128 result(s) for Funny Hawaii Quotes.
"I found an island in my mind. It’s a place where everything is sunny and the drinks are always cold."
"Hawaii is the only state that has a tropical rainforest. And that’s just one of the reasons why you should only napping on the beach."
"Somebody said they saw me with a Hawaiian shirt on. I don't remember that. I have absolutely no recollection of wearing it. But in my defense, I was probably at a barbecue."
"Life is better in flip-flops. Unless you lose them. Then you're just barefoot on the hot sand."
"I love Hawaii. It's full of beaches, sunshine, and people who sing songs about their cars."
"If you’re going to Hawaii, be prepared. You might just come back with a sunburn and a ukulele craving."
"I told my friend I was going to Hawaii for vacation. He said, 'But you don’t swim!' I said, 'That's why they invented drinks with umbrellas!'"
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"Hawaii is not just a place; it's a feeling. And that feeling is mostly hot and sweaty."
"You know you're in Hawaii when your biggest decision is: shave ice or ice cream?"
"Why do we go to Hawaii? Because no one has ever said, 'I wish I had spent more time on my computer.'"
"In Hawaii, 'Aloha' means hello, goodbye, and wait until I can get back to the beach!"
"When in doubt, wear a Hawaiian shirt. It doesn’t matter the occasion; you’ll look like you’re here for a good time!"
"Surfing in Hawaii is like trying to find your car in a parking lot. You might not succeed, but at least you’ll have a story!"
"I tried to take a selfie in Hawaii, but the ocean didn't cooperate. It was too busy being beautiful!"
"In Hawaii, we don't count days; we want them to count—especially if it involves good food and great sunsets."
"They say the grass is always greener on the other side. But in Hawaii, it’s just the grass – and beautiful!"
"Palm trees and sandy beaches are my therapy sessions!"
"What happens in Hawaii stays in Hawaii… unless you post it on social media."
"I’ve never met a pineapple I didn’t like – but my heart belongs to the coconut!"
"I like my vacations like I like my coffee: with lots of cream and a little bit of Hawaiiana!"
"Sand between my toes and a drink in my hand - that's my kind of multitasking!"
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"Every hour is happy hour in Hawaii – just don’t try to rhyme with ‘Aloha’!"
"Beach hair, don’t care – because the oceanwave will fix it, right?"
"Eating poke in Hawaii is a requirement, but don’t ask me to share my bowl!"
"I wish I could live in Hawaii, but so do a million other people—with a lot of sunscreen!"
"If there's such a thing as reincarnation, I want to come back as a beach ball in Hawaii. Life would be a breeze!"
"The Hawaiian Islands are not just a place; they're a vibe—a state of being, where life is embraced with a smile."
"I love Hawaii. It’s so beautiful, it looks like the world ends here."
"Welcome to the Aloha State! Where the grass is always greener because it’s constantly being watered by tourists wondering when the next luau is."
"I think there’s a good chance I might have Hawaiian blood in me. At least that’s what I tell people to get in free at the luaus."
"If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever!"
"I went to Hawaii to work on a pineapple plantation, but I chose to be a comedian instead: more fruitful!"
"Aloha! Is it just me, or does every Hawaiian shirt come with its own confusing backstory?"
"In Hawaii, we say ‘Aloha’ and mean it. Just don’t try to honk your horn, or you might get a ‘Hang loose’ with hand gestures!"
"Hawaii is the only state that has a royal palace. So if you ever feel like a king, just take a stroll down Waikiki!"
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"Even the weeds in Hawaii are beautiful—not like the city where I’m from!"
"I’d rather be in Hawaii with a cold drink in my hand than stuck in rush hour traffic. Just saying!"
"Hawaii: where the sun burns hotter, but the islanders have a cooler attitude."
"A Hawaiian sunset is like a work of art that gets created every night, but I’d still trade it for a slice of pizza—just kidding!"
"You know it's winter in Hawaii when the TV weather anchor is wearing long pants instead of shorts."
"I tried surfing in Hawaii and learned one valuable lesson: It’s a lot easier to watch from the beach with a drink!"
"Why do they call it a ‘beach body’? I have a ‘beach couch potato’ body, and I’m proud!"
"In Hawaii, the only thing rising faster than the temperature is the price of sunscreen!"
"I don’t need therapy; I just need a plane ticket to Hawaii!"
"Happiness is having a backyard BBQ in Hawaii, where the most stressful decision is which cocktail to make next!"
"Not everything that happens in Hawaii stays in Hawaii—especially sunburns!"
"You know you've been in Hawaii too long when you start using ‘aloha’ as a greeting and a farewell in your everyday life!"
"Life’s a beach in Hawaii—until you realize you forgot the sunscreen!"
"I asked a local about the best food in Hawaii. He said, ‘Anything you can eat with your toes in the sand counts!’"
"How do you know you’re in Hawaii? You think everything can be improved with a pineapple!"
"Some people go to Hawaii for the beautiful scenery. I just go for the postcards and the fresh coconut water!"
"Hawaii is the only state that grows coffee beans. And they don't put a little bit of sugar in it—they put a lot of blood, sweat, and tears. That's why Hawaiian coffee is so special!"
"I just love places that have an incredible vibe and an amazing sunset. Most of these places just happen to be the tropical ones, especially Hawaii."
"The only thing better than a Hawaiian sunset is a Hawaiian sunset with a cocktail in hand."
"I got a lovely Hawaiian tan. It’s called sunburn."
"In Hawaii, we say 'Aloha' like, 'I love you and see you later.' It’s the perfect way to end a conversation with someone you wish would leave."
"If you’re not in Hawaii, you’re missing out on the real paradise. Unless you’re in bed. In that case, stay in bed."
