111 result(s) for Harley Quinn Quotes.
"I'm not a fool. I'm just ahead of the curve."
"Oh, puddin, you put the 'fun' in 'funeral.'"
"Behind every successful man, there is a badass broad with a baseball bat."
"I'm not a lady, I'm a tramp."
"You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be."
"We're all ugly, Jason. It's just that some of us are better at hiding it than others."
"I may look happy, but honestly dear, the only way I'll really smile is if you cut me ear to ear."
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"It's not about who's got powers, moron. It's about who's not afraid. And who's just crazy enough to do what is necessary."
"If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane."
"They think I'm to die for."
"Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for."
"Don't go mistaking my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are."
"You can't control me. Say hello to your new Harley."
"I am not someone who is loved. I am an idea. A state of mind."
"It drives you crazy, doesn't it? That I'm here... and unattainable."
"Normal is a setting on the dryer. It's not meant for people like us."
"There's no way I'm going to be in trouble because I know everything you don't want anyone to know."
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter!"
"Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out."
"Some people call it crazy, I call it happiness."
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, all of Gotham's in dismay. Robin's in the pot, and oh what a lovely day!"
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"Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I am, so I must not be crazy."
"I'm not a queen, or a monster. I'm the Goddess of Death."
"I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you."
"Honey, I'm home and I've done some bad things!"
"We live in a society where honor is a distant memory."
"You can keep these cards as a token of my... I don't give a damn."
"Normal's just a setting on the dryer."
"I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. A state of mind."
"I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want."
"I'm not going to kill you. I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad."
"If your boss says, 'If you're not here in 10 minutes, don't bother coming in,' what are you telling him, doc?"
"I don't want normal and easy and simple. I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love."
"I may look happy, but honestly, dear, the only way I'll really smile is if you cut me ear to ear."
"We have so much fun, don't we, puddin'?"
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"I'm a doctor for God's sake, why does ID make me wear this stuff?"
"I sound crazy to you? That's only because you are sane."
"I'm off to break the bank. To make a withdrawal! Ro- rob a bank!"
"In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king, and honey, you should see me in a crown."
"You don't have the guts."
"Look, I love my Batsy... But he usually doesn't love me back."
"We'll have a real party. Just like an Amish funeral!"
"It's as if they thought I'd find you... and not come prepared."
"I just threatened my boss with a gun. I swear that's all standard at every agency."
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning lunatic."
"I guess I'll have to do some redecorating. The new color scheme is red."
"Jingle bells, Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away!"
"Beware my crew! For they have all the powers of the sea! Oysters to electrocute, seahorses to stun, and mermaids to... sing like Justin Bieber."
"Why can't a girl be nice to a guy without the mook tryin' to murder her?"
"I'm the one they should be scared of, not you! Not Mr. J!"
"You don't have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps."
"Behind every successful man, there is a badass harlequin."
"I'm a master of fright and a demon of light, and I'll scare you right out of your pants."
"Life's a witch and so am I."
"I must say, I can't thank you boys enough for the hospitality. So, in turn, I'm not gonna kill any of you."
"Oh, there's just so many voices in my head! Sometimes I want to gouge my ears out!"
"I'm fallin' in love all over again, be still my heart!"
"Harley Quinn, pleased to meetcha!"
"You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong."
"I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"
"When life gets you down, dress up as a clown!"
"Here's to the ladies who lunch, everybody laugh."
"What, were you expecting a hug and a cookie?"
"I'm off to make bigger mistakes than this!"
"All of that chit-chat's gonna getcha hurt."
"Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?"
"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you."
"I found the Joker's psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible!"
"Harleen Quinzel was my name, until I was reborn as Harley Quinn."
"Shh, shh, shh, I'm trying to concentrate here. Oh, that's right, I forgot, I'm not talking to you."
"Jingle bells, Batman smells... you know the rest!"
"I'm known to be quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you."
"Behind every successful man... is a badass broad who tamed him!"
"I built a wall around me... brick by brick. Every lie I said, every rule I broke, another brick. I never knew that one day someone would ever come along... and break it down."
"If I wasn't crazy, I'd be insane!"
"Well, look who's back. Trying to do the right thing. I mean, how boring!"
"We're the bad guys, it's what we do!"
"Come on, put 'em up! Nobody is gonna put you in a corner."
"Birds of a feather, right?"
"Honey, I am home! Oh, I forgot, I'm not married!"
"Ain't that a whole lot of pretty, and a whole lot of crazy!"
"You're not leaving me, are you?"
"It's not about who's got powers, moron. It's about who's not afraid. Face it, you're nothing to me but another dead clown."
"Harley freakin' Quinn, nice to meet ya!"
"Batter up!"
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a psychiatrist. But my pudding comes first."
"I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."
"We're bad guys, it's what we do."
"I may look like a sweet little angel, but I have a devilish side."
"Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I am, so I must not be crazy."
"Behind every successful man is a strong woman wanting to watch him fall."
"I've been a bad girl. Punish me how you see fit."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps."
"I'm not a one in a million kind of girl. I'm a once in a lifetime kind of woman."
"Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy."
"Strong women scare weak men."
"If they think you're a monster then become one."
"Living well is the best revenge. Unless, of course, you really want to hurt him."
"I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Harley Quinn."
"Normal is just a setting on the washing machine."
"Love can be maddening. Give me more."
"I'm not a ballerina. But I do have killer moves."
"I'm not delicate. I'm deceptively deadly."
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine. And explosions."
"Perfect people are boring. I'm perfectly imperfect."
"Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore."
"I'm bad at love, but I'm even worse at hate."
"Mad love is the best kind of love."
"Play the game. Play it smart. Play it sexy. And do it with a smile."
"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder, and I'm ready to climb."
"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas."
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