100 result(s) for Funny Best Friend Quotes.
"A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"True friendship is when you walk into their house, and your Wi-Fi connects automatically."
"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there. Best friends are like the moon; you can always count on them to light up the dark."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much."
"I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you. But whatever I did, it was definitely worth it."
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"Sometimes, being with your best friend is all the therapy you need."
"We’re like those old cartoons that were so funny nobody even remembers the plot."
"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than alone in the light."
"Best friends don’t mind taking the blame when you do something stupid."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps!"
"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."
"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."
"If you and I were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life jacket... I would miss you so much."
"We’ll be the ones they talk about in therapy."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though they know that you are slightly cracked."
"I don’t know what I did to deserve a friend like you, but I’m still trying to figure it out."
"Best friend: someone you can only be stupid with."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends."
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"If you’re going to be weird, be weird with me."
"You know you’re friends when you can be weird together."
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."
"I’d take a bullet for you. Just not in the face."
"Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there – unless they’re late."
"I hope we're friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends."
"We’re the type of people who laugh at our own jokes."
"A best friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you, even when you’re fooling everyone else."
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together."
"You are my favorite notification."
"Best friends are the ones who bring out the best in you, even if it means bringing out the worst in you."
"True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together."
"A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you."
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"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just stand there in silence."
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the best friends last like the stars in the sky."
"It's not that we spend five days a week together. It's that we don't have to be nice to each other every single day."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything you need."
"I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"We'll be the ones everyone else will be talking about."
"You don’t need a therapist if you own a dog. I’m convinced of that. You just need a best friend who is as crazy as you are!"
"Best friends are the people you can be a complete idiot with."
"Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s a million little things."
"If goofing around with you is my job, I don’t want to work a day in my life."
"Friends who slay together, stay together."
"I can’t imagine a world without you, and that’s kind of scary."
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile... and then we’ll be new friends."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything you’ll ever need."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone."
"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick like a tattoo."
"The best way to get rid of a friend is to make them laugh too hard and take their breath away."
"You know you’re best friends when you can sit in silence and still have the best time."
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much."
"A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again."
"There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll gladly laugh at you."
"You’re my favorite reason to lose my mind."
"I was an innocent being, then my best friend came along."
"If being stupid was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence."
"Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"We’ll always be friends because you know too much."
"A true friend is someone who is there for you when they’d rather be anywhere else."
"We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will be there to catch you. After I stop laughing."
"A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are."
"We’ll always be friends because you’re the greatest kind of crazy."
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."
"You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang."
"I would walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room. Well, not too humid, because my hair..."
"Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
"Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel the need to point it out."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but best friends last like an octopus on your face."
"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"A best friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again."
"Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket… I would miss you so much."
"I don’t let anyone be my best friend unless they know the lyrics to my life’s soundtrack."
"Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and tears."
"You are my person. I will never let you go."
"Best friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re there."
"Me and my best friend can communicate just with sarcasm."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
"A best friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"Sometimes, being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a body."
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