26 result(s) for Funny Quotes From Prop Squad.
"If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable."
"I didn’t choose the prop squad life, the prop squad life chose me."
"Sometimes I wonder why I’m even here. And then I remember: Oh right, I need to bring the props!"
"You can’t be a prop master without a little imagination and a lot of duct tape."
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and snap! The job’s a game."
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
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"The best way to predict the future is to create it… with props!"
"Weight of the world? Nah, just a prop for the next big scene!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… unless I’m stuck working on props!"
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it doesn’t stop sending me to the beach! Guess I’ll just have to bring props."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… about the props!"
"Behind every great performance is a prop squad working overtime."
"When nothing goes right, go left… and grab some props!"
"If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success… with better props!"
"I want to be like a flamingo; stand tall, be fabulous, and always bring the best props."
"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything… including some hilarious props!"
"The only thing better than being funny is being funny with good props."
"Why did the prop cross the road? To mess up the other side!"
"I told the joke about the props and nobody laughed, but I’ll keep trying!"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth… especially if you’re a prop master!"
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"I can’t believe I gave up a career in law enforcement to work with props. Oh wait, yes I can!"
"Laughter is an instant vacation… that’s why I carry my props everywhere."
"I’m not lazy, I’m energy-efficient… just saving my energy for the next prop challenge!"
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll do it for you!"
"A day without laughter is a day wasted… unless I get to work with props!"
