116 result(s) for Bar Quotes.
"Whiskey is liquid sunshine."
"There is no such thing as too much love, or too much wine."
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
"I can't have a beer! I'm on a diet!"
"To alcohol! The cause of—and solution to—all of life's problems."
"There’s nothing like a good whiskey to make you feel at home."
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"A good container is like a good friend: it holds your thoughts and shares your joy."
"The first rule of a bar: If you can’t remember how you got there, it’s time to go home."
"Cheers to all the years spent with spirits in hand!"
"My drinking team has a bowling problem."
"Life is too short to drink cheap wine."
"Cerveza. It’s Spanish for beer."
"To be happy, you must be drunk."
"I’ve never seen a bar fight that’s worth getting involved in."
"Bourbon is like a hug in a glass."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I drink because I’m in a bad mood. Sometimes I drink because I’m in a good mood."
"A glass of wine a day keeps the therapist away."
"Friends don't let friends drink bad wine."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
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"I think the best way to think about the best cocktail is, it’s about connection."
"A bartender is just a waiter with a persisting gift for alcohol."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"Never trust a man who doesn't drink."
"There are two kinds of people: those who love to go to bars and those who need to go to bars."
"I never met a drink I didn’t like."
"The best way to enjoy drinking is to drink before you’re thirsty."
"A bar is better than a therapist."
"That's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too."
"When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink."
"I always take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila."
"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
"Live like a king, drink like a jester."
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"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'"
"The glass is half full—or half-empty, depending on how thirsty you are."
"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Cheers to all the good times, memories, and friends we've lost along the way—may they forever be in our hearts and our mugs."
"Drinking wine is just a more sophisticated way of drinking water."
"At the end of the day, your feet should be dirty, your hair messy, and your eyes sparkling."
"I’m on my last bar stool and I’m afraid to get up."
"The bar is a great place to be, as long as you’re not the bartender."
"At the bar, the only thing that matters is what’s in your glass."
"A good friend will help you move; a great friend will help you move a body."
"All the good times are just a beer away."
"There’s no such thing as a bad drink; some drinks are just better than others."
"I drink because I’m thirsty. I love to drink."
"The best beer in the world is the one you have in your hand."
"I’ve never met a beer I didn’t like."
"Good people drink good beer."
"The only thing better than singing is more singing."
"Life is brew-tiful."
"I like my beer like I like my violence: domestic."
"There is no such thing as a bad whiskey; some whiskeys just taste better than others."
"In wine, there is truth."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"A meal without wine is like a day without sun."
"Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles."
"The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"We’re all in this together—so let’s get a drink."
"When in doubt, drink it out."
"May your glass be ever full, may the skies above be blue, may your friends be true, and may each day bring you happiness too!"
"One martini, two martini, three martini, floor."
"Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"The best beers are the ones we share with friends."
"I could not possibly comment on my drinking habits, as I’m too busy drinking."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"I drink because I want to be the person I could have been."
"I only drink to make other people interesting."
"There's nothing wrong with being a little bit drunk; it’s how you find out who you really are."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"If I had to give up either alcohol or sex, I would choose sex."
"Beer: because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine."
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"The only thing I like better than talking about drinking is drinking."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor, and a smooth cocktail never made a great bartender."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."
"I only drink to make other people more interesting."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"There are things that are so serious you have to laugh at them."
"A man walks into a bar with a roll of asphalt under his arm and says, 'A beer for me and one for the road.'"
"In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria."
"I drink because I’m bored, I drink because I’m lonely. I drink… because I want to be a sentimental idiot."
"This is the most expensive thing I’ve ever owned, but I think I’m ready for the cost of living."
"People who drink light beers are doing it because they are ugly and they wish to be beautiful."
"I like my beer like my women: from aowed to bottle."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"There is no bad beer. Some are better than others."
"I’m not a drinker, but I’ll drink any time someone offers me a drink."
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"A good friend will always be there to hold your hair back when you're sick and offer to buy you a drink when you’re not."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"I'm not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go hours without touching a drop."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health, wealth, and happiness."
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"I drink therefore I am."
"What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and companionship?"
"There’s no place like home, except for a bar."
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink."
"A bar is a place where people drink and talk, and sometimes they do both at the same time."
"If you think about it, a bar is just a classy coffee shop. You just have to think away the coffee."
"At a bar, no one notices you’re alone when you have a drink in hand."
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