102 result(s) for Office Quotes.
"That’s what she said."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky"
"Sometimes people are stupid. They aren't always stupid, but sometimes they are."
"I am Beyonce, always."
"You’re fired!"
"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms."
"I don’t want to be a hero. I want to be a myth."
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"In the office, I can be whoever I want to be. I can be a hero, or I can be a villain."
"A gift is just a token to show you that I love you."
"It’s happening! Everybody stay calm!"
"I’m not a bad boss. I’m actually a very good boss."
"I think I got a shot."
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo."
"Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"It's happening. Everybody stay calm!"
"Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym."
"It’s a good day to be a good day."
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
"You know what they say, fool me once, strike one; but fool me twice... strike three."
"I am the king of forwards!"
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"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?"
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica."
"A gift for you. It’s a time machine, and it works!"
"I am at my most productive when I’m being watched."
"Sometimes you must take a leap and build your wings on the way down."
"I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible."
"There’s a time and a place for everything. And that time is now."
"The worst thing that you can call someone is a thief."
"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."
"Sometimes you need to take a leap of faith first. The trust part comes later."
"You have no idea how much I love this team. Scott's Tots! Oh, I'm only kidding—I've never cared about you."
"In the end, we all just want to be happy."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take."
"It's not about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
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"The best way to predict the future is to create it."
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
"If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission."
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
"Opportunities don't happen. You create them."
"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today."
"You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do."
"The future depends on what you do today."
"To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business, and your business in your heart."
"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
"I never dreamed about success, I worked for it."
"Dream big and dare to fail."
"What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals."
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success."
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
"Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm."
"Believe you can and you're halfway there."
"If you can dream it, you can do it."
"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity."
"You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do."
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. – Wayne Gretzky"
"I’m in the business of people, and that's a business I plan to be in for the rest of my life."
"There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?"
"The worst thing about prison was the Dementors."
"Everything I have I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job."
"Sometimes it's good to be the villain."
"Michael is a great boss; he just doesn't understand how to be one."
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"You’re a great boss. But I think you just might be the worst boss I’ve ever had."
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I’m going to need to call in a doctor."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well."
"Sometimes the best way to be a boss is to know when to step back."
"You can't put a price on love. But you can totally put a price on a World's Best Boss mug."
"I am about to do something very bold in this job that I have never done before—try to be a good employee."
"In an elevated way, I gave him my heart."
"When people are looking for a catchphrase, I feel that I could provide one."
"Every employee is like a printout of the company's culture. If you want a successful workplace, treat your employees well."
"I don’t want to be like a team player. I want to be that guy who is leader of the pack."
"That's what she said."
"I am Beyoncé, always."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky"
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."
"It's happening! Everybody stay calm!"
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
"You have no idea how high I can fly."
"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
"I am brave enough to take a stand. I am smart enough to make it work."
"Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices."
"I'm a little bit more than a little bit of a bitch."
"I don't want to be cool anymore. I want to be hot."
"It's like all my kids grew up, and then I sold them to the circus."
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."
"You know what they say: Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
"Sometimes people are not kind, and that's okay. But I will be kind to myself."
"You are a thief, a liar, and a coward."
"You miss 100% of the naps you don't take."
"I am running for regional manager, and I will destroy you."
"I'm a big fan of the office, but I'm an even bigger fan of me."
"I haven't put a lot of thought into it, but my gut says the answer is yes."
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