134 result(s) for Funny Farewell Quotes For Coworkers.
"I'm excited to be moving on, but I promise to not let my new coworkers have as much fun as I had with you all."
"Don't worry about me. Worry about who will steal your lunch now that I'm gone!"
"It’s been a great ride — let’s hope my next one has fewer reports!"
"Remember, the only thing better than working with you is not working with you!"
"I’m leaving to pursue my dream of not working at all."
"You will always be in my heart, but it’s time to let my bank account be in my hands."
"Thanks for all the fish! I’m going to miss you all more than I can adequately express with just a strange metaphor."
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"Goodbye everyone! I know you’ll survive, but just remember who made this place tolerable."
"I’m off to retire. More like retire from this job and continue my career as a professional napper!"
"I hope you don’t miss me too much — but if you do, just remember to cry quietly!"
"As I leave, remember: my inbox is still empty, so don’t even think about sending me any work!"
"Don’t think of it as my farewell. Think of it as an extended lunch break — I just won’t be back!"
"I’m not saying goodbye; I’m just calling it a ‘see you later’… possibly from a couch with snacks."
"The only thing I learned at this job is that I really enjoy having a job where I can leave it!"
"While you’re all slaving away, I will be enjoying lunch at 11 a.m. Cheers to that!"
"I’m off to have a constant ‘take your daughter to work day’ with my couch!"
"It’s hard to say goodbye when we’ve shared so many memories — especially the ones in the break room!"
"Goodbye, coworkers! You’ll find I’m outstanding in my field — just not in this one anymore."
"I’m leaving this job for a better one… but mainly because my couch misses me."
"Farewell! May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short."
"Time to spread my wings and fly... or just sit on the couch and binge-watch my favorite shows."
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"Quit your job? Now why would I want to do that when I can just change my mind and start working from home in my pajamas?"
"I’m not leaving, I’m just going to work remotely from my beach chair!"
"Farewell, coworkers! I’ll miss you... like I miss working late on Fridays!"
"The great thing about a farewell is that it opens the door for checking out early on Fridays!"
"You won't have to worry about me; I’ll be testing all my new nap strategies!"
"I can't believe I’m leaving. Who else is going to keep you all in line?"
"Goodbye, everyone! I'll be thinking of you as I take my next nap."
"Thanks for all the memories. I’ll miss you... except for the part where I have to actually work."
"It's time to leave. My coffee cup runneth over... with joy!"
"I’ll miss you all, but my couch misses me more!"
"I’m not saying goodbye, I’m just going to get a better job where I can nap more."
"I’d like to thank my internet connection for always being there for me during my time here."
"Goodbye, coworkers. Now you’ll finally know how to operate the coffee machine!"
"I’m off to pursue my lifelong dream of not working!"
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"Remember, if we run into each other later, act like you don’t know me!"
"It’s been great working with you. Don’t worry, I won't be far – I’ll just be in my PJs."
"I’m leaving you all in charge of the snack shelf. Good luck!"
"So long, and thanks for all the fish... and for all the snacks from the break room!"
"I hope the next person who sits in my chair understands the great power of the office chair swivel!"
"I can finally say it: I’m going to miss the gossip, but not the work!"
"It's time to move on, like my paperwork that I never finished."
"Well, this is awkward. I’ll miss interrupting your meetings."
"Goodbye, and remember – if anyone asks, I was the best worker here!"
"If anyone has a joke about leaving work, please share it. I’m all ears!"
"I’m leaving this job, but I’ll never leave the memories of your hilarious work-from-home outfits!"
"As I leave, I want you to remember: workplace pranks were my specialty!"
"Don’t worry about me. I’ll be just fine – probably better than the office plants!"
"As I depart, just remember – I was the best excuse for skipping meetings!"
"Goodbye, everyone! I’ll be working remotely... forever."
"I appreciate every one of you, but let’s be real, I’m mostly going to miss the snacks."
"Farewell! I’m leaving you all in charge of the snack cabinet – I trust you!"
"I’d say it was a good run, but let’s be honest, it was mostly snack breaks!"
"I’m going to miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts. But hey, I’ll take those with me too!"
"It's hard to say goodbye to someone who's always stealing your pens."
"Goodbye! I’m really going to miss you, even if you never actually let me borrow your stapler."
"I hope your next job is half as fun as working with you was. Actually, make that one-tenth!"
"Good luck finding a coworker as awesome as me. Just kidding! You’ll never find another one like me!"
"You’re leaving? But I just got used to your constant coffee breaks!"
"I’d like to say that I’m proud of you for leaving… but mostly, I'm just jealous!"
"Remember, you can’t escape your coworkers forever. We’ll find you on LinkedIn!"
"I’ll miss our daily fights over the thermostat setting the most!"
"Keep in touch—or at least send me free samples of your new company’s products!"
"Don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me. I still have no idea how you managed to keep your job this long!"
"May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short!"
"Goodbye and good luck! Just remember, wherever you go, you’ll always be the ‘new person’."
"I’ll miss you like a Monday misses a sleep-in!"
"As you leave, just remember: you were the best distraction I ever had!"
"Farewell! May your new colleagues be as weird as us!"
"I can’t believe you’re leaving. Who will I send all my complaints to now?"
