123 result(s) for Funny Rock Quotes.
"I think I’m going to insult the Japanese. Their culture is so rich, and they have such an influence in the world—it’s my favorite country to pick on."
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"I got a rock!"
"They say the best things in life are free. Unfortunately, I don’t believe them."
"You know you’re a rock star when you get a standing ovation at your own funeral."
"The only thing worse than bad jokes is bad musicianship."
"I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m definitely not the worst."
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"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"I’ve got a rock and roll pickle!"
"I wanted to be a heroic figure. But now I’m just a tragic one-a sad silhouette trapped forever in the shadow of my own ego."
"I used to be a bad boy. Now I’m just a good boy with bad ideas."
"Music is like a drug. And I’m addicted to it; I stole it right from the heart of rock ‘n’ roll."
"It’s easier to be funny than to be serious. That’s why I play rock and roll."
"I don’t think you can ever escape the fact that being in a band is a bit ridiculous."
"If I had a dollar for every time I said ‘I’m going to quit,’ I’d be a rich man."
"There’s no such thing as a free lunch. Especially in rock and roll."
"I’m not good at rock music; I’m just better than most."
"You can’t be a rock star without a little bit of chaos."
"Rock ‘n’ roll is about attitude, not about being 20 years old."
"To be a rock star in my age, I’d need to have incredible Avocado toast skills."
"I thought I wanted a career in music. Now I just want a career in making fun of musicians."
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"I’m trying to get some sleep. It’s tough being a rock god."
"Rock stars are like mushrooms; they bloom overnight and are gone by morning."
"The best thing about rock music? It makes you believe you can fly. Or at least fall safely."
"I can’t wear skinny jeans, or my knees will bend the wrong way."
"Behind every great rock star is a great sense of humor."
"Rock and roll is a disease. You get over it, but it never leaves you."
"Without rock music, I would be a mess."
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline."
"A lot of people think that rock is a genre of music. It's not. It's a way of life."
"All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. I like it that way."
"The only thing better than singing is more singing."
"I am a rock and roll star!"
"Rock and roll is like a trampoline. You bounce back after you hit the ground."
"The only reason I’m into rock is to get attention."
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"To be a rock and not to roll is to be alive."
"I can't help but think that today we are going to die. And think about how that happens. Wouldn't it be funny if it stopped all of a sudden?"
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"We are in the music business, and you know what that means? We're in the funny business."
"When life throws you lemons, grab a guitar and make some rock music."
"I can't dance to this music. I just have to listen to it."
"I may not be the best guitar player, but I think I'm pretty good at talking about it."
"Rock is about freedom! Are you kidding me? Rock is about doing what you want!"
"You can't think of a line without believing it"
"Music isn't just a blanket of sound; it's a shower of movement."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, how can you laugh at anyone else?"
"The rock business is not about how much you can write; it's about how much you can steal."
"You know you're a rock star when you can say your name with your name, and get paid for it."
"I don’t sing, I just can’t."
"My guitar is my best friend; it’s the only one who listens to me."
"Rock is an illusion and a joke. The age of rock is over."
"You can't get what you want, but you can try to find something you don't want."
"Rock bands are the best comedians in the world, they just don't know it!"
"I didn’t know I was a rock star until I heard the applause. I thought it was just my mom."
"Rock and roll is not just a music genre; it’s a lifestyle of laughter and rebellion."
"I have a rock and roll heart. It beats to the sound of laughter."
"If you don’t like my rock and roll, you can shove it."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about—unless you're a rock star trying to take a nap."
"Rock is like a dog, it has its own bark and sometimes it howls."
"You can’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive—especially in a rock band."
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway that smells like a cheap hotel—like rock and roll."
"Rock and roll is a contact sport."
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to bring me to a rock concert."
"Rock is a way of life, as long as you don't take it too seriously."
"Every time I try to play rock and roll, I end up singing a country song."
"I wanted to be a rock star, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
"Rock stars are like cockroaches; they usually survive whatever you throw at them."
