122 result(s) for Funny Christmas Ornament Quotes.
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know."
"Dear Santa, I can explain!"
"Nothing like a little Christmas spirit to make you believe in the magic of the season!"
"There are two ways to spread Christmas cheer: One is singing loud for all to hear. The other is shopping."
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick — even when you’re home."
"If you don't believe in Santa, you get underwear."
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go; take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again."
"You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
"I told Santa you were good this year. He hasn’t stopped laughing since."
"Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."
"A Christmas tree isn’t just decorations; it’s a great excuse for how unorganized my life is."
"I have a little elf in me. I’m a little bit of a grump, but I always bring the holiday spirit!"
"There’s no place like home for the holidays… unless you can be in Hawaii. Then, there’s no place like home for the holidays!"
"Some people are worth melting for."
"Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!"
"Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart… and your stomach!"
"I’m not saying I’m Santa, but I have gone a long time without being seen in public."
"How do you know when Santa's around? You can always sense his presents!"
"Christmas can be a time of reuniting with family, eating food you don’t normally eat and enjoying company you usually avoid!"
"If you think that you are going to be busy during the holidays, just wait until you see December 26!"
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"Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind."
"It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Everywhere you go."
"I love how Christmas is a time when you can wear ugly sweaters and call it festive."
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red."
"Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year."
"Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat sweets out of socks."
"I put so much thought into my holiday shopping – but then I realize it's just a scam to fill landfills."
"What I really want for Christmas is for my kids to stop asking me for stuff."
"There are a lot of things that Christmas is, but it's definitely not a time to be serious."
"Nothing is as sincere as a Christmas sweater."
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus."
"Christmas is a magical time of year… but it can also be a chaotic one, especially in the ornament aisle!"
"I told Santa I wanted a unicorn, but I think I’ll settle for the funny Christmas ornaments instead!"
"My favorite ornament is the one that reminds me of how bad I am at wrapping gifts."
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"Christmas ornaments: the magical accessories that turn a tree into a banquet of memories."
"Keep calm and hang the ornaments."
"The tree may be fake, but the holiday spirit sure isn’t!"
"The trouble with Christmas is that it’s so darned jolly, sometimes I need to sit down and eat a cookie."
"Every ornament tells a story. Mine are just slightly taller than yours."
"Dear Santa, I can explain… it’s the ornaments that made me do it!"
"My ornament collection is a reminder of how well I can spend money without a plan."
"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me – a chance to hang up all the funny ornaments!"
"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."
"If it doesn’t involve chocolate, Christmas is going to come with a funny ornament instead!"
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... everywhere you go, you can find ornaments that are just a little bit ugly."
"The ornament is the cherry on top of the Christmas tree, or maybe the quirky cousin that everyone loves."
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home."
"My Christmas tree isn't a tree until it has been thoroughly decorated with family history and a dash of chaos."
"An ornament a day keeps the holiday stress away!"
"Christmas is a state of mind. And an ornament on the tree is its ambassador."
"Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You’re getting clothes and a dictionary this year."
"Why was the Christmas ornament so bad at playing secrets? Because it was too transparent!"
"Although I am convinced my Christmas lights are small aliens, they do make my ornaments shine brighter."
"You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger!"
"Keep calm and hang your ornaments high!"
"Some ornaments are like old friends; they bring back memories and occasionally get tangled up in your life."
"Christmas is the only time of year where it’s acceptable to stuff your face with junk food and have zero regrets."
"There’s no place like home for the holidays... unless there’s a Christmas ornament that needs to be hung up."
"If you think that your ornaments already look good, wait until you place them in a cat’s line of sight."
"Decorating the tree: the most glorious and chaotic tradition of Christmas."
"The most valuable ornaments on the tree are often the ones we made ourselves."
"You can't be unhappy at Christmas if you have a good sense of humor... and wacky ornaments."
"I told my ornaments they could hang out together this year; they decided to form a union!"
"Just remember, some ornaments get more ridiculous with age, and it’s not just the Christmas ones."
