Memorable Beverly Hillbillies Quotes

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"I ain't got the heart to tell them they ain't gonna make it in Beverly Hills."
Granny Clampett
"The Beverly Hillbillies can't get past the 'howdy' part."
Jethro Bodine
"We're rich! We got money, and we got property; we got everything but sense!"
Jed Clampett
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a pretty good imitation of it."
Granny Clampett
"I’m gonna make you wish you were never born!"
Jethro Bodine
"I can't believe we're living in Beverly Hills. It's like a dream!"
Ellly May Clampett
"You know what? I think we may be starving to death around here!"
Granny Clampett
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"This is where rich people live? It ain't all that!"
Jethro Bodine
"If I ever get out of this place, I'm gonna tell everybody how the other half lives!"
Jed Clampett
"Ain't it great we got money? I mean, look at all the things we can do!"
Elly May Clampett
"I could use some help with my Granny; she's lost her marbles!"
Jed Clampett
"Beverly Hills, it sounds fancy, but I bet they still need a good barrel of hog lard!"
Granny Clampett
"You gotta be a whole lot smarter than the average bear to live around here!"
Jethro Bodine
"A rich man ain't no better than the poorest man, 'specially when he's got no family."
Granny Clampett
"I swear, the next time I see a car, I’m gonna start looking for a road!"
Jed Clampett
"They say money can’t buy class. I say it can't buy cornbread either."
Granny Clampett
"Before I met y'all, I didn't know what a real family was!"
Elly May Clampett
"You know how to get over a hill? You climb it!"
Jethro Bodine
"It's hard to find good help when you're as rich as we are!"
Jed Clampett
"I'm the smartest one in the family, and that's saying something!"
Jethro Bodine
"Money's easy to come by, but family is forever!"
Granny Clampett
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"I love this place! Just like the moon and stars have come down to Earth."
Elly May Clampett
"With riches come responsibilities. That’s what I always say."
Jed Clampett
"When you're rich, you realize nobody knows how to cook a proper meal anymore!"
Granny Clampett
"Well, doggy!"
Jed Clampett
"I'm richer than I ever was when I was a poor man!"
Jed Clampett
"I reckon I'll have to put my foot down!"
Jed Clampett
"This is a big piece of property, but it ain't all that much."
Granny
"Somebody's watchin' me!"
Jethro Bodine
"I'm gonna be a brain surgeon."
Jethro Bodine
"You know, I ain't got no time for 'em come and go women folks. I'll just stick with my money."
Jed Clampett
"We got ourselves a real nice place here in Beverly Hills."
Ellie May Clampett
"I'm as happy as a pig in slop!"
Granny
"If this don't beat all!"
Granny
"I do declare, I'm gonna make me some biscuits!"
Granny
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"You can take the boy out of the hills, but you can't take the hills out of the boy."
Jed Clampett
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."
Jed Clampett
"There's more money where that came from!"
Jed Clampett
"Life in Beverly Hills is alright, but it ain't home."
Ellie May Clampett
"I tell you, they don't make deals like they used to."
Jed Clampett
"Why, I wouldn't have done that for a million dollars!"
Granny
"Ain't that something?"
Jethro Bodine
"This is the most fun I've had since I chased the chickens around last summer."
Granny
"There's a great future in plastics!"
Mr. Drysdale
"I never met a problem I couldn't solve!"
Mr. Drysdale
"I got a feeling that this place is gonna make us all rich!"
Jed Clampett
"It's about time we took this family to the top!"
Ellie May Clampett
"We're nothing but a bunch of simple folks!"
Jed Clampett
"Beverly Hills, here we come!"
Jed Clampett
"It's a hard life livin' with so much money!"
Granny
"I can zap them with my brains!"
Jethro Bodine
"They got their fancy cars, but we got our family!"
Ellie May Clampett
"Y'all come back now, ya hear?"
Granny (Daisy May Moses)
"Well, doggies!"
Jed Clampett
"You know what I think? I think we oughta go and see for ourselves!"
Jethro Bodine
"I’m rich! I’m so rich I don’t even care if I’m a hillbilly!"
Jed Clampett
"That’s what I like about you, you’re so rugged."
Ellie May Clampett
"We ain't got but a couple of rules around here: Work hard and help your neighbors."
Jed Clampett
"There’s a big difference between a hillbilly and a redneck."
Granny (Daisy May Moses)
"I’m gonna go out there and catch me a big ol’ catfish!"
Jethro Bodine
"I love you, you old coot!"
Granny (Daisy May Moses)
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes you comfortable while you’re being miserable."
Jed Clampett
"This is a family show, and families have their little quirks."
Jed Clampett
"I may be a hillbilly, but I’m a hillbilly with taste!"
