128 result(s) for Animal House Quotes.
"You f***ed up, you trusted us!"
"This is my life! You’re ruining it!"
"We’re not thirsty; we’re just trying to enjoy a moment of silence."
"You can’t be too careful these days. You’ve got to pay attention!"
"What’s the matter, Flounder? You don’t want to be in this class? It's fun!"
"You have to remember, the past is a foreign country. They do things differently there."
"Don't panic! Just think of all the good you’ve done."
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"The only thing we have to offer is our better selves."
"I hope you all enjoyed my little show."
"You know what you did? You let a girl into your life! You let some woman walk around in your head for free!"
"You’re a shambles! You know that?"
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog."
"This is not a test! This is rock and roll!"
"You will return your used cans and bottles to the appropriate receptacles."
"Give me a break!"
"I am so glad I showed up for this!"
"If I am not going to be in your life, then you need to at least allow me to be in your head!"
"You guys are my best friends. You are what I am all about!"
"The time is right to rip a hole in the universe!"
"We're all gonna die!"
"You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. With us, it’s all over!"
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"They’re on a collision course with disaster!"
"It’s time to roll the dice again!"
"We better hang in there; it’s going to be a wild ride!"
"You're a goddamn disgrace!"
"It’s not my fault you don’t have the ability to think in abstract terms!"
"Go, you turkeys!"
"You can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You gotta live your life!"
"We’re not just going to sit around and wait for the bad things to happen!"
"They’re not going to take me alive!"
"What is it with you? You're like some kind of weird animal!"
"You know, I think we’re gonna have a party."
"I don’t have to take this abuse from you. I’ve got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me."
"You’re going to be a big hit with the ladies!"
"The situation is fluid."
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"You guys are crazy!"
"This is a college town. You’re gonna make your friends and then you’re gonna screw them over."
"You can’t go through life like this. Just thinking about how you’re gonna get through one day to the next."
"I am your relative, your brother, your friend… and I’m going to make you do my bidding!"
"Hey, you guys, you’ve got to help me. I’m in trouble!"
"What are we gonna do, boys?"
"You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"You’re either part of the problem or part of the solution."
"I think this situation calls for a little strategy."
"This is what you want to be doing right now!"
"Hey, mind if I take a look at your food?"
"You are going to be an important player in this whole scheme of things."
"We’re going to do this for the glory of our fine institution!"
"What a long strange trip it’s been."
"If I were in charge, we’d be on time!"
"We're not just going to snatch them up from the air. We've got to give them a little boost."
"It’s not a party until something gets broken!"
"You can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You have to learn from them and move on!"
"This is my frat house. Those are my rules. You’re not a little boy anymore. You're a man!"
"You know, you’re not going to get away with this. This isn't a sin — this is a crime!"
"To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business, and your business in your heart."
"You guys are going to get caught! And if you don’t, you’re going to feel so guilty about it, you’re going to need therapy for the rest of your lives!"
"I’m not going to let you die! You’re gonna be just fine. You’re gonna survive this!"
"You’re going to miss me when I’m gone. You’re going to realize that I was the life of this party!"
"What is this? A center for ants?"
"I gave my heart and soul to the liberal arts!"
"A few of my favorite things: beer, girls, and rock and roll!"
"I am a zit. Get it?"
"The time for action is now! The time for talking is past!"
"If we were socks, we’d be a matched pair!"
"You can’t hold a man down without staying down with him."
"You’re going to need a bigger bucket!"
"Your tests are in and you're all failures!"
"You can't be me, I’m not you!"
"The only thing we’re good at is being a bad influence."
"Find the time to have fun!"
"This is going to be the best year ever!"
"You’ll bark at the moon, but you’ll die with a smile."
"Don’t let the man keep you down."
"We are the people that the people warned you about."
"It’s time to start living life in the fast lane!"
"We’re not gonna take it anymore!"
"You can’t be too careful on a day like today."
"Sorry, I’m not really into it this morning."
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."
"Food fight!"
"It's all in the game, the game of life."
"You know, you should really get a haircut."
"If you don't have a good reason, then you don't even know what you need to do."
"You can't let the building burn down without your help!"
"This is your time. Go out and make it happen."
"Which one of you is a real man?"
"You picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue."
"See, I told you it wasn't a joke."
"What are you going to do, kill me?"
"You know, I love to party!"
"Let me get this straight. You want me to go back to school?"
"You have to make your own fun."
"It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you place the blame."
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
"It's a lifestyle."
"You see, you can't have a party without a rager."
"We are the Lord's and we are the party, too!"
"I can't believe I'm doing this!"
"The world is your oyster. Go get the pearls!"
"What’s the point of being in a fraternity if you can’t party?"
"You can’t spend your whole life in the past, you’ll never get anywhere."
"It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get."
"I gave my heart and soul to this sport. I’m not going to let some degenerate frat boy ruin my concentration."
"You know, it’s all about the game. And, like, you know, the party or whatever."
"What we’ve got here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
"You’re a goddamn disgrace!"
"This is going to be the best night of your life!"
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"You know, we could get in a lot of trouble for this."
"I’m a zit. Get it?"
"We're not going to take it anymore!"
"Toga! Toga!"
"It's a great day for a massacre."
"We're going to be a part of something big!"
"We can’t let the man keep us down!"
"This is a serious, serious class. The history of the world is full of people like you."
"You’re not going to college to follow the rules. You're going to get down and dirty!"
"A pledge pin is not a tattoo!"
"You have no idea how much I sacrifice for this fraternity!"
"Let's make this a night to remember!"
"You know what you’re gonna need? A beer."
"This is going to be the best party of the year!"
"The house has been approved!"
"We're on a mission from God."
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
"There’s no way I’m letting you off easy on this one!"
"If you're not making waves, you're not kicking hard enough."
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