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"I ain't got the heart to tell them they ain't gonna make it in Beverly Hills."
"The Beverly Hillbillies can't get past the 'howdy' part."
"We're rich! We got money, and we got property; we got everything but sense!"
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a pretty good imitation of it."
"I’m gonna make you wish you were never born!"
"I can't believe we're living in Beverly Hills. It's like a dream!"
"You know what? I think we may be starving to death around here!"
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"This is where rich people live? It ain't all that!"
"If I ever get out of this place, I'm gonna tell everybody how the other half lives!"
"Ain't it great we got money? I mean, look at all the things we can do!"
"I could use some help with my Granny; she's lost her marbles!"
"Beverly Hills, it sounds fancy, but I bet they still need a good barrel of hog lard!"
"You gotta be a whole lot smarter than the average bear to live around here!"
"A rich man ain't no better than the poorest man, 'specially when he's got no family."
"I swear, the next time I see a car, I’m gonna start looking for a road!"
"They say money can’t buy class. I say it can't buy cornbread either."
"Before I met y'all, I didn't know what a real family was!"
"You know how to get over a hill? You climb it!"
"It's hard to find good help when you're as rich as we are!"
"I'm the smartest one in the family, and that's saying something!"
"Money's easy to come by, but family is forever!"
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"I love this place! Just like the moon and stars have come down to Earth."
"With riches come responsibilities. That’s what I always say."
"When you're rich, you realize nobody knows how to cook a proper meal anymore!"
"Well, doggy!"
"I'm richer than I ever was when I was a poor man!"
"I reckon I'll have to put my foot down!"
"This is a big piece of property, but it ain't all that much."
"Somebody's watchin' me!"
"I'm gonna be a brain surgeon."
"You know, I ain't got no time for 'em come and go women folks. I'll just stick with my money."
"We got ourselves a real nice place here in Beverly Hills."
"I'm as happy as a pig in slop!"
"If this don't beat all!"
"I do declare, I'm gonna make me some biscuits!"
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"You can take the boy out of the hills, but you can't take the hills out of the boy."
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."
"There's more money where that came from!"
"Life in Beverly Hills is alright, but it ain't home."
"I tell you, they don't make deals like they used to."
"Why, I wouldn't have done that for a million dollars!"
"Ain't that something?"
"This is the most fun I've had since I chased the chickens around last summer."
"There's a great future in plastics!"
"I never met a problem I couldn't solve!"
"I got a feeling that this place is gonna make us all rich!"
"It's about time we took this family to the top!"
"We're nothing but a bunch of simple folks!"
"Beverly Hills, here we come!"
"It's a hard life livin' with so much money!"
"I can zap them with my brains!"
"They got their fancy cars, but we got our family!"
"Y'all come back now, ya hear?"
"Well, doggies!"
"You know what I think? I think we oughta go and see for ourselves!"
"I’m rich! I’m so rich I don’t even care if I’m a hillbilly!"
"That’s what I like about you, you’re so rugged."
"We ain't got but a couple of rules around here: Work hard and help your neighbors."
"There’s a big difference between a hillbilly and a redneck."
"I’m gonna go out there and catch me a big ol’ catfish!"
"I love you, you old coot!"
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes you comfortable while you’re being miserable."
"This is a family show, and families have their little quirks."
"I may be a hillbilly, but I’m a hillbilly with taste!"
"I think it’s just a matter of time before I take a ride in one of these fancy cars."
"Just because we have money now doesn’t mean we have to change who we are!"
"You can take the boy outta the hills, but you can’t take the hills outta the boy!"
"You know what makes me feel good? A big ol’ plate of biscuits and gravy!"
"Every time I think I’m getting ahead, something happens to set me back!"
"It’s not about where you are, it’s about who you’re with."
"I love my family, and I love spending time with them."
"This is the most fun I’ve had since we won the lottery!"
"If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to make cornbread!"
"That’s just the way we do things around here."
"Ain't nothin' wrong with a little good old-fashioned country livin'."
"What we need is a good ol' family reunion!"
"Even a hillbilly deserves a little luxury now and then!"
"I reckon I can learn how to fit in with the high society folks! "
"At the end of the day, it’s about family and love."
"Well, dog my cat!"
"I’m just a poor mountaineer, barely keeping my family fed."
"This is my kind of town!"
"You goin' to bury me, or are you just gonna sit there and gawk?"
"I got a hankerin' for some good eatin'."
"We can take care of ourselves."
"Well, I’ll be! If that ain’t a cute little ol’ car!"
"This is a conservative business."
"There’s a difference between being a hick and being a hillbilly."
"Ain't that somethin'?"
"You betcha I’m proud of my heritage!"
"Money don’t make the man."
"I’d like to see you try to hog-tie your own wife."
"I ain't givin' up my freedom for nobody!"
"Happiness is like a breeze, it comes and goes."
"We’ll make a deal; I won’t mess with your pig, and you won’t mess with my money."
"Don’t let them city folks fool you."
"You know what they say: 'A penny saved is a penny earned.'"
"If it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all."
"I reckon we’ll make it through just fine."
"Them country folk are just the best!"
"Don’t you worry! We’ll take care of her."
"I can drive just fine, thank you!"
"The best things in life can’t be bought."
"Oh, that’s just city talk."
"You can’t rush art!"
"Well, dog my cats!"
"We're just a bunch of good ol' folks living in our little old shack."
"I ain't no farmer, but I can sure tell a haystack from a needle."
"There's a heap of difference between bein' rich and bein' wealthy."
"Put down that gun, you know how I feel about firearms!"
"We got us a big ol' pile of money, and I still ain't done nothin'!"
"I tell ya, I ain't never seen a place with so many fancy folks!"
"We ain't no snobs, we just got some money."
"Stop your chatterin' and listen to your old Granny!"
"If it don't work out, I can always go back to fishin'."
"Well, ain't that just the way? You try to be a good citizen, and look what happens!"
"There ain't no hillbillies like us, we're a special breed!"
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes it easier to be miserable."
"You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy."
"I'm just tryin' to make a livin' without livin' so high!"
"Fame's just a word, but family's forever."
"When I was a youngun', we didn't have all this here fancy stuff."
"Well, slap my face and call me silly!"
"Now that's something I never thought I’d see."
"I don't take nothin' for granted; every day is a gift."
"It ain't right to judge folks by where they come from."
"Heck, I could've been a millionaire without ever leavin' the holler!"
"You can't get ahead in this world unless you work hard, and I sure do!"
"Sometimes, I wonder if money's more trouble than it's worth."
"Beverly Hills is a mighty strange place for a good ol' boy like me!"
"You can't judge a book by its cover, and you can't judge a hillbilly by his overalls."
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