121 result(s) for Funny Gym Quotes.
"I love exercise. I could watch it all day long."
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle."
"I workout because I really, really like dessert."
"The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen."
"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'!"
"Running late counts as exercise."
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"If you still look good at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I get enough exercise pushing my luck."
"I don't have time to be tired."
"It’s not about having time, it’s about making time."
"I go to the gym because I think my great idea will come to me while I'm falling off the treadmill."
"I like to think of my workouts as a time to build character—preferably while laughing."
"Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!"
"Dear body, I think I need to talk. I’m honestly sick of your whining during workouts."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it 'lunch'."
"Nothing tastes as good as a good workout feels."
"You don't have to be extreme, just consistent."
"If you're going to be late to the gym, at least be late with an iced coffee!"
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"Burpees don’t really like me, and that’s why I don’t like them either."
"I don't run to add days to my life, I run to add life to my days."
"I consider myself a fitness guru when I can run to the fridge and back."
"I really regret that workout... said no one ever."
"I go to the gym because I think my great personality could use a banging body."
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle!"
"Dear lunges, thanks for making me feel like a badass. Sincerely, me."
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck to go to the gym."
"I lift weights, but I also lift tacos."
"Gym: I can’t go today. My muscles are sore. Also gym: The results aren’t showing."
"I only work out because I really, really like dessert."
"I joined a gym and started working out. Don't ask me how it's going; ask me how many snacks I have left."
"I don’t want to run, I’m just training for a marathon on Netflix."
"I have a nice body, but I just prefer to keep it under wraps."
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"I exercise because I really want to live longer, but mostly because I love food."
"I'm just here to avoid my family and eat pizza later."
"I thought about going for a run, but I decided to go back to bed instead."
"Yoga class? I thought you said, 'pour a glass.'"
"I’m not a gym rat; I’m a gym unicorn. Unique and magical."
"Exercise? I don’t have time for that. I’m too busy worrying about what I’m going to eat later."
"I’m like a butterfly - pretty to see, but hard to catch when I’m running from the gym."
"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."
"Fitness is like a relationship. You can’t cheat and expect it to work."
"Just because you’re drinking water doesn’t mean it’s working out."
"I'm not here to be average, I'm here to be awesome."
"I lift weights for the burger at the end."
"My warmup is your workout."
"Squats? I thought you said 'shots'!"
"The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen."
"Gym? I thought you said gin!"
"I work out because I really, really like dessert."
"Running late is my cardio."
"I have a fitness tracker, it tracks how often I think about going to the gym."
"I don’t sweat; I sparkle."
"I thought the gym was a casual thing, like wearing sweatpants."
"If I’m not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"I only workout because I love to eat."
"Planks are like the game of 'will this be over soon?'"
"I run like the winded."
"Dear cardio, we're done. I prefer my naps."
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck to support my gym membership."
"I go to the gym because I think my great personality could use a banging body!"
"I’m just here to avoid eating the extra cheese."
"Yoga class? I thought you said 'pour a glass'."
"I’ve got 99 problems and they all involve leg day."
"Workout, eat, sleep, repeat? Sounds like a buffet plan to me!"
"The only time I run is when my train is leaving."
"I joined a gym and immediately canceled my membership – I was already fit just running from commitment!"
"I really need to go to gym. But I have a million excuses and one of them is that I don’t want to lose my relaxing time!"
"I thought I’d start lifting weights, but I just keep lifting my spirits."
"I exercise because it keeps me young. Or at least it makes me feel younger than that guy in the corner eating chips."
"I have a gym membership. It’s like a subscription to a magazine I never read."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"The only running I do is running out of snacks."
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"Sore today, strong tomorrow. Or just sore tomorrow."
"I told my trainer about my dreams of being fit, and he just laughed and said, 'Let’s start with a salad.'"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!"
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'."
"Will run for snacks."
"If you think lifting is dangerous, try being weak. Being weak is dangerous."
"I coulda been a bodybuilder... if it wasn’t for diet and exercise."
"I lift weights but I never lift my spirit."
"Keep calm and love the gym, or at least tolerate it until snacks."
"Don't worry if plan A doesn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters!"
"The worst thing about the gym is that it’s always full of fit people."
"When I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
"Fitness is like marriage; you can’t cheat on it and expect it to work."
"My favorite workout is a cross between a sit-up and a hug. I call it a 'sug-up'."
"I used to jog but the ice kept falling out of my glass."
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape."
"I would go to the gym today, but my sweatpants already made plans for us."
"I love my six-pack so much, I sponsor it with a donut."
"Once you see results, it becomes an addiction. But so does pizza."
"I’m not working out. I’m just checking my phone in a gym-like environment."
"I go to the gym to keep my body in good shape. But I also like my pizza and wine."
"The only thing getting ripped this weekend is my weekend."
"I run because I really, really like dessert."
"Squats? I thought you said shots!"
"I'm just here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"I have a fitness app on my phone. It’s called 'running late.'"
"The gym is my therapy, unless there are no snacks."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I don’t sweat. I sparkle."
"The only bad workout is the one you didn’t do, but I still prefer the couch."
"I lift weights because I love them, not because I hate my body."
"I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter."
"Dear abs, I’m sorry I’ve ignored you for so long. I promise to make it up to you."
"If we’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"If you still look good at the end of your workout, you didn’t train hard enough."
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine."
"I’m in shape. Round is a shape."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"I would work out, but I’m too busy enjoying my life."
"Resting is a part of the workout too. It’s called recovery."
"I take my coffee seriously, and my workouts with a grain of salt."
"It’s not hoarding if it’s workout gear."
"Just keep swimming… or sitting, either way is fine."
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