102 result(s) for Funny Anniversary Quotes.
"Being married is like having that one person you can annoy for the rest of your life."
"I still fall for you every day... just with a little less enthusiasm."
"Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore."
"Our relationship is like a fine wine, it gets better with age... and gives us a headache sometimes."
"You're my favorite notification."
"I love you even when I'm hangry, and that's saying a lot."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person... well, maybe with a little break in-between."
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"Love means never having to say, 'Where's the remote?'"
"An anniversary is a reminder of why you love and married this person... so be prepared for a day full of surprises!"
"Love is being stupid together."
"I still do, I still will."
"You still give me butterflies... but probably because you don't do the dishes."
"I vow to always love you... even during football season."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly... always sticky, always together."
"Love is being stupidly, crazily, ridiculously better together."
"A successful marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it truly know what goes in it."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."
"Like a fine wine, our marriage just keeps getting better... until it turns into vinegar."
"In every marriage, more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage."
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
"Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on X-rays but you know it's there."
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"I thought I was normal until I met you. Then, I realized we're both pretty weird and I like that about us."
"True love is spending one day getting married... and the rest of your life feeling glad you did."
"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
"Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction."
"Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is remembering to take out the trash."
"A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day."
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."
"Happiness is anyone and anything at all, that's loved by you."
"You are my today and all of my tomorrows."
"Love is a game that two can play and both win."
"A successful marriage isn't the union of two perfect people. It's that of two imperfect people who have learned the value of forgiveness and grace."
"Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
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"Being married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited."
"Love is being stupid together. That's why I married you!"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
"Cheers to another year of tolerating each other!"
"Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
"Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... a life sentence."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly. Let's stick together for another year!"
"Marriage is like a roller coaster. Sometimes you close your eyes and hold on for dear life, and other times you scream with excitement."
"A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity."
"Husbands are a lot like fine wine. They get better with age... or just give you a headache."
"Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. And sometimes two brains that are completely clueless."
"Marriage: a legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them part."
"Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener."
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. And in marriage, it takes a whole lot of both!"
"Happy anniversary! Let's stay weird together forever."
"A successful marriage is one where both partners understand that 'I do' actually means 'I will always love you'."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with hearts and diamonds, but if you're not careful, you could end up with a club and a spade."
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
"A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."
"The best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, it's two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you'll wish you had a club and a spade."
"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
"The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'"
"A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"Love is not having to remember your wife's birthday... but then also not forgetting it."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity."
"There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage."
"The perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other."
"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."
"Marriage is a like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
"You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without."
"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."
"Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them."
"A good marriage is the union of two forgivers."
"Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works and the wife shops!"
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I'm glad I chose my cellmate wisely."
"Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life."
"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"I'll love you even when we're old and wrinkly."
"Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"Love is a grave mental disease."
"A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
"An anniversary is a reminder as to why you love and married this person."
"To stay in a marriage, you have to constantly fall in love many times, always with the same person."
"Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash."
"Love is the same as like, hopefully, with your initials..."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband."
"Nothing says 'Happy Anniversary' like an agreement to spend the rest of your lives together."
"Our anniversary is just a momentary celebration, but our marriage is a timeless one."
"I love you more than yesterday but less than I will tomorrow."
"Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
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