: laughter and a heavy plate at all times!"
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