125 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Flowers.
"I love flowers. They are all so beautiful and unique, yet they all seem to bloom at the wrong time."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m just a flower, but I can’t smell you!"
"I'm a flower child trapped in a suburban adult body."
"Life is a flower, and love is the honey."
"If a man can’t appreciate the beauty of a flower, he’s not worth your time!"
"I just want to be a decent human being — and a better flower!"
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito near a bouquet."
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"Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love... and flowers!"
"Some people are like flowers. They bloom where they are planted and some just wilt and complain."
"You can’t make a flower bloom faster by pulling on its petals."
"Have you ever noticed that the people who are not grateful are not as pretty as the flowers?"
"Why did the flower take a break? It needed to recharge its petals!"
"Don’t let a flower’s beauty fool you; it’s just as capable of growing in the cracks of concrete as it is in the sunshine."
"Love is like a flower; you have to let it grow, just not too much or it takes over the garden!"
"What did the flower say to the bee? Buzz off, I’m in a blooming mood!"
"The only thing I throw back is a flower bouquet, from a guy who doesn’t like hydrangeas!"
"A flower in the hand is worth two in the bush... if you're not allergic!"
"If you let a flower grow too fast, it might blossom into a lopsided petal! Slow down!"
"What is the flower’s favorite instrument? The tuba, because it has a lot of ‘bloom’ in it!"
"The best time to plant a flower was yesterday. The second best time is now. And hey, once you dig, you're in the dirt!"
"You can’t fight the blooming season; let it take over your garden and your soul!"
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"What did one flower say to another? I think we’re getting too rooted in this conversation!"
"In the garden of life, let happiness blossom and weeds be gone!"
"Wait, what do you mean I can't wear flowers in my hair? I’m a free-range flower child!"
"I have a bed of roses and a garden of weeds; it's just the way life is, mixed up and beautiful."
"My garden is my most beautiful masterpiece."
"I can’t wait to see your flower garden. Did you grow it from seeds or by just throwing dirt at the ground and hoping for the best?"
"The only thing I love more than flowers is a flower that comes with a side of chocolate."
"I love gardening because it's a place where I can be alone for a while, with my plants and flowers not judging me."
"Flowers have an easier time than people; they bloom, die, and have beautiful funerals."
"If you think I’m a crazy plant lady, you’re right. I have my own botanical garden at home. It's called the living room."
"Love is like a flower; it needs sunshine and water to thrive, and sometimes it just needs to be planted somewhere else."
"Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. But my flowers, they always make me smile!"
"I thought I was going to be a gardener my whole life, but then I realized I was just good at planting excuses."
"I don't know why you'd need a dozen roses when a few wildflowers are equally charming, and way less expensive!"
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"If you're not into gardening, you're probably missing out on the best therapy there is – just you, dirt, and a trowel."
"The grass is always greener on the other side, but so are the flowers."
"Flowers in the garden may not talk, but they can definitely share a laugh with a good pun!"
"Unless you garden with your eyes closed, you won't find a single petal that's not trying to outshine the rest."
"If you think gardening is boring, it’s because you haven’t tried talking to your plants; they’re the best listeners!"
"Being a gardener means you take jokes about 'getting to the root of the problem' seriously."
"I’m a plant parent, and while my flowers may not require much, they sure do add a lot of joy to my life – plus they don’t argue!"
"May your coffee be strong and your flowers bloom evenly, and may you never forget to stop and smell them – unless they’re weeds!"
"The best part of gardening is that the flowers are never judgmental; they just want you to show up with a watering can."
"Why do flowers always look so happy? Because they’re rooted in something beautiful!"
"Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature, and every gardener is just a little bit more cheerful because of it!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, and plants in my house often wonder where I went to!"
"I love flowers. I love flowers. I love flowers. Everyone loves flowers! They're the international symbol of happiness or some such thing. I just know they work for me."
"If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change."
"I'm a gardener. I'm a grower of flowers and vegetables. It is my therapy. I love it!"
"The lily is the epitome of beauty, but it’s rooted in mud."
"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need."
"Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy flowers and that's kind of the same thing."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poems, but I love you."
"Flowers are like friends; they bring color to your world."
"I'll never forget the first time I saw you. It was like the time I smelled a flower for the first time. Unique and unforgettable."
"A weed is but an unloved flower."
"You can grow flowers from where dirt used to be."
"If you don’t like my flowers, you're not going to like my garden!"
"I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a paycheck to buy flowers."
