103 result(s) for Funny Vacation Quotes.
"Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller."
"I'm in love with cities I've never been to and people I've never met."
"The only thing worse than a bad vacation is a bad vacation with your in-laws."
"Vacation: when you buy a ticket to a place you haven’t been, and you take a journey for self-discovery."
"Why don’t we go and get lost?"
"Vacation is what you take when you can’t take what you’ve been taking anymore."
"A little vacation is good for the soul, and mine is in desperate need of a getaway."
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"Life is short, and the world is wide."
"To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries."
"I want to be where the sun is always shining and my worries are left behind."
"I think the best way to keep your marriage alive is to travel together."
"Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt."
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I'm in a love affair with vacation. I just can't help but let my heart skip a beat every time I hear the word 'travel'."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."
"Vacation calories don’t count."
"Vacation: an excuse to be lazy and act like a tourist."
"The only baggage I’m carrying is my passport."
"Working hard or hardly working? Nope, I'm on vacation!"
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"Pretending to be on vacation is a full-time job."
"The trouble with vacation is that I never want to go back home."
"Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma? Oh wait, that’s just my vacation plans."
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it."
"Take only pictures, leave only footprints, and never take a vacation without a sense of humour."
"If you need me, I’ll be on vacation… in my mind."
"Work hard, travel harder."
"I wish I were as thin as my patience for vacation."
"Vacation: where you get to do nothing for days without a hint of guilt."
"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax... on vacation."
"Vacation is the time to do everything you don't have time for."
"I love my job only when I’m on vacation."
"Those who say money can’t buy happiness have obviously never been on vacation."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket. And that’s kind of the same thing."
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"I thought my vacation was going well, until I realized my GPS was still set to 'home.'"
"Why is there a 'vacation' in 'vacation pay' but not in 'vacation work'?"
"I'm in a love affair with my vacation. It's my favorite fling of the year."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list."
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
"Take only memories, leave only footprints."
"If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it’s lethal."
"Every time I decide to go on vacation, I spend the whole time preparing to go on vacation."
"The only thing I dread more than a trip to the dentist is returning from vacation."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket and that’s kind of the same thing."
"To travel is to live."
"Life is short and the world is wide."
"Vacation is like love; anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia."
"I don’t need a therapist, I just need my passport."
"I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm’s never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?"
"Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you."
"My suitcase isn’t big enough for my heart’s desires."
"Vacation: A time for fun, adventure, and forgetting all your troubles... until Monday."
"If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it's lethal."
"Vacation: where you drink coffee in a strange place, and no one thinks it’s weird."
"The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist."
"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."
"I think my favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"All I want is a little more than I'll ever get."
"I’d take a vacation to the beach, but I can’t find my sea legs."
"Traveling is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to get— unless you lose your suitcase."
"I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords."
"Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going."
"We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us."
"If you don’t like where you are, then change it. You are not a tree."
"Vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking."
"I'm a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I'm on the road to the airport."
"It’s a rough life, but someone has to live it."
"I can't wait to go on vacation, to be on the beach with a good book and a refreshing drink!"
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with buy one, get one free airfare."
"I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list."
"Vacations are like the sky; they are not open to negotiation."
"A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work."
"Why vacation when you can human?"
"Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer."
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year."
"Vacation calories don't count."
"The only thing better than a vacation is a second vacation."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport."
"I can't keep calm, I'm going on vacation!"
"Jet lag is for amateurs."
"Vacation is the perfect time to take a break from your responsibilities and become the person you were meant to be - just better at doing nothing."
"Dear vacation, we had a deal. You were supposed to be relaxing and fun. I thought you were a little more beach and a little less freaked out about running out of sunscreen."
"Vacation: where you swear you will never eat again, then eat everything in sight."
"The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever."
"You know you're on vacation when you don't know what day it is."
"I don’t always take vacations, but when I do, I prefer to forget about everything."
"I wish I could have a vacation from my vacation."
"If we were meant to stay in one place, we’d have roots instead of feet."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Especially on vacation."
"What happens on vacation stays on vacation – including the extra weight."
"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. Unless you're on vacation, then it's just an adventure."
"I’m in desperate need of a six-month vacation, twice a year."
"The best memories are made around the campfire...and let's be honest, they're usually a bit blurry."
"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"
"A vacation is like love – anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia."
"If vacations are meant for leisure, why do we pack so much?"
"Let’s find some beautiful place to get lost."
"Vacation time is when everyone acts like a kid again!"
"I’m on vacation all the time; I just happen to be at work."
"We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us. It's just more fun in flip flops."
"Vacation: where you turn your 'to-do' list into a 'to-try' list."
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