25 result(s) for Funny Work-Life Quotes.
"I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"I told my boss two things today: I don't need this job, and that I'm always right. Guess who got fired?"
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office."
"I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, sanity, and dreams."
"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished."
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"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."
"A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job."
"I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me."
"There's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning."
"My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home."
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day."
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
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"The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time."
