126 result(s) for Napoleon Dynamite Quotes.
"I can't even walk across the room without someone saying, 'You're a nerd.'"
"Gosh! You’re just jealous because I’ve been chatting with babes all day."
"You better learn to properlly express yourself, you know? It’s important."
"You know, you could be doing a lot better if you just stopped being such a loser."
"I’ll be the first to admit that I do not have a lot of friends."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Just because you’re in love with the shape of a potato doesn’t mean you can’t live a full life."
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"Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true."
"I’m not a loser. I’m a high-functioning individual with many talents."
"I’ve got a real sordid past. My life is a total mess."
"I’m just gonna do what I want to do."
"You know what I could really go for right now? A Liger."
"I can’t believe you have to live in a van. That’s so awesome!"
"You’re a loser, and I’m not."
"My llama’s name is Tina. That’s all you need to know."
"It’s not a question of how much, it’s about how well."
"I’m going to be a key figure in this community."
"I love technology."
"I bet you got everybody in the school eating out of the palm of your hand."
"I’m sick of people pretending to be something they’re not."
"We can’t be wasting time on things that don’t matter!"
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"You know what? I’m going to throw a party. It’s going to be epic."
"Can I borrow your sparknotes on life?"
"You have to be yourself because no one else can do it for you."
"You’re the best! Just keep doing what you’re doing."
"I’m going to be iconic one day, trust me."
"I can't even throw a football."
"I’m going to do what I want to do."
"You got to be kidding me!"
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."
"You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills..."
"I don't even care about my grades anymore."
"I told you, I don't have any pockets."
"You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?"
"I’m a soft, little man."
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"What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"
"The Liger is my favorite animal."
"I'm really good at drawing animals."
"You better look at me, 'cause I'm going to catch you on fire!"
"I’m just really good at modeling."
"Did you take a dump in your pants?"
"I don't want to be a rancher."
"I wish you would have told me that before we went on our date."
"Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip!"
"I’ll be at my locker."
"You think I’m a freak? I’m not a freak!"
"What do you wanna do, want to get some food?"
"I feel like there's a lot of pressure to fit in at school."
"You have to do what you want to do!"
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"You know, there's like a couple things that you need to get straight here."
"Your mom goes to college."
"I'm trying to gain some weight."
"I don't want to be a part of your world."
"I’m pretty good at math."
"You have to create your own opportunities."
"It's a llama!"
"Yes! I got your back."
"You can’t rush greatness."
"I want that sweet, sweet tang."
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!"
"I like your sleeves. They're real big."
"It's the way of the future."
"I don’t even have a job!"
"You have to be smarter than the tools you're using."
"I can’t help it if I’m popular."
"You know, if you don't want me, alright."
"I might have said something as a joke, but it wasn’t a joke."
"I'll show you how to use this thing."
"I’m friends with all the animals."
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"
"I can see you guys are really into fishing."
"Get out of my room!"
"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!"
"I have this sick ability to make people be nice to me."
"You got that light saber thing? Cool!"
"I’m pretty much a nobody, but I am a great dancer."
"I’m not a tool. Just a little misled and misunderstood."
"I can’t believe you had the guts to ask me out."
"Why are you so sweaty?"
"I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."
"I’m training to become a cage fighter."
"You could totally be mine."
"I’ve been thinking about this for a while."
"You know, like, normal people do."
"You should have taken that off."
"It’s a way of life, man."
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
"I’m Idaho's top junior potato."
"This is my sister, she’s a pretty good cook."
"Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day."
"You know, if you want to hang out with me, you can."
"I wish you wouldn’t be so mean to me."
"These are my friends."
"I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat?"
"I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!"
"Life could be a dream."
"Gosh! I wish I could go back to school. I miss it."
"You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school."
"I’m just trying to become a better baller."
"I can’t even lift a pound. That's a good reason to exercise."
"Vote for Pedro."
"Make yourself a dang quesadilla!"
"I see you're drinking 1%-er. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not."
"This is pretty much the worst video ever made."
"You’re just jealous because I’ve been chatting online with babes all day."
"I don’t even have any friends."
"It's like a herd of wildebeests taking over the prairie."
"I’m a little busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?"
"You know, I made like a ton of money selling these things."
"I’m gonna go home and watch some enterprising videos."
"I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you’re pretty much a loser."
"Can you get me a pack of strawberry Tic Tacs?"
"So what do you think? Should I run for president?"
"Your mom goes to college!"
"I don't have any other friends, I just have you."
"It's not a party... until Pedro gets there!"
"Just follow your heart, that's what I do."
"You have to be in a room to be a room."
"I do whatever I feel like doing; gosh!"
"You know, I could be a really great tuna fisherman if I wanted to."
"I can’t wait to eat some more of those!”"
"Just as I thought, you have a bad case of the 'chachos'."
"I’ll be in my bedroom, making my own website."
"So many people are taking off their clothes, it makes me feel so free!"
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