"Goodbye! I hope your next job is filled with less drama than ours was!"
"You might be leaving, but I’ll always have the office snack stash as a reminder of you."
"Don’t forget us when you become famous. We were there when you learned how to fix the printer!"
"Congrats on your new job! I hope you find all the hidden snack cabinets there too!"
"I’m really going to miss your face. It’s my favorite office decoration!"
"May your desk be clear, but your new coworkers remain clueless!"
"I can’t believe you’re ditching me for a new job. I’ll never find another coffee buddy!"
"Farewell! Let the adventure begin, preferably one that includes snack breaks!"
"Just remember, the office won’t be the same without your terrible jokes!"
"You’re leaving? Great! Who’s going to clean up after my mess now?"
"It's hard to say goodbye to a coworker who has been such a great friend. But now, you might finally get to see just how many coffee breaks you can take without me around!"
"Goodbye! I hope your next job doesn't involve so much caffeine!"
"I'm not saying you're the worst coworker ever, but no one will miss you as much as the office plants. Goodbye and good luck!"
"I can't believe you're leaving! Who will I complain about the boss to now?"
"Time to say goodbye! Remember to bring donuts to your new office so they'll love you as much as we do."
"We're really going to miss you! But it just means more cake for us at the farewell party."
"Good luck in your new job! May your coffee be strong and your emails be short."
"You're leaving? Who's going to laugh at my terrible jokes now? Goodbye and keep smiling!"
"It’s not goodbye, it’s just ‘see you at the next company party where I’ll definitely crash.’"
"Don't think of it as leaving. Think of it as going on a permanent unpaid vacation!"
"Goodbye, and may your next job treat you as well as we did—unless you had to steal my lunch, then just forget everything I said!"
"You’re leaving us? Who’s going to share all the workplace gossip now?"
"Farewell, and remember: any job is better than this one... except mine!"
"Keep calm and don't forget to send postcards from your new office!"
"Wishing you all the best! Just remember, this is the one office where you can still wear pajamas on video calls."
"We’ll miss you more than coffee in the morning! Don't forget us when you're famous!"
"In the words of the great philosopher Homer Simpson: ‘Job? What job?’,"
"Goodbye, and may you never have to deal with a printer jam again!"
"You can leave this office, but you’ll always carry a piece of HR with you!"
"Farewell, coworker! Your desk is now going to be a lot tidier without your junk on it!"
"I don't want to say goodbye, but just think of the hours you will gain back in your life by not hearing Jim's stories!"
"Saying goodbye is tough, but at least we won’t have to share the last piece of cake!"
"Goodbye! I hope your new coworkers appreciate your unique talent for avoiding meetings!"
"It’s been fun working with you! Don’t forget to invite us to your winning lottery party!"
"As you leave, remember: ‘The grass is always greener on the other side’ – unless it's the grass outside this office!"
"We can’t believe you’re leaving! Who will we blame when the copier breaks now?"
"Go leap into your next adventure! Just don’t forget to pack your sense of humor!"
"The best part about being my own boss is that I get to make my own hours, and I choose to work 25 hours a week. Bye-bye, coworkers!"
"I can't believe I'm leaving this amazing place — I've finally made it to the top of the ladder...and by that I mean I’ve become the top excuse maker!"
"It’s not goodbye, it’s just a ‘see you later’... at happy hour!"
"I'm leaving this job for a new one where my first task will be to work out how much I will miss free coffee."
"I’m excited to start a new chapter, and by that I mean I’m finally leaving the story where I had to wake up early!"
"Goodbye coworkers! Don't worry, I'll be posting about my new office on social media so you can be jealous!"
"Don't worry, I won't forget you and all the coffee breaks we had together — especially the ones I took while you were working!"
"My new job has a 'no pet talk' policy. What’s the point in that? I guess I won't be able to talk to anyone!"
"Cheers to all the great times we've had! Let’s hope my new coworkers are as crazy as you all!"
"I love my job but I’m also ready to love the idea of doing absolutely nothing — I’m officially retired!"
"Remember, it’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the coffee breaks!"
"Thank you all for understanding that my 3 o'clock meetings were really just naps in the conference room!"
"I'm not saying I'll miss you, but I will definitely miss complaining about you!"
"Quitting this job felt like jumping out of a plane — only much less terrifying… and with free snacks!"
"I’ll be thinking of you all as I sit back sipping my margarita on the beach. So long, suckers!"
"If you need me, I’ll be somewhere without a desk..."
"I think we should all have a party to celebrate my departure... and then I’ll bail before the cleanup!"
"I promise to keep in touch, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my new life of leisure!"
"I’m not saying I’m never coming back, but if I do, it’ll be for the free cookies!"
"It’s time to say goodbye to my favorite coworkers...and to my favorite excuses for not working!"
"Goodbye everyone! I’ve met my limit of awkward small talk. It’s time for a fresh start!"
"What’s that they say? 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because I won’t be here to steal your lunch!'"
"You’re all going to miss me so much that it’s practically unfair to leave you!"
"It's not the end; it's just my next opportunity to nap!"
"As I leave, remember: If you can’t be replaced, you can be ignored!"
"Thanks for all the memories and the occasional moments of productivity!"
"I’m off to pursue my dream of becoming a professional napper. Wish me luck!"
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