25 result(s) for Blue Mountain State Alex Moran Quotes.
"I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee I will spark the brain that will."
"I play football for two reasons: girls and beer."
"Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that there are several freshmen in this house who are not consistently hammered. This needs to change."
"I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
"If I wanted to work hard, I'd have stayed in high school and become a math teacher."
"This is college. You either get drunk or get out."
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters but the freedom of the open road (and beer)."
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"It's not a party until somebody throws up. Unless it's me."
"I'm not a role model. Unless you want to party like a champion."
"We may be losers, but we're happy losers."
"I'm pretty good at pretending to work."
"I have a different set of priorities."
"I'm just trying to enjoy college."
"What's the point of being in college if you don't party?"
"Priorities, people!"
"Work hard, play harder, party hardest."
"That's a terrible idea. Let's do it!"
"Risk, reward. It's simple calculus."
"Coaching is easy. Winning is the hard part."
"I'm ready for whatever comes next...as long as it involves beer."
"I'm all about that base...ball bat to the dome!"
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"I make poor decisions, but I make them enthusiastically."
"I'm not saying I'm a genius, but nobody's ever called me stupid."
"I always got the right idea."
"Let's make something legendary out of today."