"Like a flower, you should bloom where you're planted, but not too close to the compost pile."
"Every flower must grow through dirt."
"When it rains, look for rainbows. When it's dark, look for stars (and flowers, of course)."
"Some people are like wildflowers; they don’t know how beautiful they are."
"I told my flowers they were beautiful. Now they won’t stop showing off."
"Just because I'm a flower doesn’t mean I have to be covered in a vase all the time."
"I dream of a world where I can go to the store and buy flowers without being judged by the cashier."
"Florists always have the best bloom with a view!"
"Even the most delicate flower can outshine the strongest weed."
"I’m on an all-flower diet. I just flowered!"
"I'm a florist, and I love making people happy with flowers. But I also love to make them laugh. What can I say? I'm a real 'petal' pusher!"
"I love watching the flowers grow; it reminds me of my bank account—always flourishing, but oh so fleeting!"
"Flowers are like friends; they bring color to your world, and sometimes, they come with thorns!"
"If you think that flowers are just for decoration, you’ve never seen one dress up for Halloween!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t like flowers, I’m not sure about you!"
"I told the florist to spice it up, so he sent me a bouquet with cayenne peppers!"
"Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal!"
"Someone once told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap in a flower field."
"What did the flower say to the bee? Buzz off, I’m on a roll!"
"If flowers could talk, they would probably say, 'Stop smelling us, we’re busy!' "
"You know you’re a flower lover when you can’t walk past a garden without stopping to take a whiff—it's a floral addiction!"
"Why did the flower break up with the gardener? Because he kept pushing up daisies!"
"Gardening requires a lot of water, but it’s the flowers that really make me cry!"
"What do you call a flower that’s afraid of heights? A ‘pansy’!"
"Every time I smell a flower, I’m reminded of my college days—mostly because of the weird stuff I did with them!"
"What kind of flowers do you give to the one you love? The ones that say, 'I'm not a very good gardener, but I thought of you!'"
"Why do flowers always bring a crowd? Because they know how to make a scene bloom!"
"They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy flowers, and that’s pretty close!"
"What’s a flower’s favorite kind of dance? The ‘petal’ dance!"
"I won’t buy flowers for my wife unless they come with a guarantee that they won’t wilt faster than my patience!"
"Why did the gardener get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he kept making too many thyme jokes!"
"If advice was a flower, I'd probably just be 'a wilting lily'!"
"What flower never gets lost? A daisy—because it always knows where it is 'planted'!"
"I told my flowers they were beautiful; they just blushed!"
"How do flowers greet each other? With ‘Hey, bud!’"
"Why did the bee go to the flower party? It heard it would be the 'buzz' of the season!"
"What did the flower say to the tree? 'Can you leaf me alone for a bit?'"
"I can't tell you how much I love flowers – I've been told my whole life you can never have too many flowers, or too many shoes. I just heard about the shoes, though."
"Life is too short to be taken seriously. So I decided to plant some flowers in a funny spot!"
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception... Oh look, a flower!"
"You can't make a flower bloom. You can only give it the right conditions."
"If you think flowers are expensive, try buying them for a funeral."
"I’m not a gardener, but I do know that everything is either a flower or a weed."
"Gardening adds years to your life and life to your years... just watch out for the weeds!"
"To be successful in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone... oh, and maybe a daisy!"
"A weed is but an unloved flower. That’s how I feel on Monday mornings!"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised... like a flower with a bad haircut."
"Why do flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the metal!"
"What did the flower say to the bicycle? 'Petal faster!' "
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but flowers are pretty too!"
"Some people are like flowers: they bloom beautifully, and some are like weeds: surprisingly resistant."
"Every flower must grow through dirt... just not on my carpet."
"Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up and turn toward the light and that makes them beautiful!"
"I love gardening, but I don't have a green thumb; I have a black thumb... watch out for my flowers!"
"How do you get a flower to make your day better? You give it a little sunshine and a lot of laughter!"
"I heard that if you talk to a flower, it will grow. That's why I keep chatting away at my plants – just in case!"
"What did one flower say to another? 'You're looking a little wilted!'"
"A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms... but I think mine has a competitive streak!"
"Why did the flower go to school? To get a little stem education!"
"Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power flower!"
"Flowers are like friends; they bring color to your world... just don't expect them to water themselves!"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see flowers, and I eat them! Just kidding – I just admire their beauty!"
"The only thing blooming heavier than my flower garden is my sense of humor!"
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