25 result(s) for Mrs. Potato Head Snarky Quotes.
"I'm not sure what's shrinking faster, your brain or my patience."
"Oh, honey, bless your heart, you tried."
"I came, I saw, I made it awkward."
"My mind is like my internet browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from."
"I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Sarcasm: because beating people is illegal."
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"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?"
"I need a six-month vacation, twice a year."
"I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen, I got this handled."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."
"I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm asleep."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will try to put things into it."
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
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"The world is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"The secret to a good marriage is simple: just keep dating each other."
