25 result(s) for Funny Insanity Quotes.
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."
"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
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"Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push."
"We are all born mad. Some remain so."
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
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"I'm not sure what the question is, but sex is definitely the answer."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
"Common sense is not so common."
