131 result(s) for Funny Good Night Quotes.
"I can't sleep. I keep on thinking about how I should have done my taxes."
"Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite. If they do, take your shoe and smash them like you do your dreams."
"Good night! May your dreams be like the stars. You won’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"As you lie in bed, just remember that your pillow has such a cushy life. All he has to do is look good and hold your head up."
"Tonight, I’ll fall asleep with you in my heart… and also with the chocolate cake in my stomach."
"Good night! And remember: if you wake up and hear a strange noise, it’s probably just your brain saying, 'What did you eat?!'"
"Good night! Sleep well and don’t let the bed bugs bite, but if they do, snatch them and scream because they’re biting!"
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"I love sleeping because it’s like a time machine to breakfast."
"Every night I fight my inner demons, but they are in my bed, and they always win."
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
"The only thing better than a good night’s sleep is a good night’s sleep with pizza."
"I wish I could be a kid again so I could sleep all day and get paid for it!"
"If sleeping is a crime, I’m guilty as charged."
"Sleep is like a time machine to breakfast!"
"The best part about sleeping is that it’s free and you don’t need a reservation."
"Just once, I want my dreams to be as big as my winter coat."
"Good night! Remember: When you close your eyes, just think of all the things you didn’t do today!"
"May your dreams be as sweet as your snacks!"
"Always go to bed with a dream and wake up with a purpose!"
"Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite… and if they do, just remember: they can’t jump very high!"
"Goodnight! Remember that pillow fights are only fun until someone gets hurt… ie. me!"
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"Sleep now, because the morning is going to come far too soon. Unless you hit snooze."
"I don’t consider myself a night owl or early riser. I consider myself a sleep enthusiast."
"Dream big but sleep well. Life is too short for uncomfortable beds."
"Good night! By the way, do dishwashers know how to dream?"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Good night! Sleep tight! Don’t let the bedbugs bite! If they do, take off your shoe and smack them till they’re black and blue!"
"I’m not sure if I’m tired or just really bored. Maybe both. Good night!"
"I wish I could be more like my bed. It’s always there for me, it never judges, and it supports me every time I lay down."
"Good night! May your dreams be in technicolor and your nightmares in black and white."
"Just remember, every time you look up at the sky, I’m probably asleep. Good night!"
"I haven’t been this excited about going to bed since last night!"
"Goodnight! If you hear a strange noise tonight, it’s just me sneaking into your dreams!"
"The best part about bedtime is that it’s a time of day I don’t have to adult anymore."
"Good night! May your dreams be as sweet as the chocolate you stole from your kids."
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"Sleep is the most beautiful experience in life; it’s like you get to reset everything."
"Good night! Just remember, if you hear a voice in the dark, it’s probably your little voice telling you how great you are!"
"I hope your dreams are as amazing as my naps."
"Good night! It’s time to put your ‘disguise’ on and become a ‘bed potato’!"
"Good night! If you can’t sleep, just count sheep. But whatever you do, don’t count your problems."
"Good night! Sleep like the queen/king you are!"
"It’s time for me to go to sleep, but first, let’s pretend I’m good at adulting."
"May your dreams be filled with pizza and puppies. Good night!"
"Good night! I’m off to my fairy-tale world; hopefully, it’s better than this one."
"I can’t wait to drift off to dreamland and forget my troubles… for a few hours. Good night!"
"Just remember, when you wake up, you’re one day closer to your next nap!"
"May your snoring not wake up the neighbors! Good night!"
"Good night! Try not to let the bedbugs ruin your dreams!"
"Time to sleep, so I can dream of running in those new shoes I bought."
"Good night! May your pillow be cool and your blankets warm!"
"Rest easy tonight because tomorrow we do it all again!"
"Goodnight! Let’s hope tomorrow is as good as I’m gonna make it!"
"Goodnight, my little sleepaholic. Remember, if you have trouble falling asleep, just use the classic technique: Think about everything you've ever regretted."
"As you lay down to sleep, remember: you are a beautiful, unique snowflake... just a very tired one."
"Sleep tight! Don’t let the bedbugs bite. But if they do, remember to grab the shoe!"
"Goodnight! May your dreams be full of puppies and tacos, the two things we all need more of."
"I can’t wait to fall asleep tonight and dream about all the things I didn't do today."
"Go to sleep! You’re just a few hours away from being a morning person… for at least five minutes."
"Goodnight! Sleep like a king... or a sloth, whichever you prefer!"
"May your dreams be sweet and your snores be quiet. Goodnight!"
"It's time to turn off the lights and think about how tomorrow is going to be another exact replica of today!"
"Sleep is the best meditation. I just wish my bed would stop telling me to get up!"
"Goodnight! If you dream about me, remember it’s just a dream. And don’t tell too many people!"
"Goodnight! And if you hear noises in the night, just remember: it’s probably just your imagination… or maybe it’s not!"
"I’m asleep! What are you doing talking to me? Goodnight!"
"If you think this has been a hard day, just wait until you see what tomorrow has in store!"
