110 result(s) for Funny Kitchen Quotes.
"I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died."
"My cooking is fabulous. Even the smoke alarm is cheering me on."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"There’s nothing I love more than a good old-fashioned, home-cooked meal… to have someone else prepare and cook it for me."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not a pizza."
"Cooking is a great way to get a sense of accomplishment, well, if it turns out right."
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"Chef: A man who expresses himself through food; he’s not communicating verbally but through culinary art."
"I only have a kitchen because it came with the house."
"Eat food, not much, mostly plants."
"The only time to be positive you've got a clear path is when you're on the edge of a cliff."
"I don't always cook, but when I do, I make sure to set off the smoke alarm."
"Cooking is the ultimate giving. It’s the gift of nourishment."
"The secret of a good dessert is in the seconds it takes to make it disappear."
"I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom and eat snacks."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I don’t mind lying, but I prefer to be honest about it."
"I don't know how to cook, but I do know how to order takeout."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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"Cooking is like a relationship; you have to choose the right ingredients."
"Bacon. The vitamin B12 of my soul."
"The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes."
"My cooking is so fabulous, even the smoke alarm cheers me on."
"If we are what we eat, then I am awfully happy."
"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
"Life is too short. Eat dessert first."
"You don’t have to be a chef to cook like one."
"Good food is good mood."
"The first rule of cooking is that the food should be edible. The second rule is that it should taste good."
"I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter."
"I can’t cook. I can’t even toast bread."
"What’s cooking? Good looking!"
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"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a taco."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"Cooking is like a relationship. It takes patience to create something beautiful."
"Eat well, laugh often, love much."
"If you think vegetables are boring, you're not doing it right."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"My cooking is fabulous. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on!"
"You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’"
"The secret ingredient is always cheese."
"If we're not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"There’s something about a tuna fish sandwich that makes me want to sing."
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
"You can't make everybody happy. You're not a taco."
"I don't need a therapist; I have a kitchen."
"Cooking is like love; it should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
"The best way to get a man to be a good cook is to have him marry a good cook."
"I don't like to cook, but I like to eat."
"Baking is like a science experiment with delicious results."
"I always cook with a little bit of humor. I find it adds flavor."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
"Eat cake. It’s someone’s birthday somewhere."
"Just because you’re not a chef doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy good cuisine."
"A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands."
"If cooking is like a relationship, then I must be a terrible partner."
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"Bakers gonna bake!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Behind every great chef, there is a great dishwasher."
"I don't always burn my mango muffins, but when I do, I make sure they're extra crunchy."
"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food."
"The secret of good cooking is, of course, good cooking."
"Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness."
"I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"The kitchen is where we come to terms with food; it is our personal and cultural history."
"A recipe is a story that ends with a good meal."
"I haven't met a diet I didn't like."
"Food is our common ground, a universal experience."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza."
"Cooking is a form of love made visible."
"Eating is a necessity, but cooking is an art."
"I am a better cook than my wife."
"The kitchen is the heart of the house."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"The only time to be positive you are in the right place is when you’re on the edge of the kitchen."
"I love to eat, but I also love to cook, and I like a little bit of chaos in the kitchen."
"Divine secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: secret, such as how to get burnt toast off the ceiling."
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"Food is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, you just can't get into it."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"If you're afraid of butter, use cream."
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
"I don't eat junk food. I consider donuts as part of my well-balanced diet."
"People who love to eat are always the best people."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"Cooking is the ultimate give and take. You want to be a good cook, you should be a good person."
"You can't make everyone happy; you're not pizza."
"I think I am a great cook. I just want to share."
"To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art."
"A recipe is a story that ends with a meal."
"Cooking is a way of thinking. You must think outside the pot."
"An onion can make people cry, but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
"I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any."
"You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too."
"Cooked with love, served with a side of laughter."
"The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes, especially if that opportunity is making a cake."
"I have an abundance of creativity and a real love for food. I just wish I could open a jar of peanut butter without a struggle."
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine. Or cookies."
"Too hot in the kitchen? The food might just be perfect."
"Cooking is like magic: you get to create something beautiful out of raw ingredients."
"My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm cheers me on."
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