129 result(s) for Schitt’s Creek Quotes.
"I’m not sure what I’m more excited about: the fact that we’re getting a new house, or that I have an excuse to buy a new wardrobe."
"I heard you are a Hyatt now."
"It’s not a competition, unless it is."
"I’ll have you know, I have not left this house in eight months!"
"I am the star of my own life."
"You’re just going to have to get used to people being attracted to you."
"You’re in the bar business, you need to be in the movie business."
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"I want you to find a way to enjoy your life."
"I’m just trying to be a friend, but you’re making it so difficult."
"I cannot offer you any more advice because I’m at my limit."
"We are all we have, and for better or for worse, we're going to have to get through this together."
"I’m not a taxi service."
"You have to make choices that are best for you, even if none of them feel good."
"I’m not doing that."
"I didn't wake up today to be mediocre."
"How are you today? Not living my best life?"
"Sometimes you need to be a little dramatic."
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'"
"You know what, I think I did a pretty great job raising you."
"I am proud of you, honey. You are the best in the world at being you."
"I am a great friend; I do not take that lightly."
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"My whole world just fell apart."
"I am not made of money, people!"
"I've been through really tough times, and I've come out the other side."
"I guess I just got used to being the worst."
"What does one wear to the funeral of their identity?"
"As a family, we have to set aside our little differences and focus our energy on the fact that we’re all we’ve got."
"You know what they say, 'When life gives you lemons, you grab a pitcher and make lemonade.'"
"David, I’m simply saying that you... ddon't have a monopoly on being so very, very awful."
"I had no idea that I had so much love in my heart to give."
"I don't want a life that is defined by my relationship."
"You can't see me, but I’m raising my hand."
"I am still a huge fan of my own work."
"The world is full of bad things, and I want to be an excellent person."
"I just can’t help but think that this family needs a little bit of time together."
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"I would like to be addressed as ‘Your Excellency’."
"We are all aware of your affection for that jacket."
"I have a lot of thoughts on this, but I'll keep them to myself."
"I will not let you shame me!"
"I’m not a monster; I'm just more like an overgrown child."
"Anytime you want, you can pretend as if you are rich."
"You are not a human being. You are a work of art."
"I am not a quitter, I am a leaver."
"Well, I’ve never had a better time being broken."
"You can’t take it with you, so enjoy it while you can."
"I don’t do well with sadness."
"We are a family of one, bold and unique."
"This is just a little hiccup in our love story."
"I love a good rags-to-riches story."
"Ew, David!"
"I’m not a regular mom; I’m a cool mom."
"I am a beautiful, strong, independent woman."
"What does one wear to a robbery?"
"I finally found someone who can make me laugh out loud."
"You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.'"
"I am just trying to be a little less like me and a little more like someone I would want to be friends with."
"You can’t go back to the way things were, because you aren’t the same person you were then."
"I’m trying to find a way to get the bad taste of loser out of my mouth."
"The world is full of opportunities."
"What is a 'Schitt's Creek'? Where is the 'Schitt's Creek'? Who are these Schitt's? I can't find a 'Schitt's'."
"You’ve got to be kidding me. This is a nightmare, right?"
"Our family is a lot more than just a business."
"You’re just like a little drop of sunshine."
"I don’t need you to tell me where to find happiness; I have my own path."
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."
"I didn’t know a car could be so ugly."
"You’re my favorite person in the world."
"We’re going to do some damage here today."
"It’s not a phase, mom!"
"You are a very special person, and I want to take you out for a drink."
"You can’t take your eyes off me, can you?"
"I am the most successful person I know."
"This is not an apology, this is a reckoning."
"I will be your childcare substitute because I don't have children."
"I think I have over-caffeinated myself."
"I have a feeling that there’s some sort of confrontation that's going to come out of this, and you’re not going to win."
"Love that journey for me."
"You know what they say: when life hands you lemons, you find a new life in a town that’s named after a fruit."
"I simply cannot with this place."
"Why would you ever let someone who's not in the wine business get their hands on a bottle of wine?"
"You’re the only person I’ve ever knew who was a total hermit and still managed to be the life of the party."
"That's the thing about people: they never seem to know what they want."
"I would like to take this moment to formally apologize to everyone I have ever lied to."
"I have a new appreciation for wealthy people and their troubles."
"This is my worst nightmare."
"I’m just trying to put all the pieces together."
"I could do this all day."
"I am not a mere mortal."
"I’ve always been a firm believer that you can make anything if you just try hard enough."
"I don’t have a problem with people being better than me. I have a problem with people being worse than me."
"Every time I look in the mirror, I see a lost opportunity."
"You can’t be like this forever. You have to find a way back to the real world."
"I’ve always believed that a little bit of chaos can be good for the soul."
"I don’t want to be asked to unfurl any more secrets."
"Sometimes, it’s nice to picture the future as a giant bowl of dark chocolate mousse."
"If I’m being honest, I’d rather be known as a great artist rather than an entrepreneur."
"There’s nothing better than a good deal!"
"It’s about being a character and being genuine."
"You’re confusing me with someone who could possibly care."
"The truth is, I’m not perfect and I’m not afraid to show it."
"I want to believe in the power of kindness and community."
"Sometimes you have to embrace your inner weirdness."
"I don't want to be a part of this family anymore. I'm kidding. I love my family. It's you I don't want to be a part of."
"I'm saying that you can't be a part of my day-to-day life if you're not going to be a part of my emergency life."
"The best thing about being a part of a comedy is that everybody gets to laugh at your failures."
"I could literally eat a bowl of sand right now."
"You know, the world is a very scary place. But you have to face it head-on, and hope that you’re not going to be embarrassed."
"I am not a failure. I’m a success that had some setbacks."
"I don’t need to be in a relationship… I just need a personal assistant."
"I have a very specific set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
"Being a part of this family is my favorite thing."
"I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
"I work really hard to be a good person."
"I’m really not great at giving advice. Can I offer you a cup of tea instead?"
"I just want to be a part of the conversation."
"Life is not a fairy tale, and I am not a princess."
"I know I’m going to be famous one day, and I’m going to have it all."
"I’m just trying to be a part of the world, you know?"
"I could've had a life-altering experience, but I didn't!"
"I have a situation that needs urgent attention."
"I’m trying to be like the people in my favorite movies."
"People don’t just give up on their dreams. Just because they’re not successful, doesn’t mean they shouldn’t chase them."
"Sometimes you need to have a good cry to make you feel better."
"It’s all about the presentation, darling."
"Having a conversation with a stranger can be so liberating."
"When life hands you lemons, say 'screw it' and bail."
"I feel like I’m a part of something bigger than myself."
"There's nothing quite like the feeling of wearing a beautiful dress."
"Sometimes I feel like a wallflower in my own life."
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