132 result(s) for Uncle Si Quotes.
"I'm not a fish, I'm a hunter."
"You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a young dog some new ones."
"I’m serious about not being serious."
"If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t sleep with them."
"You can put a price on everything, but you can’t put a price on the memories."
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book."
"The advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."
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"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a truck, and that’s pretty close."
"I’ve made a lot of bad decisions in my life, but this wasn’t one of them."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"The key to happiness is low expectations."
"Always be prepared for the unexpected."
"Life is too short to worry about what you can’t change."
"Fishing and hunting are the two things I love the most, but they’re also the two things that I can never seem to do enough of."
"If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right."
"Sometimes you just gotta let go and have a good time."
"You can’t fight fate, so you might as well laugh about it."
"Happiness is not a destination; it’s a way of life."
"Laughter is the best medicine, and I recommend it daily."
"Procrastination is my middle name."
"Every day is a new adventure; embrace it!"
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"You never know what tomorrow will bring, so live for today."
"When life gives you lemons, you find someone with vodka and have a party."
"Keep your friends close, and your fishing pole closer."
"Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia."
"You can't fix stupid."
"I ain't got time to be unhappy."
"I’m a simple man. I like simple things."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you can't hardly laugh at anything else."
"I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age."
"When you’re in the presence of a great man, you can’t help but be great yourself."
"A little bit of dirt never hurt anybody."
"The only way to learn is to take risks."
"Don't let the world grind you down."
"If we can’t laugh at ourselves, we can’t laugh at anything else."
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"I’ve lived through one too many wars, and I’m ready for peace."
"Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee."
"Don’t take life too seriously; you'll never get out alive."
"A dog is man's best friend; he’s got four legs and gives you unconditional love."
"Sometimes, you just gotta go with the flow."
"I’m a lover, not a fighter."
"Whenever you feel bad, just remember: it could always be worse."
"If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it."
"There's nothing like good friends and family to pick you up when you’re down."
"Don't be afraid to be yourself; it’s your life to live."
"The simple things in life are the best."
"Good times and crazy friends make the best memories."
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies guessing."
"Sometimes, all you need is a little bit of forgiveness."
"If you’d rather be happy than right, then you’re on the right track."
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get, but I know what I'm gonna get: a little bit of hunting and a little bit of fishing."
"You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do."
"Don't worry, be happy. Just follow your dreams and everything will work out."
"I’ll be the first to tell you, I can’t do nothing weed-free. That’s a fact!"
"You have to be like a raven. You have to fly high and look down."
"If you're not having fun, you might as well be dead."
"I'm a lover, not a fighter... but I'll fight for what I love."
"Sometimes you just gotta take the leap and build your wings on the way down."
"If you won't go, you won't get."
"There’s nothing like a good breakfast to start the day off right."
"A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work."
"I spent a lot of time enjoying my family and the outdoors."
"Hunting is not about the kill, it's a way of life."
"You can’t take the country out of the boy, that’s for sure."
"You gotta have faith in something. It might as well be the good Lord above."
"To me, family is everything."
"There's always something to be thankful for, even if it's just a good cup of coffee."
"If you don’t make time for your family, they won’t have time for you."
"Don't just be a part of the machinery; be the grease that helps it run."
"Eat, sleep, and hunt. That’s the life for me."
"I may be old, but I still love a good adventure."
"Laughter is the best medicine, and I've got a whole pharmacy."
"You can’t live life in your comfort zone, you gotta take risks."
"I'm not crazy, I'm just passionately enthusiastic about life."
"There's nothing you can't achieve if you set your mind to it."
"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."
"Sometimes you just need to slow down and enjoy the view."
"Life is like a box of chocolates—you never know what you're gonna get."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar."
"I’m not a bad guy, I’m just a guy that’s made some bad decisions."
"The only thing I’m afraid of is not living up to my potential."
"If you’re not going to do something right, don’t do it at all."
"Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Just because you get old, doesn’t mean you have to stop having fun."
"I don’t want to be right. I want to be happy."
"Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"You can’t put a good man down."
"If you’re going to do something, do it right—or don’t do it at all."
"You’ve got to have a sense of humor about life."
"Confidence is key."
"The secret to happiness is not having what you want but wanting what you have."
"Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back."
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog."
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity."
"You can’t control everything, but you can control how you react to it."
"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow."
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it."
"What goes around comes around."
"There’s no time like the present."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take."
"Never let fear decide your future."
"If you ain’t got something to hide, you ain’t livin’."
"I'm not a problem solver; I'm a problem creator."
"The only thing I can’t have too much of is steak!"
"You can't have a good day without a good cup of coffee."
"I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is."
"Don't worry about the straight and narrow. Just follow the path."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time."
"You know what they say: behind every good man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"If you see something you want, go for it!"
"A man’s gotta have his priorities."
"What you see is what you get with me."
"Never trust a man with a straight face."
"I love being a grandpa!"
"If we can’t laugh at ourselves, then who can we laugh at?"
"The best weekend is a weekend spent with family."
"It’s all about having a good time."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone with vodka!"
"Always keep your family close."
"I don't do yoga. I do donuts."
"Fishing is fishing, but being with family is being with family."
"A little bit of silliness goes a long way."
"The secret to a happy life is simple: enjoy every moment."
"you can’t take life too seriously."
"The world is a big ol’ playground; enjoy it!"
"I’ve learned that it’s important to take time for yourself."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"Everything is better when shared with those you love."
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