"This year, we’re hanging memories on the tree instead of ornaments; they cost less and don’t break!"
"If you have to hang an ornament that your kids make, hang it proudly; it’s a masterpiece of chaos!"
"Every Christmas tree should have at least one ornament that makes everyone go, 'What on earth?!'"
"Christmas is like a deck of cards; you need a good hand of ornaments to play it well."
"Every Christmas my motto is clear: hang it all up and let the sparkle do the talking!"
"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
"It's the most wonderful time of the year!"
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
"Nothing says holidays like a cheese log."
"I told my kids Santa is using the same technology as the NSA to keep track of them."
"A Christmas tree is a decorative tree, usually an evergreen conifer, that is associated with the celebration of Christmas."
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husbands."
"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Just like the ones I used to know."
"At Christmas, all roads lead home."
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered."
"I don’t care how much it costs, I want a Santa that gives me a lapdance every Christmas."
"I was going to be a mime, but I decided to be a mall Santa instead—better money and more laughs."
"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with—like a holiday ornament."
"The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this Christmas!"
"Dear Santa, I can explain…"
"It’s one of those holiday seasons where I feel I’m on Santa’s nice list for eating an entire fruitcake."
"A Christmas tree is a lovely tree, but a little on the sharp side."
"There are some people who are not wrapped up in the Christmas spirit, they are just wrapped up!"
"Just saw a reindeer cross the road. He must be a bit 'ho-ho-hungover' from the holiday party last night!"
"If a fat man puts you in a bag, don't worry; I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!"
"You’re on the naughty list. So am I. We should hang out!"
"Some people are going to leave cookies for Santa; I'm leaving a note saying be careful what you eat!"
"May the best gift at Christmas be your family. If that doesn't work, at least the holiday cookies do!"
"I put so much more thought into my Christmas ornaments than I do into my presents."
"My favorite part of Christmas is decorating the tree. I like to throw the ornaments on, and the rest of the family can figure out where they go."
"Christmas ornaments are like our family – some are ugly, some are beautiful, and most are a little cracked."
"I don’t always decorate a Christmas tree, but when I do, I prefer to use ornaments that make everyone laugh."
"Christmas ornaments: because sometimes ‘most wonderful time of the year’ needs a little humor!"
"I love these Christmas ornaments! They really light up my life… and my tree!"
"I told Santa I wanted a funny ornament this year. He must have misunderstood, because I got my mother-in-law’s picture instead."
"Every Christmas tree deserves a little humor – that’s why I hang all my bad puns on it."
"If my Christmas tree isn’t slightly embarrassing, am I really doing it right?"
"I wonder if our Christmas ornaments feel self-conscious about their age too."
"The most important ornament on the tree? The one that makes you chuckle when you see it!"
"Nothing says Christmas like an ornament shaped like a pickle. Seriously, look it up."
"Christmas trees are like us, they’re a little quirky and they laugh at their ornaments."
"I can't help but giggle when I see these ornaments. Are they here to bring cheer or confuse Santa?"
"The secret to a great Christmas tree: throw in a few ornaments that make everyone say, 'What were they thinking?'"
"I love finding ornaments that either crack me up or make me shake my head in disbelief."
"Santa’s workshop must be a riot if these ornaments are any indication of the humor up there!"
"Christmas is the only time of year when I can hang a rubber chicken on my tree and call it decoration."
"Christmas ornaments are like jokes – the more unexpected, the better!"
"Some ornaments are traditional – others just want to be the life of the party."
"When in doubt, hang a silly ornament and let it do the talking this Christmas!"
"A Christmas tree isn’t complete without a few ornaments that spark a smile."
"I’ve decided my Christmas motto: The more ridiculous the ornament, the better the holiday spirit."
"Rudolph may have led the sleigh, but I’m the one leading with the ridiculous ornaments!"
"Behind every beautiful Christmas tree is a family trying to hide their shoddy ornament collection!"
"The best thing about Christmas ornaments is the stories behind them. Most involve laughter!"
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