Memorable Funny Quotes About Growth

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"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
Robert Frost
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
Lily Tomlin
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
Joe Girard
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of Doritos and a chocolate cake. I feel great."
Dave Barry
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
Benjamin Franklin
"The road to success is always under construction."
Lily Tomlin
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
Thomas Edison
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"I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms."
Michael Scott (The Office)
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
Thomas Edison
"Change is inevitable—except from a vending machine."
Robert C. Gallagher
"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
Oscar Wilde
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Jack Benny
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
Unknown
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
Jack Handey
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
Steven Wright
"I’m not sure what’s tighter, our jeans or our company culture."
Goldman Sachs Elevator
"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
Yogi Berra
"The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures."
Unknown
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"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
Richard Jeni
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.""
Charles M. Schulz
"Procrastinate now, don’t put it off."
Ellen DeGeneres
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Mitch Hedberg

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