27 result(s) for Funny Quotes From Parents To Students.
"I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom."
"I told my kids that if they ever had to choose between me and their friends, to choose their friends. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life."
"If you think my hands are full, you should see my brain!"
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you!"
"Raising kids is like being the manager of a rock band. You can never get a moment of peace. I’m constantly on tour!"
"I'm not a parent; I'm a parent-tainer!"
"You know, I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
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"Why don’t you try to learn from your mistakes? I’m just trying to make sure my mistakes learn from you!"
"Of course, I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"The best part about being a parent is that you are also a superhero!"
"I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke."
"Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia."
"Kids are like a bowl of soup; they need to be stirred occasionally."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"If you think I'm annoying now, just wait until you have kids!"
"Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious."
"Remember, kids: If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to in the beginning."
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn't know you had and dealing with fears you didn't know existed."
"Kids will take a mile if you give them an inch, so make sure you only give them what they need."
"Did you know that 'shhh' has four letters and 'mom' has three? It’s definitely not equal! Who’s to blame? The kids!"
"If they can't learn the way we teach, we teach the way they learn."
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"You know you're a parent when you spend half the day being a referee."
"I’ve got your back, as long as you keep me entertained."
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
"My house is a mess, but my kids are happy! That’s a fair trade-off!"
"I can't wait until my kids are old enough to talk back to me!"
"The secret to parenting is just saying 'yes' to everything when they're young and then saying 'no' to everything when they're teenagers!"
