126 result(s) for Funny Dog Tag Quotes.
"I’m not a dog, I’m a fur baby!"
"My human thinks I’m the cutest!"
"I work hard so my human can have a better life."
"Professional napper."
"I woof you very much!"
"My mom says I'm kind of a big deal."
"I’d rather be chasing squirrels!"
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"If you’re reading this, you’re too close."
"Barking is how I say hello!"
"Too cute to be on a leash!"
"I don’t always bark, but when I do, I prefer to be loud."
"Adopted and spoiled rotten!"
"Wag more, bark less!"
"Sniff first, ask questions later."
"I’m not fat, I’m fluffy!"
"If it involves food, count me in!"
"I came, I saw, I woofed."
"Life’s too short to be a boring dog."
"Eat, play, love."
"Keep calm and love dogs."
"My tail is wagging, what’s your excuse?"
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"I'm kind of a big deal... in my own mind."
"I prefer to be treated like royalty."
"Is it snack time yet?"
"Let’s go for a walk... or a nap, I’m flexible."
"My dog's not fat, he's just easy to see!"
"If you don’t like dogs, you’re not my kind of people."
"I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong, especially when I’m with my dog."
"My dog is my co-pilot."
"I’d rather be home with my dog."
"Everyone thinks they have the best dog. None of them are wrong."
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
"Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen."
"The only thing better than having you as my husband is our dog having you as his dad."
"I can't understand why you can't leave your dog at home like a normal person."
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"My dog is the reason I get up every morning... really early... to let him out."
"When nothing goes right, go for a walk with your dog."
"The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera."
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
"I think my dog is the best dog in the world, and we don't even need to discuss it."
"If I had a dog as ugly as you, I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backward."
"Life is too short to just have one dog."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"Dogs leave paw prints on your heart."
"Keep calm and love your dog."
"All you need is love and a dog."
"It's not the dog in your life, it's the life in your dog."
"You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it."
"My other dog is a cat."
"I’m really a cat person in disguise."
"Bark less, wag more."
"If you don’t like dogs, you’re barking up the wrong tree."
"I have a dream that one day my dog will be as famous as me."
"Dogs are my favorite people."
"Life is ruff; throw me a bone."
"I’m pawsitively awesome!"
"I’m not lazy, I’m on dog time."
"Get your paws off me!"
"Squirrel! (Warning: may chase at any moment.)"
"Beware of dog kisses!"
"Fetching is my cardio."
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and bark a lot!"
"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take... I’ll be watching you."
"I’ve got a bone to pick with you."
"Wag more, bark less."
"Adopt a dog, you’ll be barking up the right tree!"
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"I may be small, but I’m paws-itively adorable!"
"Life's too short to stay ruff!"
"Dog hair is my glitter."
"Every dog is a lion at heart."
"I love my dog more than I love most people."
"I prefer my dog’s company to most humans."
"I’m not fat, I’m just a little husky."
"If I like you, can I keep you?"
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
"You had me at woof."
"I’m just here for the treats."
"I woof you to the moon and back."
"Paw-sitively priceless!"
"My humans are the ones on a leash."
"Barking is my cardio."
"I’m just a pup with a big bark."
"Beware of the Dog: He’ll steal your heart."
"Leave me alone, I’m watching dog videos."
"My dog is my favorite comedian."
"I’m a pawsitive thinker."
"I’m not spoiled, I’m just well-loved."
"I’m the reason we can’t have nice things."
"Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience. Woof!"
"The more people I meet, the more I love my dog."
"Who rescued who?"
"I’m not just a pet, I’m a member of the family."
"My mom says I'm special. She might be right!"
"Happiness is a wagging tail."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the dog park."
"I’d bark all day if you let me."
"I live to fetch. And fetch I shall!"
"You had me at 'treat'."
"Every day is 'Take Your Dog to Work' Day."
"My dog is smarter than your honor student."
"I’m just here to hang out with my human."
"I woof you!"
"This is my dog’s house; I just pay the mortgage."
"I don’t always bark, but when I do, it’s at 3 AM."
"My dog is not spoiled; I’m just well-trained."
"If you don’t like dogs, you’ve never met mine."
"I’d rather be in the dog park."
"Caution: Dog can’t hold its licker."
"Dog hair is my favorite accessory."
"Life’s short. Spoil your dog."
"I’m not fat; I’m just a little husky!"
"My therapist has fur and four legs."
"I’m barking mad!"
"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take… I’ll be watching you."
"I’m just a dog in a human world."
"This dog may be small, but my attitude is bigger!"
"I’m the reason the dogs can’t have nice things."
"My dog doesn’t shed; he’s just helping to create a warm, fuzzy environment."
"Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog."
"I’m only here to chase squirrels."
"My dog’s only flaw is not being a cat."
"Stop petting me and nobody gets hurt!"
"All you need is love... and a dog!"
"Bark if you love treats!"
"I’m here to steal your socks!"
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