Memorable Funny Insanity Quotes

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"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
Oscar Wilde
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."
Dr. Seuss
"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"
Benjamin Disraeli
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
Lewis Carroll
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
Bill Watterson
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
Lily Tomlin
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"Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push."
Heath Ledger
"We are all born mad. Some remain so."
Samuel Beckett
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
Mark Twain
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
Mark Twain
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
Unknown
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
W.C. Fields
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
Mark Twain
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
Lily Tomlin
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
Henry J. Tillman
"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."
Unknown
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
Ashleigh Brilliant
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
Jiddu Krishnamurti
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"I'm not sure what the question is, but sex is definitely the answer."
Woody Allen
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
Charles M. Schulz
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert McCloskey
"Common sense is not so common."
Voltaire

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