131 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Corn.
"I’m just a kernel of truth in a cornfield of nonsense."
"Why did the corn get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!"
"Some people are like corn—sweet but full of holes."
"Life is like a corn maze; you get lost a lot, but occasionally find your way out!"
"Cornbread... the only thing that's never a-maize-ing."
"I once got a degree in corn, but I decided it was too corny."
"If you think I'm corny, you should hear my jokes about plants!"
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"The only thing sweeter than my corn is my sense of humor."
"Corn: the only food that can double as a vehicle for butter."
"What do corn farmers do on date night? They go out for a-maize-ment!"
"I guarantee that no one here will tell a corny joke... oh wait, I just did!"
"My idea of a balanced diet is a taco in each hand, one with corn and one with beans!"
"Corn is the only vegetable that gets better as it ages... just like me!"
"Corn may be simple, but it has a-maize-ing potential!"
"When life gives you corn, make cornbread!"
"I love corn so much, I could never leaf it behind!"
"Why did the corn cross the road? To get to the butter side!"
"I’m in a real pickle... can anyone bring me some corn on the cob?"
"Corn isn’t just for eating; it's for jokes too!"
"You can’t make everyone happy; you're not corn!"
"Ever met a corn cob that wasn’t funny? Me neither!"
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"Corny jokes are the corniest jokes, but I still love them!"
"If corn could talk, it would say: 'I'm all ears!'"
"Don’t worry, be corny!"
"You can’t explain corn to people who don’t like it; they just don’t get it!"
"If corny jokes are wrong, I don’t want to be right!"
"I have a friend who loves corn so much, he can’t help but pop off with jokes!"
"I’d be corn-fused without you."
"I’m just a corn-y guy."
"You’re the cream of the crop."
"Life is full of corn-versations."
"You’re a-maize-ing!"
"What do you call a corn that joins a gym? A stalker!"
"Sweet corn is my favorite type of corn, but a-maize-ing corn is a close second!"
"When you can’t find a good pun, just corn-veniently make one up!"
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"How do corn farmers stay good friends? They always stalk each other."
"Corn on the cob: the original finger food!"
"Why did the corn go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!"
"I once told a joke about corn: it was a-maize-ing!"
"Corny jokes: the best way to get a few kernels of laughter."
"What did corn say when it was surprised? 'Ears up!'"
"The best way to spread corn jokes is through a-maize-ing puns!"
"Friends are like corn; you’re thankful for them when they’re good, and you can’t stick around if they’re bad."
"Corn is a-maize-ing; it can make popcorn, corn chips, and corn-tastic jokes!"
"In a world full of mullets, be a cornfield."
"Corny jokes are like popcorn: sure, they’re cheesy, but they make everything better!"
"Why was the corn always the favorite? It was a pop-u-lar choice!"
"Corn: it’s the ultimate snack for any occasion. Even laughter!"
"Keep calm and eat corn."
"Corn may not solve all problems, but at least it can make you smile!"
"As long as you’ve got corn, you’ve got laughter!"
"Corn – the golden grain that never fails to crack you up!"
"I can’t help but crack up whenever I think about corn!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy corn, and that’s pretty close!"
"I’m all ears! Corny jokes are my favorite."
"I had a corn joke, but it was too corny to share."
"What kind of corn is the best at comedy? Pop corn!"
"Why do corn stalks never get lost? They always follow the ears!"
"People who are afraid of corn need to shellebrate!"
"I told my corn that it was great. It didn’t believe me; it thought I was just buttering it up."
"Life is all about how you make it. Some days you just need a corny joke to brighten it up."
"Corn is sweet, but only when it’s popped."
"What do you call a place where corn jokes live? The corny bin!"
"Why did the corn cross the road? To get to the other stalk!"
"Kernels of wisdom: Don’t take life too seriously—make time for corny jokes!"
"Why did the farmer get a ticket? He was caught driving a little too corn-spirited!"
"Corny jokes are like popcorn – they’re better when they’re shared!"