"I’m not a musician; I just play one on stage."
"You know you’re a rock star when people start following you on social media, even your parents."
"Rock and roll is a navigation system for the lost."
"Life is too short to worry about what people think of you. Just rock on!"
"I took a lot of chances; I took a lot of risks. And I still have the bruises from rock climbing."
"I never went to college. I went to a Rock 'n' Roll show instead."
"I think the best way to be a rock star is to be yourself and not take it too seriously."
"We’ve all been tortured. But I think rock and roll is like therapy. It’s good for the soul."
"Rock and roll is the sleeping bag of my life."
"I'm not a musician. I'm a rock star."
"You can’t be great without being a little weird."
"The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star."
"I wanted to be a rock star so I could get a big house and a limousine and a nice life for my mom."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"I’ve got a great sense of humor. You just can’t see it because I’m not wearing my glasses."
"I told my kids that I don’t want them to be like me—I want them to be better than me. Unless they want to be rock stars; then they can just be like me!"
"Rock stars are the soldiers of light."
"You can’t have rock without that swing, the nasty part that makes you want to shake your hips."
"Being on stage is like being in a relationship. You’re just trying to connect, and if you’re not, it can feel lonely."
"Every generation has its own rock and roll truth. You need to embrace that, even if it involves a stinky pair of shoes!"
"Life is like a rock concert. You might think you’re the headliner, but really, it’s all about the fans."
"I am a rock star, not a role model."
"If you’re going to be a rock star, you need to have a bit of madness in you."
"You know you’re a rock star when you have to choose between a hotel room and an entire castle."
"In rock and roll, you’re either in a band or you’re left out. Just make sure your band is fun!"
"Rock and roll, if you really want to get into it, is a serious business. So don’t take it too seriously!"
"Some days you’re the Joan Jett of your life, and some days you’re just… in a waiting room."
"Success is like being in a band—you need to share it or else it just gets loud and creates feedback."
"I spent six months in a leaky basement—rock and roll is my way of saying I’ll never go back."
"Rock and roll is a dinosaur. Let’s find some better ways to express ourselves instead!"
"Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a rock band or a circus. But either way, I’m having fun!"
"Rock and roll is a human music. It’s a universal thing that everybody can relate to. It’s a way to vent and express."
"I’m not really a rock star, I’m a rock star’s roadie."
"I've learned that life is like a rock, you are going to hit a lot of bumps along the way. But keep rolling."
"I’m on the patch to recovery from rock star status."
"Rock stars do not have children. They have puppies."
"Rock ‘n’ roll is a journey, and I’m just on this crazy ride, laughing all the way!"
"The only thing more dangerous than a rock star is a rock star with a sense of humor!"
"You can’t make a good rock record if you don’t have a sense of humor."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."
"Rock ‘n’ roll is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park!"
"I recorded a rock song for my wife... she still hasn’t learned the lyrics."
"Behind every rock star is a group of people trying to keep their feet on the ground."
"I thought I was going to be a rock star until I became a mom. Now I’m just a rock star in a minivan!"
"We're all just a bunch of rock stars trying to sing in the shower!"
"Rock and roll may not be the answer to all of life’s problems, but it’s certainly a good way to diffuse a bad moment."
"People think being a rock star is glamorous, but really, we just get woken up early by bus drivers."
"I sing like I’m a star. Even in the shower, the echo makes me feel famous!"
"The secret to becoming a rock star is pretending to be one!"
"You know you’re a rock star when your birthday party has more fireworks than a Fourth of July celebration!"
"Rock and roll is a joke; the punchline is that we all take ourselves too seriously."
"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless."
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be a rock star. Now, I’m just happy to be the old guy yelling at the kids to turn it down!"
"Rock stars are a rare breed—more like unicorns that can actually sing."
"Don’t mind the mess; it’s just my rock star lifestyle. And by mess, I mean laundry."
"Rock and roll means never having to say you’re sober!"
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