46 result(s) for Funny Math Teacher Quotes.
"Math is like love; a simple idea but it can get complicated."
"Girls are like common denominators. You can't do anything with them until you find a common one."
"I've got a problem with my calculator. I press 'equals' and nothing happens."
"Mathematics is like torture; it starts easy but gets harder and harder."
"Why do mathematicians make bad lovers? Because they're only interested in problems."
"Obese people have an issue with the 'Pi'. They don't know when to stop."
"If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is."
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"Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
"Since the mathematicians have seized upon the theory of relativity, I myself no longer understand it."
"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics, I can assure you mine are still greater."
"Mathematics is the only place where truth and beauty mean the same thing."
"Math is my favorite subject because it's so easy to cheat."
"I hate math, but I love counting money."
"Math is like going to the gym for your brain. It sharpens your mind."
"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them."
"Mathematics is the gate and key to the sciences."
"There are two kinds of mathematicians: those who can do math and those who can't."
"Math is the only subject that counts."
"Math class is tough! Let's go shopping!"
"Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or minus hate, but it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution"
"Math is fun... until the letters show up."
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"Without mathematics, there’s nothing you can do. Everything around you is mathematics. Everything around you is numbers."
"Mathematics as an expression of the human mind reflects the active will, the contemplative reason, and the desire for aesthetic perfection. Its basic elements are logic and intuition, analysis and construction, generality and individuality."
"I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning."
"Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics."
"Math is like love—a simple idea but it can get complicated."
"Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots."
"Obvious' is the most dangerous word in mathematics."
"Math is my favorite subject. It's the only place where a problem has only one right answer."
"Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state."
"There are two kinds of mathematicians, pure and applied. Applied mathematicians apply mathematics."
"I’ve always enjoyed mathematics. It is the most exact and concise way of expressing an idea."
"Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or minus hate, but it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution."
"I am still of the opinion that there will one day be a science that will derive systematically from the principles of human conduct all economic laws -- much as mathematics derives from logic."
"Life is a math equation. In order to gain the most, you have to know how to convert negatives into positives."
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"Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics.”"
"There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everyone else. The second way is to be sillier than everyone else."
"Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries; for mathematics, the cultural world is one country."
"Mathematics is the science of what is clear by itself."
"It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul."
"God does arithmetic."
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
"There are two possible outcomes: if the result confirms the hypothesis, then you've made a measurement. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery."
"Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things."
"I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected in the amount of time they need to be convinced that I'm right."
"Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."