"I love corn-on-the-cob because it’s the only cob that actually has a lot of ‘ear’!"
"Every corn has its ear, but not every ear has corn!"
"If you’re looking for a corny joke, you might be in for a-maize-ment!"
"I’m just trying to have some corny fun!"
"I used to be a corn farmer, but I couldn’t handle the pressure; I couldn’t stop cracking up!"
"My favorite vegetable? Corn, because it’s a-maize-ing!"
"Corn and humor go hand in hand; it’s all about timing!"
"Corn is not just good food; it’s fodder for laughter!"
"Why don’t corn jokes ever get old? They keep popping up!"
"When life gives you corn, make corny jokes!"
"Corn is a good listener; it’s always there to lend an ear."
"If you can’t stand the corn jokes, get out of the field!"
"I just love corn. Corn is so sweet. And you know what, corn is a little bit like me – sweet and a little nutty!"
"There’s a corn joke here somewhere, but it’s too corny for me to tell."
"Corn is a vegetable again. OK! But why? Because it has ears?"
"If you think corn is just a food, you’ve never been to a county fair!"
"I’m on the corn diet. I eat corn—completely on the cob and all. But it was a little flaky!"
"Why did the corn break up with the potato? Because it found out it was a couch potato!"
"I used to love corn on the cob, but now I prefer my corn off the cob—just a personal preference!"
"Don’t worry, it’s just corn. Even if you are pining for some casserole!"
"I’m just trying to make the world a ‘corny’ place, one pun at a time!"
"Corny jokes may make you groan, but they add a little sweetness to the day."
"Whenever I find myself feeling down, I just think of corn and all its corny jokes!"
"Why aren’t you laughing at corn jokes? Don’t be a cob!"
"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not corn."
"If you can’t stand the heat, get off the cob."
"Life is like corn: sometimes it can be really sweet, and sometimes it’s just a little tough!"
"Corn is a-maize-ing!"
"A corn farmer’s favorite vegetable? Anything that’s ‘maize’ in heaven!"
"If I had a dollar for every corn pun I’ve made, I’d be rich—but probably just corn-rich!"
"I'm just trying to butter up my corn jokes!"
"There's always time for jokes, especially the corny ones!"
"Why did the kernel start a band? It had a good beat and a good punchline!"
"Corn is proof that you can find humor in the simplest things!"
"Eat your corn! It’s nature’s popcorn, waiting to burst with laughter!"
"Corn is the staple of jokes—so come on, let’s husk it up!"
"I’m here to tell you: I’m totally into corn. Let’s just say I’m all ears!"
"I'm cornfused, but it’s a-maize-ing!"
"If you were corn, I’d butter you up!"
"There’s something corn-structive about a healthy dose of humor!"
"How do you make an egg roll? You push it down the cornfield!"
"I’m all ears... for a good corn pun!"
"You’re one in a corn million!"
"I stalked you on social media. Let’s get cornnected!"
"Life is full of opportunities. Corn-quer them all!"
"Puns about corn are a-maize-ing!"
"You know what they say about corn... it really has the kernel of truth!"
"Don’t be corn-fused, everybody loves a good ear of corn!"
"I’m just a little corny!"
"What kind of songs do corn farmers sing? Anything that’s too corny!"
"Sweet corn is the area of my expertise!"
"The best part of corn is that it never stalks you!"
"Why did the corn break up? Because it was tired of being stalked!"
"If you think that corn jokes are a bit corny… you’re right!"
"Corn is the best; it's always popping up at the right time!"
"Let’s taco ‘bout how much we love corn!"
"Corny jokes are un-be-leaf-able!"
"The only time I feel corny is when I’m trying to be funny!"
"Life without corn is like a party without a DJ!"
"You’re as sweet as candy corn!"
"You popcorn my world!"
"What did the corn say to the farmer? 'Hang on to your ears!'"
"Let’s get this party popping; we’re maize to have a good time!"
"I corn-quered my fears of public speaking by making corn jokes!"
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