121 result(s) for Funny Snowman Quotes.
"I'm a snowman! When it gets warm, I can blow off some steam."
"Do you smell carrots? That's how I roll!"
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
"A snowman is made of water and snow, but all I feel is the pressure to stay cool."
"Why did the snowman call for a career counselor? He wanted to get into a cooler position!"
"I’m so cool, I’m practically a snowman."
"When the snow melts away, it leaves only the memories of a happy snowman."
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"What did the snowman say to the carrot? ‘Hey, we make a great pair!’"
"I don't mind the cold. I've always been a little bit frosty!"
"Why do snowmen like the winter? Because they get to flake out!"
"When life gives you snow, make a snowman."
"Snowflakes are kisses from heaven, but snowmen need a hug!"
"The only thing cooler than me is my carrot nose."
"I told my friends I was building a snowman. They said, 'That's a frosty idea!'"
"Why did the snowman want to get out of the sun? He was melting under pressure!"
"I put the 'cool' in snowman!"
"Being a snowman is snow joke; it’s a chilly existence!"
"When winter calls, I’m always ready to chill."
"If snowmen were measured by the laughs they created, I’d be a heavyweight champion!"
"The secret to a good snowman? Lots of layers - just like me!"
"Life is about making snowmen, not snowballs!"
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"I think I’ll take the carrot for a walk!"
"What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice tea!"
"Be like a snowman: have a little character!"
"The best part of being a snowman? You can thaw out the jokes!"
"I didn’t choose the snowman life; the snowman life chose me."
"It's hard to take life seriously when you're a snowman who can melt in seconds."
"I love how the snowmen always let me down, just like my New Year's resolutions."
"Do you want to build a snowman? Or just eat carrot noses?"
"Ever wonder how snowmen get around? They ride on icicles!"
"If snowmen had a theme song, it would be 'Frosty the Snowman' all the way."
"Snowmen aren't just made – they're sculpted into existence!"
"Why did the snowman call in sick? He had a meltdown!"
"Snowmen are proof that even the coldest of hearts can have a little fun."
"How do snowmen greet each other? They say, 'Ice to meet you!'"
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"Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder."
"Snowmen are just like people, they have their winters and their summers."
"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One turns to the other and says, 'Do you smell carrots?'"
"Don't worry, I’m just a snowman in a world of sunshine!"
"What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!"
"You know it's winter when your snowman starts wearing sunglasses!"
"What does a snowman use to drift away? A snowmobile!"
"My spirit animal is a snowman – always chilling and looking great."
"Why do snowmen like to play music? Because they have icy rhythm!"
"Every snowman in a three-piece suit wishes it could be a little more casual!"
"It’s snow joke, building snowmen always brings a smile!"
"Frosty the Snowman knew how to really warm hearts – by being cool!"
"Snowmen are just winter's way of reminding us that everything can be beautiful in the cold."
"I love the smell of snow in the morning. It smells like... victory! Or is that just the melting snowman?"
"Some people are like snowstorms. They make you feel warm and cozy when they’re near, but leave you an icy mess when they go."
"When life gives you snow, make a snowman. When life gives you too much snow, call for backup!"
"I can tell you that snowmen are a lot like women: they both melt under pressure."
"If snowmen could talk, they would say ‘Chill out!’"
"The best part about building a snowman is they don't talk back to you!"
"When you think about it, all snowmen are just lost winter spirits looking for a home."
"Snowflakes are kisses from heaven, but snowmen are just frozen hugs."
"It's easy to forget the warmth of the sun while you're busy making a snowman."
"I told my snowman I wanted to chill with him; he never laughed so hard."
"If you don’t like the winter weather, just remember: it’s not snowing everywhere. It’s just snowing on YOU!"
"It's hard to get into the holiday spirit when the snowman is melting!"
"My snowman is on a diet. Too many carrot sticks make him feel heavy."
"Why did the snowman call for a lawyer? He heard he was getting the cold shoulder!"
"Don’t worry about melting in the sun; embrace your inner snowman!"
"Snowmen are just winter's way of saying, 'Let’s have a good laugh!' "
"This winter, I’ve resolved to be more like a snowman—chill, composed, and stylishly accessorized with a carrot nose."
"Building a snowman is a great way to melt away your troubles!"
"I'm only ‘frosted’ for the occasion; the rest of the year I'm just a puddle of fun!"
"A snowman is like a good movie—a little bit chilly, but the laughs are worth it."
"My snowman is so bright, he’s been asked to shine in the cold nights of winter!"
"Just remember, it's always snowing in the heart of a snowman."
"I’m on thin ice with you, buddy!"
"Do you want to build a snowman? Well, I can’t. I’m all frosted up!"
"I’d like to see a snowman that’s really got his stuff together!"
"Just because I’m a snowman doesn’t mean I can’t have a melting personality!"
"Snowmen can’t be trusted to tell the truth. They’re always so ‘cool’ with their answers!"
"Snowmen are just regular men who wear their hearts on their sleeves... or noses."
"When it comes to winter, I’m just trying to snowball my way through!"
"I’m not just any snowman; I’m a snow-personality!"
"Why did the snowman call in sick? He had a really bad flake!"
"Stay frosty, my friends!"
"If we’re not careful, we’ll end up in a real snowball fight."
"What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!"
"Snow is like a friend; it makes everything seem brighter!"
"It’s snow joke; winter is my favorite season!"
"Why did the snowman smile? Because he saw the snow blower coming!"
"Some people are cold as ice, but me? I’m just frozen with charm!"
"Most people are like snowflakes; they melt in the heat of the moment!"
"I’d rather be caught in a snowstorm than in a warm hug!"
"Life is like a snowman; it’s all about how you make it!"
"Happiness is often just a snowy day away!"
"Don’t worry; I can take the flake out of a winter day!"
"What did the snowman say to the carrot? It’s nose good!"
"Keep calm and sleigh on!"
"I’m all about the art of snowmation!"
"Snowfalls are like rainbows; they paint joy in the winter!"
"Chill out, it’s just snowing!"
"I love the snow, but it does make it harder to get my snowman to smile!"
"My snowman isn’t fat, he’s just fluffy!"
"Did you hear about the snowman who had a temper? He had a meltdown."
"I’m not saying I’m a snowman expert, but I can definitely tell when one’s had a rough day."
"What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out!"
"A snowman’s favorite type of snack is ice crispies!"
"When a snowman gets a cold, does he freeze up?"
"What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!"
"Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled."
"What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
"Why did the snowman call the dog? Because he heard he could help with 'slush'!"
"How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!"
"What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A flake!"
"What do snowmen do in the summer? Chill out!"
"What did the snowman order at the bar? A cold one!"
"Why was the snowman mad? Because he heard the snowblower was coming!"
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a werewolf? A slushy creature!"
"What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose? A 'boogie-woogie' snowman!"
"What do you call a snowman who loves music? A snow-tune!"
"How does a snowman get around? By riding an 'icicle'!"
"What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Freeze tag!"
"Why did the snowman go to school? He wanted to improve his 'chill-ter.'"
"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"
"Why do snowmen love winter? Because they get to have a blast!"
"What do you call a snowman with no arms or legs? 'Puddles.'"
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