"Goodnight, sleep tight, and if you need me, I’ll be dreaming about dessert!"
"Goodnight! Time to bunk with my dreams and snore like a freight train."
"May your dreams be plentiful and your bed be warm. Goodnight!"
"If you need to stay awake, count sheep. If you need to sleep, count all the things you forgot to do today. Goodnight!"
"I’d tell you to sleep well, but let’s be honest: tomorrow is going to be another mess of a day!"
"Goodnight! Don’t let the pillow sulk; it’s just as tired as you are!"
"Sleep now and prepare for another exhausting day of pretending to work tomorrow!"
"Tonight, let’s sleep like we mean it! Or at least, like we spent too much time in front of the fridge."
"I wish you a peaceful night, free of crazy dreams... unless you like that sort of thing!"
"Count your blessings, and then just start counting sheep. Eventually, you’ll fall asleep. Goodnight!"
"Goodnight! Remember, sleep is the one thing you can’t overdose on... unless you’re on the couch!"
"Every evening I tell myself that I will sleep early; and every night I remind myself that tomorrow I’ll say the same thing! Goodnight!"
"The best part of the day is when I can finally crawl into bed. Goodnight, world!"
"I can't sleep. I’m too busy thinking about getting up early tomorrow."
"Good night! May your dreams be full of pizza."
"Good night! Or as I like to call it, 'the period before I start thinking about all my life choices.'"
"I told the night sky about you. It's the only way I can fall asleep."
"Counting sheep is a lot like counting responsibilities. You think you've finished, but they just keep coming back!"
"Good night! Sleep tight, and don’t let the bed bugs bite... unless they’re cute."
"As you lay down to sleep tonight, remember: your bed is like a time machine to breakfast."
"Here's to all the late-night snacks I’ll regret in the morning. Good night!"
"Sleep is a time machine to breakfast. Good night!"
"At bedtime, I look back at the day and I’m grateful. Also, I wish I’d had more cake."
"I don't count sheep. I count how many times I will press snooze tomorrow."
"Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the existential dread bite!"
"Goodnight! May your dreams be as sweet as your most favorite dessert."
"They say laughter is the best medicine. Which is why I’m about to stay up all night watching comedies."
"Good night! Just remember: if bed bugs bite, give them a taste of their own medicine!"
"Dream big, sleep well, and don’t forget to snore loudly for good measure."
"Sleep is nature’s way of saying, 'Your bed is really your best friend.'"
"Bedtime is the perfect time to reflect on all the dumb things I did today."
"Dreams are like stars; you may never touch them, but if you follow them, they might just get you to a good breakfast!"
"Don't let anyone ever tell you that you're too grown up to go to bed early. Good night!"
"Good night! Remember to set your dreams as the setting for tomorrow's adventures."
"Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of dreaming and snoring."
"A good night’s sleep is like a time machine that takes you back to breakfast."
"May all your dreams be like the dreams you have on days when you don’t have to wake up early."
"Good night! May your bed be warm and your coffee be strong when you wake up!"
"I wish you a peaceful night filled with dreams of chocolate cake and unicorns."
"Good night! Sleep tight! Don’t let the bedbugs bite! If they do, hit them with a shoe, and they’ll be black and blue!"
"Good night, and may your dreams be full of good coffee and bad decisions."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Good night!"
"I can’t wait to cuddle with my pillow tonight. Good night!"
"Good night! This is me officially pulling the plug on today!"
"Time to go to sleep and dream about all the things you want but can’t afford! Good night!"
"Good night! May your dreams be as sweet as you are... which is kind of scary!"
"Sleep like a baby. Wake up like a boss. Good night!"
"May your sleep be as deep as the ocean and your dreams as wild as a rollercoaster!"
"Good night! Remember, if you dream about me, you're not alone!"
"Good night! Don't let the bedbugs bite. They certainly won't bite me, I’ve got anti-bedbug spray!"
"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my bed's not a mistake!"
"Good night! If I had a million dollars, I’d spend it all on a good night’s sleep!"
"Good night! May your dreams be free of work emails!"
"Time to go to bed. Tomorrow is a fresh start… and a good excuse for not getting anything done today!"
"Good night! Remember, tomorrow is just today, but with more caffeine!"
"Go to sleep: You can’t make everything perfect by worrying about it at 3 a.m.!"
"Just remember, if you wake up tomorrow and it’s still dark outside, it’s probably not morning yet. Good night!"
"Good night! Sleep like a rock, stay cool like a cucumber!"
"Close your eyes and think of all the good things. Like bedtime snacks and pillows!"
"Good night! May your dreams be so wonderful that you want to hit the snooze button for them in the morning!"
"Good night! Here’s hoping tomorrow is just as reasonably productive as today wasn't!"
"Good night! What’s the point of being well rested when you can just have fun?"
"The best part about going to bed is that you never know what weird things you might dream about! Good night!"
"Good night! Tomorrow is another day, and it’s probably going to be full of plot twists!"
"As I lay down to sleep, I can’t help but think of all the embarrassing things I said today. Good night!"
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