91 result(s) for Funny Valentines Quotes.
"My love for you is like a broken pencil: pointless."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I still love you."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. And your fries. And your ice cream."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite distraction."
"I love you even more than chocolate. And I really love chocolate."
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"You’re like a fart: I can’t hold it in."
"Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Be careful!"
"You want a pizza my heart?"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I would rather share a dessert with you than eat a whole one alone."
"Some people are worth melting for. You, however, are also worth folding the laundry."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger."
"My love for you is like a never-ending chocolate fountain."
"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"I love you like Ron loves Hermione."
"I’m nuts about you, but don’t worry, I won’t go nuts!"
"Valentine’s Day is the one day you can be cheesy and it’s completely acceptable."
"I’m so glad I’m in love with you. Because your cooking sure needs work."
"You’re the only person I want to annoy for the rest of my life."
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"I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
"My love for you is like a fart. I just can't hold it in."
"I love you, but I’m not sure if I want to share my fries."
"I love you even when you're hangry."
"Love is being stupid together."
"I would walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, that’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair."
"I fell in love with you because of the million things you never knew you were doing."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"You're like a fine wine. The more I drink, the better I feel."
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
"You had me at 'Let’s get pizza.'"
"The only thing I love more than you is food."
"I’m much more me when I’m with you."
"You complete me... like a good WiFi connection."
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"I love you more than chocolate, and that’s a serious statement."
"Our love is like a donut: sweet, with a hole in the middle."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd start thinking of you."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
"Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless."
"You're the macaroni to my cheese."
"I love you more than I love pizza. And that says a lot."
"I thought I lost you, but I still have my sense of humor. Haha! Happy Valentine’s Day!"
"Valentine's Day is the day that reminds us that we’re all in a relationship – whether we like it or not."
"Being in love is like being on a roller coaster. It's a ride with its ups and downs, but you still scream your heart out!"
"I love you, but I also love my sleep. Happy Valentine’s Day!"
"Are we a couple? Because I can’t remember which one of us is meant to bring the chocolate."
"Love is blind, but it’s also very funny."
"You're all that I think about: when I’m awake, when I’m asleep, and when I’m daydreaming! Especially the part about daydreaming."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I don’t need a Valentine. I have a best friend who tolerates my craziness."
"Valentine’s Day: The only day of the year when you can be cheesy and it’s expected."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to vacuum the house."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"You’re the bees to my knees."
"Valentine's Day is a reminder that love is all around us. Except for mine, it's probably hiding!"
"If love is a battlefield, may I never run out of ammo!"
"You’re the reason I wake up with a smile… and also the reason I stay in bed all day!"
"Let's be like a couple of crazy socks and never match!"
"I love you because you make me laugh even when I don’t want to."
"You make my heart race, and it’s not just because I forgot where I parked."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!"
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poetry, but I still love you."
"My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending."
"I love you even when you’re hangry."
"I’m so glad we found each other. You’re just like my favorite socks, cozy, warm, and all kinds of awesome."
"I love you to the fridge and back."
"You make my heart smile."
"Valentine’s Day is like a second Thanksgiving. You eat food, but you don't get to take a nap afterward!"
"Love is in the air… or is that bacon?"
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"I love you more than chocolate, and that’s a big deal!"
"You're the only person I’m willing to share my snacks with."
"A day without you is like a day without sunshine… and also without pizza."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"I would like to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye."
"You’re my cup of tea, but also my cup of coffee, because caffeine is my love language."
"My heart is like an onion – it makes you cry when you peel it."
"I love you more than I love my morning coffee, and that’s saying something!"
"Love is like a fart – it’s not worth a lot if you have to force it."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"You’re the ketchup to my fries."
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
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