24 result(s) for Sarcastic Quotes About Candles.
"I'm burning the candle at both ends, but at least the middle is nice and bright."
"My life is like a candle, it burns so bright...until the power bill comes."
"I'm not sure what's tighter, my jeans or my budget for scented candles."
"Candles: because sometimes you just need a small fire to make things seem better."
"I love putting scented candles around the house... it really distracts from all the dust."
"Is it just me, or does 'artisanal candle maker' sound like a euphemism for something shady?"
"I'm all for candlelight dinners, as long as 'dinner' involves take-out and minimal effort."
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"My therapist told me to find things that bring me joy. So I bought more candles."
"People who say money can't buy happiness, have clearly never splurged on a luxury candle."
"I'm not addicted to candles, I'm in a committed relationship."
"Burning the candle at both ends? Sounds like a roaring good time, followed by a spectacular crash."
"Candles: The original mood lighting... for when you're too lazy to change a lightbulb."
"I’m not sure what’s worse: spending too much on candles, or having too many unlit candles."
"Some people meditate, I just stare at a candle until the existential dread subsides."
"I measure my life in coffee cups and scented candles."
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do... unless it’s to buy more candles."
"Who needs a partner when you have a warm blanket, a good book, and, like, seven candles?"
"My apartment is one forgotten match away from being a Pinterest fail."
"Just because I'm burning a $30 candle doesn't mean I have my life together."
"Candle wax on the furniture – proof that I’m living life to the fullest... or at least enjoying a scented candle."
"I have mixed drinks about feelings"
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"My bank account is crying, but my house smells amazing."
"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my crippling candle addiction."
"Adulting is expensive. Especially when you factor in the cost of pretending you have your life together with fancy candles."
