128 result(s) for Hilarious Cousin T-Shirt Quotes.
"Cousins are like friends, but way more fun!"
"If you think I'm crazy, you should meet my cousins!"
"Our family is just one tent away from a full-blown circus!"
"Cousins: Because nobody will ever understand the craziness of our family like we do."
"You can’t pick your family, but you can pick your cousin’s nose!"
"Cousins: the only people who will agree to be your partner in crime."
"I smile because you’re my cousin. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!"
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"My cousin is my partner in mischief."
"Mess with me, you mess with my cousin!"
"A cousin is like a second sibling, only they can sometimes be crazier!"
"Cousins: the perfect blend of fun and mischief."
"Having a cousin means you always have a friend at family reunions!"
"Behind every crazy cousin is a story worth telling."
"Cousins are the best kind of friends!"
"If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you… after I stop laughing!"
"We may not have it all together, but together we have it all (chaos)!"
"Cousins: Just family we can get away with acting crazy with!"
"Laughing with my cousin is my favorite pastime!"
"Cousins: The friends you didn’t choose but are glad you have!"
"I might not be perfect, but my cousin thinks I’m awesome!"
"Cousins are the peanut butter to my jelly."
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"Life is too short to be serious, especially with a cousin around!"
"I can’t keep calm; I have a crazy cousin!"
"Cousins: the family members you can laugh with and then hide from!"
"Cousin is not just a label; it’s a badge of honor."
"Cousins: the only enemy you can choose!"
"Cousins: Because you need someone to blame your childhood on."
"I’m the funny cousin! Just ask my other cousins."
"Cousin crew: we laugh more than we argue!"
"Being related to me is the best kind of relationship."
"You can’t choose your family, but you can choose a hilarious cousin!"
"Cousins by blood, best friends by choice."
"I smile because you're my cousin. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!"
"We’re not a regular family, we’re a cool family. Thanks to my cousin!"
"If you don’t have a cousin, you’re missing out on a lifetime of laughter."
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"Cousins are the best partners in crime!"
"I’m the reason we have rules in this family!"
"Some of the best memories are made with cousins."
"Cousins: Everyone’s favorite sister/brother from another mother!"
"Behind every good cousin is a great story!"
"Cousins: We go together like peanut butter and jelly!"
"When life gives you lemons, call your cousin for a good laugh!"
"Cousins are like stars; you may not always see them, but you know they're always there."
"Keep calm and call your cousin!"
"Friends come and go, but cousins are forever!"
"Cousins are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life."
"If you fall, I'll be there to catch you... after I stop laughing!"
"Cousins: where the fun never ends!"
"Can't keep calm; I have a cousin who will always embarrass me!"
"Just because you’re family doesn’t mean I won’t make fun of you!"
"You laugh because I'm your cousin. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!"
"I'm not just a cousin; I'm a hilarious cousin."
"Cousins: we’re like siblings, but with way more fun!"
"Cousins are like friends, only hilariously more annoying."
"Cousins: because sometimes family is too close."
"Cousins by chance, friends by choice, comedians by nature!"
"Life’s too short to not be a hilarious cousin."
"I smile because you’re my cousin. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it."
"Cousins: your partner in crime since day one!"
"If you think I’m funny, you should meet my cousin."
"Being related to me is really the only gift you need!"
"A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost – and is always hysterical!"
"The more, the merrier—especially if there’s a cousin involved!"
"Cousins are like stars: you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there making you laugh."
"I may not be the favorite cousin, but I’m definitely the funniest!"
"Cousins: like a second set of parents who actually understand how to have a good time!"
"Cousins are the best kind of people to grow up with; they remind you who you really are — even when you forget!"
"Having a cousin is like having a built-in best friend who thinks you’re hilarious!"
"If you’re lucky enough to have a cousin, you’re lucky enough to have built-in laughter."
"Cousins: because sometimes friendship just isn't enough."
"You can’t choose your family, but you can choose to be the funny cousin!"
"Cousins forever; partners in hilarious crime!"
"You can’t spell 'cousin' without 'sin'… or something funny, I’m sure!"
"Mess with me, mess with my cousin—good luck to you!"
"Cousins: giving family gatherings their comic relief since forever!"
"Behind every great cousin is an even greater inside joke."
"Being a cousin means you can always crack a joke and blame it on family!"
"Cousins by chance, friends by choice."
"I'm not just a cousin; I'm a fun cousin!"
"We put the 'fun' in dysfunctional family."
"Cousins are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Having a cousin is like having a built-in friend."
"Cousins: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"Cousins are those friends who will always be there, even if they steal your fries."
"You can’t choose your family but you can choose your cousin!"
"What happens at the cousin’s house, stays at the cousin’s house."
"Cousin crew: we’re not just family; we’re a laughing team!"
"Cousins: the family that laughs together stays together."
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!"
"Cousins: The original best friends."
"Cousins are like potato chips; you can’t have just one!"
"Cousins are kind of like snowflakes – all different but awesome in their own way."
"Real cousins are always there for you; fake ones are just there for the snacks!"
"Everyone needs a cousin who turns every family gathering into a party!"
"No one will ever understand our cousin relationship: it’s a beautiful chaos."
"Cousins: because no one will believe how crazy our family is!"
"Food, funny stories, and cousins – that’s what life is all about!"
"Cousins are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer."
"My cousin is my favorite accomplice."
"Together, we’re a family, apart we’re a mess!"
"Cousin shenanigans: just another day in the family!"
"Cousins: Making memories and causing trouble since forever."
"With cousins like mine, who needs friends?"
"Cousins are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there."
"We are cousins. Don't make me tell you how much I love you in front of everyone."
"Cousins: the only enemy you can’t live without."
"I smile because you're my cousin. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
"Cousins are the buddies that you never knew you needed."
"Cousins: partners in crime and mischief since birth."
"We may not be siblings, but we are definitely partners in crime!"
"Growing up with you as my cousin was like being in a sitcom. Laughter and chaos guaranteed!"
"Cousins: perfect for annoying you and providing support when you need it."
"Life is better with cousins. They fill your world with laughter and a little bit of madness."
"Cousins are made for fun, friendship, and occasional mischief."
"My cousin is a little like a fart. I can’t always see him, but I know when he’s around!"
"Being related to me is really the only gift you need."
"Cousins are the ones who know your story and still want to hang out with you!"
"You know you're cousins when your conversations consist of inside jokes and laughter."
"A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost."
"Cousins: the family we choose to be crazy with."
"I love my cousin, but let’s be honest, sometimes I think we should be on a reality show!"
"Cousins: we go together like coffee and donuts."
"You can't choose your family, but you can choose to annoy your cousins!"
"Here's to the cousins who are more like friends, and the ones who are definitely partners in crime."
"Cousins are the family members you want by your side for all the chaos."
"Cousins are like best friends… but, you know, we're stuck together for life!"
"Cousins: the only people who can annoy you as much as siblings can!"
"Cousins by blood, friends by choice."
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