112 result(s) for Funny 80’s Quotes.
"This is a great day for a great day!"
"I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is."
"I’m having an existential crisis for breakfast."
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
"Just because you’re a character doesn’t mean you have character."
"The truth is out there."
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."
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"The name's Bond. James Bond."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"You had me at 'hello'."
"Why so serious?"
"It's not a tumor!"
"You’re gonna need a bigger boat."
"Just say no."
"Like totally awesome!"
"You have to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'. Well, do you, punk?"
"There’s no place like home."
"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
"They’re here!"
"I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up."
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"You can't stop the beat!"
"What are you going to do, dance? Because that's what I think of you. A dancer!"
"I’m like a superhero with no powers or motivation."
"We’re all in this together. Except for Bob."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"I’m too old for this. I'm too young to be this miserable."
"The '80s were a decade of excess—as in, I wore too much hairspray."
"This is not a test; this is rock and roll!"
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
"I’m having an out-of-body experience, and I’m not even there."
"My imagination is my best friend and my worst enemy."
"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
"I was always taught to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder to find people older than me."
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"Being grown up is like being a kid, only black and white."
"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do."
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
"I've learned that if you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying."
"I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you."
"I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy!"
"You can’t handle the truth!"
"I’m so excited! And I just can’t hide it!"
"There’s a fine line between stupid and clever."
"We’re not in Kansas anymore."
"I pity the fool!"
"I coulda been a contender."
"You’re going to need a bigger boat."
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
"I’m not going to let this ruin my whole weekend."
"Gag me with a spoon!"
"It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited."
"Boom goes the dynamite!"
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
"I’m a pepper, you’re a pepper."
"Jazz is not dead. It just smells funny."
"I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV."
"You’re aunt and your uncle could be a couple."
"It’s just a bunch of Hocus Pocus!"
"Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?"
"I’m not sure what the future holds, but I’m gonna keep on doing it until it’s over!"
"Life stinks!"
"You’re a nerd, and I’m a nerd, and that’s just fine by me!"
"If you’re going to be a bear, be a grizzly!"
"I’m just a kid, and life is a nightmare!"
"I can't believe I still have to say this. You are not allowed to wear a fanny pack!"
"You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, punk?"
"I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend."
"I bent my wookie!"
"It’s good to be the king!"
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"
"I'll have what she's having."
"Remember, there's no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke."
"I’m Batman!"
"Greetings, my excellent brethren!"
"The secret of my success? I just stay in my pajamas all day!"
"I dare you to say that again!"
"It’s not a tumor!"
"I coulda been a contender!"
"The bigger the hair, the closer to God!"
"I feel the need—the need for speed!"
"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
"That was then, this is now."
"You can't handle the truth!"
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
"I’m having an old friend for dinner."
"It’s alive! It’s alive!"
"Life stinks."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"We're not in Kansas anymore."
"You had me at hello."
"It’s a madhouse! A madhouse!"
"We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"To infinity and beyond!"
"I’ll be back."
"I’m king of the world!"
"You had me at ‘hello’."
"Wax on, wax off."
"Sometimes you’ve got to say, ‘What the f***!’"
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er!"
"This is your brain on drugs."
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
"I’m ready to party!"
"I’ve made a huge mistake."
"If you build it, he will come."
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