25 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Growth.
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of Doritos and a chocolate cake. I feel great."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
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"I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"Change is inevitable—except from a vending machine."
"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I’m not sure what’s tighter, our jeans or our company culture."
"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
"The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures."
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"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.""
"Procrastinate now, don’t put it off."
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
