129 result(s) for Funny Ford Quotes.
"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."
"I run on diesel, baby!"
"When I see the blue oval, I see a promise - the promise of quality, reliability, and performance."
"I always like to go the extra mile, but that’s because I’m in a Ford."
"My Ford is my therapist. It never judges me, and it always listens."
"The only thing worse than driving a Ford is being seen driving one."
"Drive a Ford and let the good times roll!"
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"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a Ford, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a Ford, you enjoy the ride!"
"A Ford can’t solve all your problems, but it can make them a lot more enjoyable!"
"Fasten your seatbelt. You’re in for a bumpy Ford ride!"
"Just because I like my Ford doesn't mean I don't appreciate the finer things in life, like carbs."
"Behind every great man is a Ford. Probably breaking down."
"Ford: Where the 'U' in 'Us' means Unstoppable!"
"Life is too short to drive a boring car. So drive a Ford and have a blast!"
"A Ford builds character – especially when it breaks down!"
"Everything I own is in this Ford and that includes my hopes and dreams."
"My Ford doesn’t let me down. It just brings me back to reality with a thud."
"The only thing that can compare to a good joke is the ride in a Ford – both give you a thrill!"
"Some people are born to drive Fords. Others are just lucky enough to be able to afford one."
"What goes around comes around – unless you’re driving a Ford, then it goes in reverse!"
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"A Ford is like a good friend: always there when you need them, but occasionally needs some TLC."
"The best adventures start when you turn the key in your Ford."
"You know you're in good hands when your Ford starts making funny noises, but you still love it anyway."
"Driving a Ford: the adventure starts with laughter and a little bit of engine noise!"
"If your Ford breaks down, don't worry. It just wants to stretch its legs!"
"I have a very simple philosophy. I get up in the morning and it’s going to be a great day. Unless I have to drive a Ford."
"If it ain’t a Ford, it ain’t worth drivin’!"
"I put a Ford sticker on a Lamborghini and say it’s a sports car."
"A Ford is not just a car, it’s a lifestyle choice. Just a really bad one."
"Ford: Because driving a lemon just doesn’t cut it."
"You know what Ford stands for? Found On Road Dead!"
"Why did the Ford cross the road? To break down on the other side."
"Buy a Ford; we’ll make sure you get to see the mechanic on a first-name basis!"
"The only time a Ford isn’t 'on the edge' is when it’s parked at the mechanic’s."
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"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a Ford, and that's sort of the same thing. Just wait for the repairs!"
"My Ford is like my jokes – it misses the point most of the time."
"The best part of owning a Ford? Tell everyone else that you have one!"
"What’s a Ford enthusiast’s favorite game? Mechanic Simulator!"
"Ford: The only car that can make the sound of falling apart a musical note."
"What do you call a Ford with a flat tire? A 'donut' car – just gets you to the nearest donut shop!"
"If cars could talk, Ford would be the one saying, 'Where’s the nearest garage?'"
"I drive a Ford for the sake of adventure… and frequent mechanic visits!"
"Ford: Guaranteed to take you places – whether that's the road or the tow yard!"
"I like my cars like I like my humor: Full of surprises… and breakdowns!"
"The only reason my Ford gets me to work is because I always leave early for the repairs."
"Why do Ford drivers always carry a notebook? In case they witness a 'Recall!' event!"
"Ford makes good cars for people who enjoy ‘quality time’ with the mechanic."
"I love my Ford – it teaches me patience every time it stalls!"
"Driving a Ford is like a roller coaster ride – unpredictable and full of ups and downs!"
"Ford: When you want to add adventure to your life every time you turn the key."
"I’d recommend a Ford to my worst enemy – just for the laughs!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a Ford, and that's pretty close."
"Ford is a car that has always helped people feel too old for their age."
"The only thing better than driving a Ford is driving a Ford with the windows down and the music up."
"Why did the Ford break up with the Honda? Because it found someone who can really 'drive' it crazy!"
"A Ford can’t cure a hangover, but it can take you to the place where you can."
"You know you're driving a Ford when you almost forget the rest of the world exists."
"What do you call a Ford with a flat tire? A Ford-not!"
"Owning a Ford is like a rollercoaster without the line. Just thrilling and full of ups and downs!"
"Ford: Because sometimes you need to remind your buddies how much fun getting lost can be."
"They say Ford owners are more adventurous. I say it's just because our GPS needs an upgrade!"
"Every time someone insults my Ford, a mechanic gets a new BMW."
