104 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Women’s T-Shirts.
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"If I was funny, I would have a better job."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
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"You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing."
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me."
"I don't sweat— I sparkle!"
"I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome!"
"Sometimes I wish I could be a unicorn... or at least be treated like one."
"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I told my therapist about my hair. She said it’s having a bad day."
"I am on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach photos!"
"I'm not a morning person. I need a coffee and a nap."
"If there’s a will, there are relatives."
"I’m just a girl who decided to go for it."
"I may not be perfect, but my nails are!"
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"My mind says '1 gym', but my heart says 'pizza.'"
"Behind every successful woman is herself."
"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
"I'm like a butterfly; pretty to see and hard to catch."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!"
"I’m multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time."
"I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not a taco."
"I’m not late, I’m just early for tomorrow."
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee-obsessed."
"I’m an original and that’s perfection in itself."
"Today’s mood: 100% Drama-free."
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"Be a voice, not an echo."
"I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"I don't know what I want, but I want it now!"
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time."
"Will work for cupcakes."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!"
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a taco."
"I’m a mess but I’m a beautiful mess."
"I’m silently correcting your grammar."
"Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix."
"Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"If I were a princess, I would be a sassy princess."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"Yes, I’m still wearing the smile you gave me."
"I’m just here for the snacks."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry."
"I can't adult today, please don't make me."
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, I can do it for you."
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
"I’m not short, I’m fun size."
"I’m 39, but I can’t remember what year I was 39."
"I’m a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time."
"Who runs the world? Girls with snacks."
"I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination."
"If I was a bird, I know who I’d poop on."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
"I get my exercise running out of excuses."
"I can't keep calm, I'm a mom."
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"I told my therapist about you."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my friends."
"I’m here for a good time, not a long time."
"I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time."
"I can’t adult today, please don’t make me."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"I have a personal vendetta against Mondays."
"I'm not getting older, I'm leveling up."
"I don't need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"Sweatpants are all that fit me right now."
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat."
"I’m like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch."
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me."
"If I were funny, I would have a good quote."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!"
"I could be a morning person... if morning started around noon."
"I’m in shape... round is a shape, isn’t it?"
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists primarily of dealing with men."
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