119 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Cheese.
"The only thing that can ruin a good cheese is a bad cocktail."
"I love cheese. It makes me feel like I’m a gourmet cook when I’m actually a microwave chef."
"Cheese! Forever! My first love and my last."
"I’m just a cheese-loving person with a passion for gooey goodness."
"If you can’t choose between chocolate and cheese, then you are unAmerican."
"Friends come and go, but cheese is forever."
"In the end, cheese is the only constant in my life."
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"I don’t have a problem with cheese. I have a problem without it!"
"Never trust someone who doesn't like cheese."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cheese, and that's kind of the same thing!"
"There's no problem that cheese can't solve."
"When in doubt, cheese it out!"
"A meal without cheese is like a day without sunshine."
"Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes... and probably eating some cheese."
"I can’t understand why men don’t care about cheese as much as they care about women."
"Sometimes you just have to grab life by the cheese."
"Cheese is like a work of art: you can enjoy it for years, but it will eventually give you that 'stink face'."
"Cheese, glorious cheese!"
"Why did the cheese cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"
"The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive… like gourmet cheese."
"If you can't make it better, you can at least make it cheesier."
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"Cheese is the ultimate food – delicious, versatile, and funny."
"In the world of cheese, your choices are as limitless as your imagination."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not cheese."
"I’m just a cheese-loving guy living in a cheese-loving world."
"There’s no such thing as too much cheese."
"If you’re afraid of cheese, you might as well just go home."
"What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their cheese is pretty great!"
"The cheese that you can eat is always the better kind."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cheese, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I cheese the way I want to live my life."
"Cheese: The only food that gives you a reason to eat crackers."
"I dream of cheese and I’m not afraid to admit it."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You're not meant to be cheese!"
"Without cheese, life would be a mistake."
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"I think cheese may be one of the greatest gifts God has given to mankind."
"A meal without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze."
"I have a love affair with cheese."
"Is it just me, or does cheese get better looking with age?"
"Why does cheese never get old? Because it’s a gouda time!"
"Friends, don't let friends eat bad cheese."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for cheese."
"Too much cheese is never enough!"
"Eat cheese, be happy!"
"Shakespeare may have had a great mind, but he didn’t know a thing about cheese."
"Keep calm and eat cheese."
"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"Cheese, wine, and chocolate,"
"People who love to eat are always the best people."
"I love cheese. Fromage is my favorite food group."
"The only thing better than cheese is more cheese."
"I’m a gouda person."
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy cheese, and that’s pretty much the same thing."
"If you’re afraid of butter, use cream."
"Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot!"
"What is a cheese lover's favorite music? Anything that's cheesy!"
"I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I’ve succeeded."
"If you don't love cheese, you're wrong."
"A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman without an eye patch."
"I love a good sharp cheddar. Bad cheddar just makes me sad!"
"Don’t go bacon my heart!"
"Cheesemaking is a creative process, a creative pursuit, that evokes great passion."
"Just what I needed. A good cheese."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Life is too short to eat bad cheese."
"Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality."
"Every great cheese begins with a good cow."
"A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with cheese is better."
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"I think the best way to my heart is through my stomach, and that has to be filled with cheese."
"There’s no reason to be the biggest guy at the cheese festival."
"I love cheese. You could say I have a bit of a cheese addiction. That's cheesy, huh?"
"If you can’t find me, I’m probably at my cheese platter."
"The secret of a good old age is simply an honorable pact with solitude."
"The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with cheese!"
"Cheese is the glue that holds my life together."
"I love cheese more than most people."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not cheese."
"I’m in a love affair with cheese: it always gets me in a grate mood."
"I’m always willing to take the risk for some Brie."
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
"There’s nothing better than a slice of cheese pizza – unless it’s a cheese pizza with extra cheese."
"Cheese is the perfect companion to wine and life."
"When all else fails, cheese."
"Love is like cheese. You have to go through a little to get to the good part."
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!"
"Anyone who doesn't like cheese, just can't be trusted."
"In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic – just like cheese."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cheese, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Why did the cheese cross the road? To get to the other side!"
"A balanced diet is a piece of cheese in each hand."
"Stressed, blessed, and cheese obsessed."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you’re a cheese."
"Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality."
"I love cheese. Fromage is my language."
"I can’t think of anything that could make cheese any better."
"I’m on a cheese-only diet. I just can’t seem to get enough."
"Life is great. Cheese makes it better."
"If you’re not supposed to eat cheese at night, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"In a world full of trends, cheese is a classic."
"I cheese you very much."
"Cheese puns always brie-ng a smile."
"You know you’re Italian when your family has a cheese drawer, not a cheese plate."
"I don’t always eat cheese, but when I do, I prefer it to be on everything."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. And you're definitely not cheese."
"Cheesiness is next to godliness."
"If cheese can't fix it, it’s a serious problem."
"There’s no such thing as too much cheese; just not enough cracker!"
"When it comes to cheese, the more the merrier!"
"Blue cheese is like mold that went to college."
"Some people are like cheese — they get better with age… or worse, depending."
"Cheddar late than never."
"Give me a grilled cheese sandwich and I’ll be happy forever."
"This house runs on love, laughter, and a whole lot of cheese."
"Life is gouda… If you let it be!"
"Don’t ask me why I like cheese. Just cheese me!"
"I’m a cheeseaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the cheese factory."
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