107 result(s) for Funny Romantic Quotes.
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
"You had me at ‘Get me a sandwich.’"
"My love for you is like pi — it’s never-ending."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"I love you more than I love myself, and you know that’s saying a lot."
"You’re the reason I wake up in the morning. Well, that and my alarm clock."
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"You're the chocolate chip in my cookie."
"If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print."
"I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts!"
"You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life."
"Together we can do great things, like ordering takeout."
"You’re the bee’s knees and the cat’s pajamas!"
"I’m much more me when I’m with you."
"I love you more than I love my morning coffee, and that’s saying a lot."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!"
"Love is sharing your popcorn. But not your fries."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly!"
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
"I’m in love with you and all your little things."
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"You're like my favorite coffee: hot, strong, and keeps me awake all night!"
"You had me at 'Let’s get pizza.'"
"I love you more than a squirrel loves a nut."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
"They say love is blind… I say that’s just one more reason to wear glasses!"
"I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts."
"Love is not about how many days, months or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"I thought I was in love with her, but it turns out I was just hungry."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I love you, even though you’re probably going to eat all my snacks."
"You're the mac to my cheese."
"I love you more than chocolate. But please don’t make me prove it!"
"Being with you is like having my cake and eating it too."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't rhyme, but I still love you!"
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"I love you even when I’m hungry."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni!"
"Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"You're the reason I wake up in the morning. Just kidding, I wake up because I need coffee."
"Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless."
"You complete me, but can you also clean up after yourself?"
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Or maybe not sharing. I'll have to think about it."
"I love you even though you drive me crazy, and I will always be here to remind you of that."
"You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life. And you also weigh a ton."
"I wasn't always in love with you. Sometimes I would drift off and have an extra slice of pizza. But you know the way to my heart."
"I love you more than I love my dog, and that’s saying a lot!"
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Maybe also because I just found a cute dog video."
"I couldn't imagine a life without your weirdness. Actually, I could, and it would be boring."
"Our love is like a good coffee. It’s strong, hot, and keeps me awake all night."
"I love you more than I love sleeping, which is a big deal."
"You're the only one that I love more than pizza. And if you know me, you know that’s true love."
"You and me together, like spaghetti and meatballs. A little saucy but loved by all."
"Life is too short to be serious. Let's keep our love light and silly!"
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"You had me at 'pizza'."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"I’ll love you even when you’re old and gray. Well, maybe I won’t love you, but I won’t kick you out of bed."
"You can’t put a price on love, but you can always put a price on a date."
"I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot."
"My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending."
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you more than a dog loves his owner."
"A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"You’re the macaroni to my cheese."
"I love you so much that I would marry your pillow."
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"I love you more than I love my cat, and that’s saying a lot."
"If I were to die right now, it would be from a heart attack caused by love."
"Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying if they get there safely."
"I love you like a squirrel loves a nut."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I love you like the ocean is blue—deep, vast, and occasionally full of salt."
"You’re my cup of tea, slightly sassy, and always uplifting."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"I thought I loved you before, but then I met your dog and realized I could love you even more."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the jellybean to my heart."
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot."
"My love for you is like a circle—it's never-ending and always comes back around, even if I get distracted by donuts."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even if you don't want to."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"I’m much more me when I’m with you, and a little more ridiculous too."
"I love you even when I’m hungry—especially when I’m hungry."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"We go together like copy and paste."
"You are the macaroni to my cheese, the frosting to my cake, and the remote to my TV."
"Together we are unstoppable, except when we see a new dessert shop."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. You’re also the reason I bump into things."
"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"You are the reason I wake up in the morning... well, that and the coffee."
"I love you more than a cat loves a laser pointer."
"You're my favorite distraction."
"I would share my last slice of pizza with you. And that’s saying a lot."
"Love you like Kanye loves Kanye."
"We’re a hot mess, but we’re each other’s hot mess."
"You’re the ketchup to my fries—too good to be true!"
"I love you like the bee loves the flower, but mostly I just love the flower."
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