"I told my Ford it was time to switch it up. Now it's a versatile hodgepodge of rust and character!"
"If life gives you lemons, trade them for a Ford."
"The best part of driving a Ford is when the engine purrs like a kitten-- a very furry, loud kitten."
"Ford: Because sometimes, getting stuck in traffic can be the highlight of your day."
"By the time the other cars catch up, Ford drivers are on to their next adventure."
"You can't spell 'Ford' without 'Fun'. At least that’s what I tell myself during that road trip!"
"Owning a Ford means always having someone to grumble about when it doesn’t start."
"They say never trust a car with celebrity endorsements, but I'll take Ford's word for it!"
"Why did the Ford refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a bad deal!"
"If cars were food, a Ford would be a hearty meal – substantial, reliable, and occasionally spicy!"
"Ford drivers know that the journey is more than just the destination; it's also about the laughs along the way!"
"Forget therapy; owning a Ford is simply a way of venting your frustrations on the open road."
"With a Ford, every drive is an opportunity for a funny story at the next dinner party."
"Only a Ford can make even rush hour feel like a joyride."
"I could never be a politician. I had my moments of glory, but they were always followed by moments of absurdity."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and the Ford Pinto."
"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be a Ford man."
"I've got a simple philosophy. I'm all for it."
"You can’t be in politics and be thin-skinned."
"If I had to run for president a third time, I’d do it from a Ford dealership."
"When I’m out and about, I often ask people: ‘Are you a Chevy or a Ford person?’"
"We must move ahead, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."
"The future’s not ours to see; it’s in a Ford or a Chevrolet."
"You’ve got to have a sense of humor. If you don’t, life will be dull and boring."
"My days as a Ford man have been filled with joy and excitement."
"Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening."
"A government that cannot preserve its own history cannot preserve its own future."
"You can’t make a recipe without breaking a few eggs—especially at Ford."
"The bull is back and he’s got a Ford."
"You know it's time to go when you start breaking things that weren’t even in your way."
"I’ve got a three-step plan to getting through anything: mercy, forgiveness, and a Ford truck."
"We’re not just creating jobs, we’re creating Ford jobs."
"If we’re not successful, it won’t be because we didn’t try, it’ll be because we drove a Ford!"
"The secret to a happy life? Drive a Ford and laugh a lot."
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the mileage, especially in a Ford."
"Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to ride in your Ford."
"Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence, preferably from a Ford."
"Look, I’m not saying I’m superman, but I do have a Ford."
"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you can’t fool a Ford."
"You can’t be as smart as your car, but if your car is a Ford, that might not be a problem."
"If you think Ford is a bad brand, just wait until you drive an import!"
"I have a Ford, and it’s my advice that every American should own one – and an American should own two!"
"Fords are like my ex-boyfriends: rough around the edges but can get you where you need to go."
"My Ford and I have a love-hate relationship; mostly hate, but I still love how it gets me places."
"The best part about owning a Ford is that no one can accuse you of being too flashy."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the left side of a Ford!"
"Ford: The only brand that makes you feel like a cowboy in a city full of sheep."
"When life gives you lemons, just put them in your Ford's trunk and drive away!"
"Owning a Ford is like having a pet: they make you smile, but they can drive you crazy!"
"Why don't Ford owners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding that noise!"
"I told my mechanic I broke my Ford, and he laughed; apparently, that’s a common problem."
"Putting your money into a Ford is like investing in a comedy show – you’re bound to see something funny!"
"Ford, where the engine is strong and the punchline is even stronger."
"What do you get when you cross a Ford with a clown? A joker with an engine!"
"I drive a Ford because life’s too short to take my car too seriously!"
"Ford drivers are like comedians; they always have a story about breaking down!"
"If laughter is the best medicine, then owning a Ford is guaranteed to keep you laughing!"
"Ford: where the warranty is as short as the owner's attention span!"
"Why did the Ford break up with its owner? It just needed more space to roam!"
"Behind every great Ford is a baffled owner wondering how to fix it."
"Owning a Ford is like telling a joke: timing and a little luck go a long way."
"Ford isn't just a car; it's a joke that keeps on giving!"
"Sometimes I wonder if my Ford contains more humor than horsepower."
"What did the Ford say to the traffic cone? 'This isn't my lane!'"
"There are two types of cars in the world: those that are Fords and those that wish they were!"
"Getting a Ford is like casting a comedian in your movie; it might not win awards, but it’s going to be memorable!"
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