123 result(s) for Funny Banana Quotes.
"Bananas are a great way to make you feel a-peeling!"
"I find bananas so a-peeling!"
"Just peel it, don’t overthink it!"
"A day without laughter is like a day without bananas."
"Life is full of ups and downs; just hang in there like a bunch of bananas!"
"You know you’re bananas when you can’t stop talking to your fruit!"
"If you’re feeling blue, just grab a banana and smile!"
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"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!"
"A banana a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is a bad fruit!"
"Banana for scale!"
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a banana!"
"Can you imagine a world without bananas? It would be very un-peel-ievable!"
"No one wants to see your sad face, just peel and smile!"
"What did the banana say to the apple? You’re a-peeling too!"
"I’m not a banana, I’m a berry! Just kidding, I’m totally bananas!"
"When you’re feeling down, just think: ‘What would a banana do?’"
"Banana is the most popular fruit because it always has a great bunch!"
"Why aren’t bananas ever lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!"
"Let’s make like a banana and split..."
"What do you call a banana that gets all the girls? A ‘fruit’ magnet!"
"Bananas: when you need a-peeling friends and potassium!"
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"I don't want to be a peach. I want to be a banana."
"You know you're banana when you start giving them as gifts."
"Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!"
"Bananas are a great source of potassium and laughter."
"If you have a banana in one hand and a gun in the other, you can do anything!"
"I peel my bananas in the order in which they are presented to me."
"Life is like a banana. You know, hard on the outside but soft on the inside."
"When you slip on a banana peel, it's a reminder to have a sense of humor about life."
"Don't worry if plan A doesn't work out; there are 25 more letters in the alphabet, including B for banana!"
"Never trust a banana. They all have a peel!"
"That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for a banana!"
"You can’t make a smoothie without breaking a few bananas."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!"
"Bananas: the perfect food for scale escalation!"
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"I like bananas because they are not quite as slippery as fish."
"A banana a day keeps the doctor away... or at least makes a funny situation!"
"There’s something about bananas that makes me feel alive!"
"What’s a banana’s favorite gymnastic move? The splits!"
"You know you’re getting old when the banana starts to look good."
"Did you hear about the banana who went to the party? He was a-peeling!"
"I was going to tell a banana joke, but it’s too a-peeling."
"Banana bread might just be the best reason to live!"
"Bananas make everything more fun!"
"If life gives you lemons, trade them for bananas!"
"Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!"
"Bananas are a great source of potassium, but they are also one of the funniest fruits around!"
"I’m bananas for you!"
"Just like bananas, I’m ripe for mischief!"
"If you don't like bananas, you're just not peeling the right way."
"A banana a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough."
"There’s nothing wrong with being a little bananas!"
"I told my banana to go to bed – but it just wouldn't split!"
"Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid. Especially when you try to peel a banana with your eyes closed."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a banana."
"I’m all about that banana life!"
"Bananas: the only fruit that can care and make you laugh at the same time!"
"What do bananas say when they pick up the phone? Yellow!"
"The only reason I eat bananas is so that I can say, 'I’m going bananas!'"
"You gotta be a little bananas to get through life!"
"I think my phone is broken; it’s not banana-rang!"
"A banana peel is a serious hazard, but it can give you a good laugh!"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? 'Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!'"
"Going bananas is a state of mind!"
"Why was the banana so upset? He found out he wasn’t a-peeling to anyone!"
"Eat one banana and you're a genius; eat two and you're crazy!"
"Banana split? Only if the joke’s good enough!"
"Bananas are the only fruit that’s both fruity and nutty at the same time!"
"Why did the banana cross the road? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
"I'm bananas for you!"
"Bananas are the only fruit I want to see in a smoothie!"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s not even a girl!"
"If bananas had a self-help book, it would be titled 'Let It Peel!'"
"A banana a day keeps the doctor away... if the doctor is a bad doctor."
"Why was the banana so sad? It saw the salad dressing!"
"I went to buy a new bed, and they gave me a banana. I guess it was a 'bed banana'!"
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Kind of like a banana!"
"Bananas: the only fruit that truly addresses your peelings."
"Look, everybody! I'm a banana!"
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose... unless you’re eating a banana!"
"Just because you’re a banana doesn’t mean you can’t reach for the stars!"
"Life is like a banana; you only have to peel it once!"
"Keep calm and eat a banana."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for bananas!"
"Why are bananas never lonely? Because they all hang out in bunches!"
"Bananas are like love; they may bruise, but they still taste sweet!"
"I’m not saying I’m a banana expert, but I have been known to split."
"Bananas may not solve all your problems, but they can certainly make you smile!"
"I once met a banana who told me it was great at stand-up comedy. Turns out, it just liked to slip!"
"I don’t always eat bananas, but when I do, I make sure to have a laugh!"
"What do you call two bananas on the floor? Slippers!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but I say it's a banana split!"
"What's yellow and always gets in the way? A banana!"
"How does a banana answer the phone? Yellow!"
"Feeling down? Just remind yourself you’re a-peeling!"
"Banana puns are the best kind of humor; they're a-peeling!"
"I’m bananas for you."
"Bananas are the most popular fruit, so they must be doing something right!"
"Don’t worry, be happy! Just like a banana!"
"I’m going bananas!"
"You drive me bananas!"
"Keep calm and eat bananas."
"Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!"
"I told my banana to be more positive, but it just kept peeling away!"
"Just a bunch of bananas, having a good time!"
"I find that working with bananas is fun—it's always a-peeling!"
"Bananas are like friends: they all peel out at different times."
"What do you call two banana peels? Slippers!"
"You can’t make everyone happy—you're not a banana!"
"Banana: the only fruit that can mystify in terms of how it is eaten."
"If you want to see a banana peel out, all you need is a slip of the foot!"
"Split team: Bananas and ice cream do it best!"
"Life is full of ups and downs, but bananas are always sweet!"
"Bananas can't even tell time; they just go 'ape' when it is time to be eaten!"
"You’re so bananas! But I think I like you!"
"Go ahead and be picky. Bananas give you that right!"
"Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs!"
"Life is a banana, peel it well!"
"Bananas are the naughtiest of all fruit—always going bananas!"
"Taking life a peelin’ at a time!"
"There’s nothing like a freshly peeled banana to start my day!"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
"You can’t trust people who don’t like bananas; they’ll definitely slip up somewhere!"
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