127 result(s) for Funny Biology Quotes.
"Biology is the only science where multiplication means the same thing as division."
"Without biology, life is just chemistry."
"If it weren’t for biology, we’d all be ultra-processed single-cell organisms."
"You can't trust atoms; they make up everything!"
"Cells are like tiny factories and they are pretty good at their jobs."
"Biology is living history."
"I’m not saying that I’m the best at biology, but I’d do photosynthesis just to see the light."
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"Aren't we all just a bunch of molecules buzzing around?"
"In life, we’re all like cells; growth is mandatory, but change is optional."
"To err is human; to really mess up, you need a microscope!"
"Why are biology books so happy? Because they have so many cell-fies!"
"You think you’re above biology? Just remember, you are made up of cells too!"
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell... and also my excuse for needing a nap."
"It’s hard to put into words what makes biology so special. Let’s just say I feel a 'cell' connection!"
"Life is like a DNA strand; it has twists and turns, but it always comes back to the main double helix."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. Just like a cell at metaphase!"
"You know you're a biology major when your idea of a good time is a microbial culture."
"Why did the biology teacher break up with the chemistry teacher? There was no chemistry!"
"If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one to hear it, does it still bark? Biological questions can be tricky!"
"Did you hear about the biologist who had a mid-life crisis? He started studying mitosis… he's going through a division!"
"Whenever I think of evolution, I just can’t help but think: what’s the point of wearing a tie?"
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"Biologists have a way of looking at life that makes it seem a little more... cellular."
"Biology is the art of the measurement of living systems."
"Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays? Because they can finally wear their genes!"
"Funny how two organisms can share a genome yet still be so different — like twins living their own lives!"
"I think we have to throw biology out the window."
"Life without cells is like a car without wheels."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"Just because you're not sick doesn’t mean you’re healthy."
"What’s the best way to study biology? By going cell-fie!"
"To be or not to be, that is the question. To be a cell, that is the solution!"
"I have a love-hate relationship with biology. I love it, but it does not love me back!"
"The brain consists of a series of electrical impulses, but sometimes I think it just gathers dust."
"You are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a legend."
"If all the world is a stage, I want to operate the trap door."
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"No one needs a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"It’s hard to be a scientist if you keep forgetting your variables!"
"According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution. According to biology, it’s a problem!"
"I went to a biologist's funeral. He was all dressed up in his genes."
"When I die, I want my remains to be buried in a field, so I can be part of the ecosystem."
"Genetics are like a real-life game of chance, but that's how we roll!"
"If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the solvent!"
"Biology lessons are like hard drives; you need to clear some space to learn new things."
"You can observe a lot just by watching, particularly in the realm of biology."
"Most scientists are addicted to chemical compounds, but I prefer to get high on life!"
"My love for biology is cellular... it has roots!"
"Evolution is clever, but it doesn’t have a dime-store IQ!"
"In molecular biology, success is 90% preparation and 10% knowing how to clean up the mess."
"If you've got it, flaunt it. If you have it in the gene pool, let it swim!"
"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division."
"If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight."
"Anatomy is destiny."
"I’m not sure how to say this without sounding like a complete nerd, but I think biology is fascinating."
"The cell is the basic building block of all living things, except for the double helix, which is two living things.(Just kidding!)"
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"We have enough youth; how about a fountain of smart?"
"Biologists are not bound by any one method but are still held together by a shared understanding that all the things that we know make sense in the context of biology."
"There’s no need for a 3-hour documentary on whether or not dolphins are smarter than humans. They are, and we all know this."
"I have a great mind to believe in only what I can see. But in biology, you see only what you want to see."
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that’s not the main point."
"There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who love animals and those who don’t yet know how to love animals."
"Biology is the science. Evolution is the concept that makes biology unique."
"I told a chemistry joke – there was no reaction."
"Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!"
"Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!"
"To be a scientist, one must have a statistical mind – not only for analyzing data but for living life."
"Microbiology: The smallest science with the biggest implications."
"Why was the biology book so hard to understand? It had too many cells."
"What did one biologist say to another? 'We should get together and do some cell division!'"
"Nature is the greatest artist. Every petal, leaf, and branch has its own style."
"If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, do the ants still dissect it?"
"Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? They had no chemistry."
"Biology is a field where the more you know, the more questions you ask."
"I am convinced that the only way to be happy is to line up what you do with what you love."
"Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division."
"I’m a biologist. I create like a mathematician and fetch data like an engineer."
"Don't be so quick to judge. How would you feel if you found out you were a part of the nuclear strong force?"
"If the biologist's definition of life includes reproduction and metabolism, how can bacteria be considered alive?"
"Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions!"
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that’s not the reason we are doing it."
"If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your mother told you to."
"Microbiologists have the best culture."
"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms here.' The mushroom replies, 'Why not? I’m a fungi!'"
"You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!"
"Never trust a scientist who doesn’t have a sense of humor; they might be genetically modified."
"Life is like a box of petri dishes: you never know what's going to grow."
"Biologists do it in culture."
"I used to be a biologist, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
"We all know that light travels faster than sound; that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound? Ask a biologist; they're used to hearing things no one else does."
"Biology: the study of living things; or as we like to call it, the study of things that can't stay still."
"The one who does not have humor in science is nothing but a clone."
"What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes!"
"Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!"
"Biology is the study of life – and all its nonsense."
"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t!"
"How did the biologist explain their job? 'I divide and multiply cells for a living!',"
"Biologists are the sailors of the cosmos; we study the waves of life."
"The only thing that can be worse than wet hair is wet lab equipment."
"In science, there are no shortcuts. Except when you accidentally take your samples through the drive-thru."
"Biology is the only science in which multiplication counts as division."
"I’m a biologist, but I think in pictures. So, I guess I’m a little bit of a visual learner."
"The human brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
"Why is it so hard to study for Biology? Because you always have to keep the cells in order!"
"If you can't explain it to a six-year-old, you don't understand it yourself."
"I told my biology teacher I couldn't see DNA. He told me to get out of his class."
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
"Biology is the best science because it’s always changing, and you can show your work."
"DNA is like a computer program but far, far more advanced than any software ever created."
"If we could get each individual to act in their own interest, the whole would rise."
"You have to be odd to be number one."
"Organisms can only be extraordinarily simple or extraordinarily complex, never ordinary."
"In science, there are no shortcuts to truth."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Without biology, you'd have no chemistry, and without chemistry, you wouldn't be breathing."
"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."
"Sometimes I go through the motions of being a biologist, but the truth is I just enjoy the jokes."
"If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done."
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"I'm on the patch to health; my yeast infection is almost gone."
"A cell phone is a biological tool - I'll send my genetic messages!"
"Life is like a cell: sometimes you need to divide to multiply!"
"The differences between men and women are biological, and they are why we can’t leave our socks on the floor."
"I wanted to be a biologist, but I realized I might be in over my head."
"Learning biology is like finding your way through a messy kitchen."
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