"Why do they call it a Hawaiian pizza? If it came from Hawaii, it would be called a 'good pizza.'"
"If you can’t find me, I’m probably in Hawaii. Or maybe just under a palm tree."
"The Hawaiian Islands are like a big sundae. You want to taste all the toppings! But watch out for brain freeze!"
"Going to Hawaii is like diving into a postcard. Just don't expect it to be magical when you get out."
"My favorite Hawaiian word is 'Mele Kalikimaka' — because it sounds like I’m singing and it’s the only way I know to say ‘Merry Christmas’ in July!"
"You know you're in Hawaii when the most stressful part of your day is deciding which beach to go to."
"I think the best part of Hawaii is that it’s hard to be in a bad mood when you’ve got sunshine, surf and a lot of good food."
"I'd move to Hawaii in a heartbeat... but my job won't let me take my desk with me."
"Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of happiness. And a little bit of sunburn!"
"The sights of Hawaii are stunning, but don’t forget to enjoy the calories from all the shave ice!"
"In Hawaii, we have our own concept of time: It’s called ‘Maui Time’—which means it’s always time for a nap on the beach."
"If you think yoga is relaxing, try doing it on the beach in Hawaii, surrounded by sea turtles trying to steal your mat."
"Hawaii is like a giant spa, but instead of massages, you've got surf lessons!"
"You know you're a tourist in Hawaii when you ask for a 'liquid tan' at the beach."
"In Hawaii, the best way to make a decision is to flip a coin, but the score is based on how good the waves are."
"Life is too short to spend it miserable. Unless you’ve got a public transport stop in Hawaii, then take the bus and enjoy!"
"I love Hawaii for its beaches, but I also love its food—especially the part when they let me eat all day!"
"If you take a Hawaiian vacation and don’t post about it—did you even go on vacation?"
"Having a bad day? Just remember, somewhere in Hawaii, it’s happy hour!"
"Hawaii is not just a place, it's a state of mind. A beautiful, lazy, sun-kissed state of mind."
"If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed."
"The only bad time to be in Hawaii is during a hurricane. And then, it's still pretty good."
"In Hawaii, we greet people with 'Aloha' and say goodbye with 'Aloha'... and we also like to say it when we're about to eat."
"Life is more beautiful when you smile. And Hawaii has the kind of views that make it easy to do just that."
"I thought the beach was a great place to relax until I realized that the sand gets everywhere."
"You know you're in Hawaii when the biggest decision you make each day is which beach to visit."
"Just another day in paradise… and still trying to figure out how to avoid getting sunburned."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to Hawaii. Now, I'm not leaving."
"The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you found out there’s a luau in town."
"Hawaii: Where the only thing getting stuck in traffic is the gentle flow of the ocean waves."
"If you don’t like my island fever, you can go ahead and ‘pineapple’ out."
"Hawaii: It’s like being in a postcard, except you can’t fit the sunset in your pocket."
"A great vacation is like a nice tan – it fades, but the memories last forever… unless you forget to wear sunscreen."
"I don’t need an alarm clock. I have ocean waves to wake me up."
"In Hawaii, we don’t complain about the heat; we just complain about the humidity. It’s a lifestyle."
"I went to Hawaii to relax. I'm still waiting for that to happen!"
"Never underestimate the power of a good day at the beach in Hawaii – they truly change lives."
"The only thing hotter than the Hawaiian sun is the local barbecue!"
"Caught between paradise and the mainland; that’s how we roll in Hawaii."
"In Hawaii, every hour is happy hour, especially if you’re sipping a mai tai!"
"The only thing cooler than swimming with dolphins is having fun while doing it!"
"Forget the office! My work is to soak in the beach and eat poke bowls!"
"In Hawaii, you’ll find the locals live in the moment; their worries are behind them, buried in the sand."
"Aloha is not just a word; it’s an attitude… preferably while lounging with a tropical drink!"
"Rain doesn’t stop the good times in Hawaii; it just gives us an excuse for a Hawaiian shirt!"
"Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace."
"If you want to see me, I'll be in Hawaii. If you need to get a hold of me, you'll find me in a coconut."
"The only thing better than a good surf day is a good surf day in Hawaii."
"In Hawaii, we say there's no dress code; just be in the right state of mind."
"Hula is the heartbeat of the Hawaiian people."
"I think Hawaii is the most beautiful place in the world. I would put the beaches against any other beaches in the world."
"I love Hawaii, but I would never live there. The islands are great for vacation, but it’s weird to have a beach on your doorstep."
"Aloha is the key to all good things in Hawaii."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a ticket to Hawaii, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Why do Hawaiians do it in the ocean? Because it’s more fun than doing it in a kiddie pool!"
"If you're lucky enough to live in Hawaii, you're lucky enough."
"Hawaii is the only state that grows coffee commercially."
"The Hawaiian Islands are a group of islands that will help you to discover the taste of paradise."
"I'm going to Hawaii, don't bother me."
"Hawaii: where even the volcanoes are charming!"
"In Hawaii, you can really surf your worries away."
"I can’t concentrate in Hawaii. I just want to look around."
"Heaven is a place on Earth; it's called Hawaii."
"To escape and sit quietly on the beach - that's my idea of paradise."
"You know you're in Hawaii when the cold drink is almost as warm as the sun!"
"Life is better in flip flops. Especially in Hawaii."
"A sunset is the only thing that is truly beautiful in Hawaii. Everything else is just a bonus!"
"Like the ocean, being in Hawaii has a way of renewing you."
"If only we could all get together and run Hawaii instead of the mainland. The world would be a better place!"
"Happiness is experiencing Hawaii with good company."
"A wet hot summer leaves more than sunburns; it leaves great memories in Hawaii."
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