124 result(s) for Funny Grinch Quotes.
"I'm going to be a good neighbor! I'm going to be a good neighbor!"
"With the the Grinch's heart two sizes too small, he'll make Christmas great even with a frown."
"It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
"The Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! What if Christmas... doesn't come from a store?"
"I must stop this whole thing! Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!"
"Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch stole Christmas!"
"And the more the Grinch thought, the more he thought, 'I must stop this Christmas from coming!'"
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"The Grinch is a bad banana with a greasy black peel!"
"You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch! With a nauseous super-nause! You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss!"
"Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul!"
"And did you know, the Grinch had a heart three sizes too small?"
"Next time, you'll be amazed when you see, the Grinch is a friend, not an enemy!"
"It's not about the packages, boxes, or bags, but rather the love that each Who brings and brags."
"In Whoville, they love Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, he did not!"
"Grinch is a heart filled with glee and laughter, it's funny how love can change your own chapter."
"You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole!"
"If I can't find the magic in the season, I'll be a rotten apple; that's my reason!"
"It’s a tale of redemption, of laughter and cheer, that even the Grinch learned the joy of the year!"
"The Grinch stole Christmas, but he learned it’s about being one with the spirit, not just the presents!"
"What a lot of Christmas stuff can be found just from heart and love that’s profound!"
"Why be a Grinch when you can be a friend, span love and laughter - that’s the latest trend!"
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"It's fun to be a Grinch, but it's better to be jolly, for Christmas is more than sitting in a folly!"
"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel."
"The Grinch had stinky shoes, his feet were black and blue."
"With a nauseous super-naus!"
"And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast!"
"You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You’re a nasty, wasty skunk!"
"All the Whos down in Who-ville loved Christmas a lot."
"It’s a wonderful, horrible, uncool, ridiculous time of year!"
"There’s a light on the inside of you, and it’s shining."
"You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!"
"You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch!"
"This is the day where I must confess my sins!"
"Christmas is not about gifts, it’s about giving."
"His heart was two sizes too small."
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"I must stop this whole thing. Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!"
"You’re the king of the turkeys!"
"Why, why, why is this happening?"
"Santa, oh how I hate you!"
"In my world, you don’t want to be on the naughty list!"
"I’ll pick up the whole thing, Mr. Grinch!"
"There’s no way I’m going to let the Whos win!"
"Can’t I just stay here and eat more snacks?"
"I think I’ll keep all my ideas and never share them!"
"Things are not always what they seem!"
"I’ll figure out a way to ruin Christmas for them!"
"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk!"
"I'm going to be a part of your family now. And you can’t stop me!"
"Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now! I must stop this Christmas from coming. ... But how?"
"I was still in my pajamas when the sun came up, and my sleigh was too full to fit through the door."
"Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you crave for more!"
"In Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day."
"You know, the Grinch was a genius. He understood the true meaning of Christmas."
"Sometimes I think that’s where my heart should be – in the junk pile."
"I’m an idiot! I'm a fool! I’m a great big nothing!"
"Too much noise for me... I'm off to have a grinchy day."
"You can't take a nap with a tree on your head!"
"All I need is a reindeer. I can make it to the..."
"I'm not going! I'll be in my cave, eating a candy cane!"
"Why is Christmas so miserable?"
"I’m not a monster. I’m just a misunderstood Grinch."
"I guess I’m just a sucker for a glowing red nose."
"The Grinch is all heart and squishy, and nobody even knows it!"
"But what if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store?"
"I have to be in two places at once! Oh, what a Grinch!"
"Christmas will arrive in a very different way!"
"I’m feeling really low. Do you think I should steal Christmas?"
"You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why!"
"I’m Happy, I’m Alone, I’m... wait, what am I doing?"
"You just can’t fake the Grinch look!"
"When we’re not together, I tend to stop moving."
"How could this happen to me? I don't even have a tree!"
"You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch."
"The Grinch’s heart grew three sizes that day."
"It’s true! I’m in love with the Who’s! It’s them I adore!"
"I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!"
"There’s a light on the horizon, though it’s dim, that tells me that the Grinch’s time is not over yet!"
"The Grinch is as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel."
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
"The Grinch with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so?"
"Perhaps Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."
"I’m nuts about Christmas, I’ll admit it! But it’s the grub I can’t stand to see the Who’s begin with!"
"You’ll be sorry, my dear, when you hit snooze. You may not need the Who’s, but the Who’s need you! "
"You’re as slippery as a con, Mr. Grinch!"
"Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now! I must stop Christmas from coming! But how?"
"With the sleigh, he was ready, oh what a sight! To steal all the presents on that cold Christmas night."
"The more the Grinch thought of what was happening, the more the Grinch thought, 'I must stop this whole thing!'"
"What's a creature with cloven hoofs doing in a place like this?"
"The Grinch said, 'Do I have to put on this ridiculous mantle to be able to sneak inside the Who’s all night?'"
"I must find a way to stop this! How could this happen? It’s all too much!"
"You know, you might be right. Maybe the Who’s aren’t so bad after all."
"What happens to a Grinch if he becomes too nice? Does the mean one simply vanish?"
"How can it be true that Christmas is about more than what’s in our hearts?"
"If Christmas can come without gifts, then that means hope might just be enough."
"It could be that those Who's sing, as they create a bond stronger than that of any bling!"
"I’m flying high on my sleigh! The Grinch is feeling real today!"
"Oh, the Whos, the Whos, I’m starting to see that their love is infectious, it’s changing me!"
"This silly little holiday of feasting and cheer, it’s causing my head to spin, I’ll disappear!"
"Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!"
"I’m going to be a Grinch, and I’ll steal Christmas!"
"You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel."
"With the Grinch's heart two sizes too small, he’s a classic example of what not to do!"
"It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"
"The Grinch grinned his Grinchly grin."
"I used to be a little bit like the Grinch, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
"If I can't find something to steal, I will just steal someone's joy!"
"There’s a great big loud noise, and he is the source. The Grinch is every bit as sour as his face!"
"The Grinch who stole Christmas: A man with the Christmas spirit stole right out of his heart!"
"Even the Grinch knew that Christmas was about more than just presents."
"I wouldn't want to be a Grinch on Christmas Eve, not for all the cookies in Whoville!"
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear, but the Grinch preferred to sulk."
"If you think about it, I'm not really that bad of a guy—a little misunderstood is all."
"I rely on my heart for my holiday spirit. Too bad it’s only two sizes too small!”, "
"When you’re a Grinch, it’s a short trip to understanding the true meaning of Christmas!"
"The Grinch had a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day until he discovered what Christmas was really about."
"I can't be the only one who's jealous of all the Whos down in Who-ville!"
"The Grinch looked at the bright lights of Christmas and couldn’t find happiness. He needed to reform!"
"A Grinch by any other name would still be just as naughty!"
"As much as I would love to steal Christmas, I realize now that joy cannot be robbed."
"Sometimes I think being a Grinch isn’t so bad. Who wouldn’t want peace and quiet?"
"Just because my heart’s two sizes too small doesn’t mean I can’t steal the spotlight!"
"Bah, humbug! Oh wait, wrong holiday between the Grinch and those who don’t celebrate!"
"Sleigh bells ring; are you listening? Just kidding, I hate the noise!"
"It’s not my fault you enjoy Christmas. Now let me sulk in peace!"
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