26 result(s) for Funny Skull Quotes.
"Be careful where you sit. Your skull is more fragile than you think!"
"I have a bone to pick with you!"
"A skull can tell a thousand stories, but they all end in death!"
"Life’s a joke; death’s the punchline."
"You can't take it with you, except maybe a skull full of memories."
"Don't worry, I have your back! Just don't forget your skull."
"I told my skeleton to stop procrastinating. It said it was working its bones off!"
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"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."
"I used to be a skeleton, but now I’m just a bony pile of sarcasm."
"Hope your day is as cheerful as a skull at a carnival!"
"Skulls are a reminder that we all end up the same way, so let’s laugh while we can!"
"Taking life seriously is a grave mistake, just ask a skull."
"Have a bone day! Or at least a funny one!"
"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!"
"Have an amusing skeleton in your closet? Let it out for some laughs!"
"Skull mothers know how to make 'grave' decisions!"
"Don’t be a horrid skull, let your humor shine!"
"Even a skull can have a cracking good time!"
"Some days you're the skull – other days you're just the empty head!"
"Nothing like a good joke to light up your skull!"
"Skull humor is bone-dry but never boring!"
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"When life hands you a skull, make a funny face!"
"A funny bone is just a skull with a good sense of humor!"
"Every skull has a funny side; find yours and let it giggle!"
"Laughter is the best medicine – unless you’re a skeleton!"
"Life is too short for dull skulls!"
