119 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Mothers And Daughters.
"There is no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"My mom thinks she’s funny. I tell her, 'Mom, you’re like a really bad comedian who doesn't realize she's a bad comedian.'"
"A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be a friend."
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"Girls, you have to be yourself. I’m still trying to figure out who I am."
"Mom, can we talk about how all of your advice has been just slightly wrong? It’s fine, I still love you!"
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"My mom is my best friend. If I didn’t have her, I wouldn’t be here."
"I told my daughter to take a deep breath, and NOW she’s running a marathon."
"Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom."
"You can’t be sarcastic with your mom, because she always knows what you really mean."
"A daughter is a treasure and a cause of sleeplessness."
"Being a mother is not about what you gave up to have a child, but what you’ve gained from having one."
"They say mothers are not supposed to pick favorites, but my mom still brags about how I’m her favorite child."
"There is no relationship quite like a mother and daughter. It’s special and absolutely crazy!"
"My mother taught me that when you find a good bag, you have to treat it well."
"A mother is like a phone; she’s always there to take your call and can often be too much of a connection!"
"No matter how old she may be, sometimes a girl just needs her mom."
"I told my daughter I could be anything she wanted me to be. She said, 'I want you to be funny!' So here I am, being me."
"Motherhood is really about embracing the interruptions."
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"My mom taught me everything I know about self-control. But she also taught me how to lose control."
"There’s a fine line between mother and daughter. It involves a lifetime of laughter."
"A daughter's life is always a little drama, fueled by a mother's love and nagging."
"If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your mother told you to in the beginning."
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there, especially when they borrow your clothes!"
"My mother was my greatest influence. She was humorous, smart, and practical – just like her daughter!"
"Of all the things a mother can pass down to her daughter, a good sense of humor is the greatest."
"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary, preferably with laughter!"
"Every mother has a story, and they all end with, 'And then my daughter did that!'"
"I love my daughters, but they really know how to keep me on my toes. To which I respond with too much coffee!"
"Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your daughters do, usually to the mall!"
"A mother understands what a child does not say, and usually finds it amusing!"
"An expert mom is one who can make her daughter laugh through all stages of life, even the eye-rolling ones."
"My daughters are my greatest joy, even when they leave their shoes everywhere!"
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"Mother-daughter relationships are like a rollercoaster: thrilling, laughter-inducing, and a bit scary at times!"
"Never underestimate the power of a mother’s love and humor to lighten any mood!"
"Daughters are like flowers; they bloom and bring laughter, but they can also be weeds!"
"I asked my daughter to draw me a happy face, and she drew me instead. Now that's a compliment!"
"My closet isn’t just full of clothes; it’s full of my daughter’s favorites too!"
"Mothers and daughters are similar in so many ways, especially when it comes to their wit!"
"Having a daughter means you will always have someone to blame for taking up all the space on the bed!"
"Raising a daughter is like being on a two-person comedy team. It's a constant routine of banter and laughter!"
"To describe my relationship with my daughter: 50% innocent laughter and 50% 'That’s not my phone!'"
"The mother-daughter relationship is one of the most complex. It’s a mix of love, envy, and laughter, especially when you wear the same clothes."
"My mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you’ll be a general; if you become a monk, you’ll end up as the pope.' Instead, I became a writer and ended up as Shakespeare."
"If I turn around and see my daughter with the same hair as mine, hair that looks like a haystack, my heart goes out to her."
"There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"Moms are like buttons; they hold everything together."
"I told my daughter that we’re going to monitor her phone use. She replied, 'Great! Can I have the password to your phone?' Smart kids always come loaded with questions."
"I didn’t always know of the secret communications between mothers and daughters, but I learned quickly."
"Sometimes, when I’m at home, I look at my daughters and realize that they are great. On other days, it’s a different story."
"Having a little girl has been like following an old treasure map. I’m digging up all the best things from my childhood."
"My mother, my friend so dear, throughout my life, you’re always near."
"Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests."
"No one told me that motherhood would be so much fun... and so exhausting at the same time!"
"There’s two kinds of women: those that have husbands, and those that have mothers."
"If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart."
"My mom taught me everything except how to live without her. Sorry, mom, I’m still working on that one!"
"I strive to be a good mom. Just don’t ask my kids, they might have a different opinion."
"Moms can do anything! Except somehow, they can’t find their keys."
"You know, I could have pretty much anything I wanted. But what I want most is to be a good mother."
"My mother always said, 'If you can’t say something nice about someone, say it sarcastically.'"
"Motherhood: Powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine."
"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant."
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"A mother’s arms are made of tenderness, and children sleep soundly in them."
"A mother is a daughter's best friend."
"I told my mom I was going to be on a reality show. She said, 'Well, just don't be yourself.'"
"There’s a fine line between a mother and a daughter, and that’s the line I like to cross often."
"Mom: a title just above queen."
"The only thing that will make a mother’s heart burst with pride is when her daughter is laughing at her jokes."
"I will never stop being your mother. So, stop asking me when I'm going to stop being your mother."
"My daughter is my biggest inspiration. She's the one who makes me realize how important it is to laugh often."
"I love my daughter because she makes me feel young again. And sometimes old. But mostly young."
"You know, no matter how old you get, when a mother looks at you like you’re still her little girl, you believe it!"
"A daughter's love is like a mother's love, only with more eye rolls."
"Men are not able to have a genuine relationship with their mothers. Daughters, on the other hand, have an endless supply of 'you’ll never understand me' moments."
"To be a mother is easy, but to be a mother to a teenage daughter? That’s a real challenge."
"I told my daughter that I was cool once, and she laughed so hard that she snorted. So I guess that’s a sign I’m still cool?"
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn't know you had and dealing with fears you didn't know existed."
"Mothers and daughters share a unique bond that’s often filled with mutual sarcasm and love."
"My mom said I could be anything, so I decided to be a pain in her neck."
"When a daughter is silent, it is the mother’s job to figure out where the punchline is."
"I think of my mom as my personal comedian; she can be so funny without even trying."
"As a mother, my job is to keep my daughter grounded while giving her wings to fly. Though I hear that sometimes flying means cringing in horror."
"Mother-daughter relationships are like the best comedy duo: perfect punchlines, and sometimes even dramatic twists."
"You know you're a mother's daughter when the words 'Did you see my hair?' are the start of an interesting life tutorial."
"Every daughter needs a mother that thinks she's funny, too."
"My daughter thinks I’m the coolest mom, until I start talking about the music I liked. Then she rolls her eyes."
"I once asked my daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said, ‘Anything but a mom.’ So I recorded that moment for her wedding day."
"Every time my daughter says, 'Mom, you're embarrassing me!' I know I'm doing something right!"
"A mother understands what a child does not say."
"There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"My mother was my greatest mentor, and I just didn’t even realize it until I was too old to call her."
"Mothers and daughters are closest when daughters become mothers."
"Motherhood is the greatest thing and the hardest thing."
"Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation."
"Mother and daughter never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart."
"You can’t be afraid of what people are going to say, because you’re never going to make everyone happy."
"The best way to make children good is to make them happy."
"I think that the best thing we can do is to make music a part of your family life."
"When you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know."
"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary."
"Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had."
"The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness."
"A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take."
"Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together."
"A daughter's love is a mother's greatest gift."
"There is such a special sweetness in being able to participate in creation."
"As mothers and daughters, we are connected with one another. My mother is the bones of my spine, keeping me straight and true."
"I didn’t have my mother around me, because she was in a different class… it’s like my daughter now."
"The love between a mother and daughter is forever."
"Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together."
"A mother’s love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
"Mama said there'll be days like this."
"To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power."
"A daughter is a daydreamer, and a mother is a guardian of that dream."
"Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother."
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