Granny (Daisy May Moses)
"I think it’s just a matter of time before I take a ride in one of these fancy cars."
Jethro Bodine
"Just because we have money now doesn’t mean we have to change who we are!"
Jed Clampett
"You can take the boy outta the hills, but you can’t take the hills outta the boy!"
Jed Clampett
"You know what makes me feel good? A big ol’ plate of biscuits and gravy!"
Granny (Daisy May Moses)
"Every time I think I’m getting ahead, something happens to set me back!"
Jed Clampett
"It’s not about where you are, it’s about who you’re with."
Ellie May Clampett
"I love my family, and I love spending time with them."
Jed Clampett
"This is the most fun I’ve had since we won the lottery!"
Jethro Bodine
"If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to make cornbread!"
Granny (Daisy May Moses)
"That’s just the way we do things around here."
Jed Clampett
"Ain't nothin' wrong with a little good old-fashioned country livin'."
Granny (Daisy May Moses)
"What we need is a good ol' family reunion!"
Jed Clampett
"Even a hillbilly deserves a little luxury now and then!"
Jed Clampett
"I reckon I can learn how to fit in with the high society folks! "
Jethro Bodine
"At the end of the day, it’s about family and love."
Jed Clampett
"Well, dog my cat!"
Jed Clampett
"I’m just a poor mountaineer, barely keeping my family fed."
Jed Clampett
"This is my kind of town!"
Granny
"You goin' to bury me, or are you just gonna sit there and gawk?"
Granny
"I got a hankerin' for some good eatin'."
Granny
"We can take care of ourselves."
Ellie Mae Clampett
"Well, I’ll be! If that ain’t a cute little ol’ car!"
Granny
"This is a conservative business."
Jethro Bodine
"There’s a difference between being a hick and being a hillbilly."
Jed Clampett
"Ain't that somethin'?"
Jed Clampett
"You betcha I’m proud of my heritage!"
Ellie Mae Clampett
"Money don’t make the man."
Jed Clampett
"I’d like to see you try to hog-tie your own wife."
Jethro Bodine
"I ain't givin' up my freedom for nobody!"
Granny
"Happiness is like a breeze, it comes and goes."
Jed Clampett
"We’ll make a deal; I won’t mess with your pig, and you won’t mess with my money."
Jethro Bodine
"Don’t let them city folks fool you."
Granny
"You know what they say: 'A penny saved is a penny earned.'"
Jed Clampett
"If it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all."
Jed Clampett
"I reckon we’ll make it through just fine."
Jed Clampett
"Them country folk are just the best!"
Ellie Mae Clampett
"Don’t you worry! We’ll take care of her."
Granny
"I can drive just fine, thank you!"
Jethro Bodine
"The best things in life can’t be bought."
Jed Clampett
"Oh, that’s just city talk."
Granny
"You can’t rush art!"
Jethro Bodine
"Well, dog my cats!"
Jed Clampett
"We're just a bunch of good ol' folks living in our little old shack."
Granny
"I ain't no farmer, but I can sure tell a haystack from a needle."
Jed Clampett
"There's a heap of difference between bein' rich and bein' wealthy."
Jed Clampett
"Put down that gun, you know how I feel about firearms!"
Granny
"We got us a big ol' pile of money, and I still ain't done nothin'!"
Jed Clampett
"I tell ya, I ain't never seen a place with so many fancy folks!"
Jed Clampett
"We ain't no snobs, we just got some money."
Elly May Clampett
"Stop your chatterin' and listen to your old Granny!"
Granny
"If it don't work out, I can always go back to fishin'."
Jed Clampett
"Well, ain't that just the way? You try to be a good citizen, and look what happens!"
Jed Clampett
"There ain't no hillbillies like us, we're a special breed!"
Elly May Clampett
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes it easier to be miserable."
Jed Clampett
"You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy."
Jed Clampett
"I'm just tryin' to make a livin' without livin' so high!"
Jed Clampett
"Fame's just a word, but family's forever."
Granny
"When I was a youngun', we didn't have all this here fancy stuff."
Granny
"Well, slap my face and call me silly!"
Elly May Clampett
"Now that's something I never thought I’d see."
Jed Clampett
"I don't take nothin' for granted; every day is a gift."
Jed Clampett
"It ain't right to judge folks by where they come from."
Jed Clampett
"Heck, I could've been a millionaire without ever leavin' the holler!"
Jed Clampett
"You can't get ahead in this world unless you work hard, and I sure do!"
Jed Clampett
"Sometimes, I wonder if money's more trouble than it's worth."
Jed Clampett
"Beverly Hills is a mighty strange place for a good ol' boy like me!"
Jed Clampett
"You can't judge a book by its cover, and you can't judge a hillbilly by his overalls."
Jed Clampett
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